Crit Juice: Dungeons, Dragons, Drinking

In a very, very intense recording session of Crit Juice the team has to make some world-shattering decisions. We'd love for you to be a part of them, but the recording device fell off the table, ejecting the batteries and losing the recording. Here's everything but that hour.

Way too drunk and way too late, this podcast has finally made its way through the ether! Get the hankerchiefs ready...Brought to you by: King Harbor Brewing! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David CrennenHelp Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

There's never been a better time for the players to start a game buzzed on delicious ale! Arience had to make a hefty decision that will forever shape the history of Thunderblood, and now others find out that they'll have to make similar choices! The action is quick and intense as our heroes begin tackling the energy nodes of fate! Brought to you by: King Harbor Brewing! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David CrennenHelp Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

There's no break in the action as our heroes attempt to escape the fey.No time for a full description, you guys have waited enough as is!   Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David CrennenHelp Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

Sure we're on a paradise island, but can we leave yet? We're drunk!Join the adventurers as they attempt to get of the Fey Isle!   Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, Matt Cook, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David CrennenHelp Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

The arch-fey of rot is dead, and now the five kings of the fey forest have gone berserk! It's up to our heroes to stop them in this, our 50th episode of CRIT JUICE!We want to sincerely and most humbly thank all of you. Those of you who have listened, tweeted, drank along with, hopped into a #pregame, rolled a dice and thought of us. Those who came to live events, or wrote disturbingly erotic fan fiction about our characters (... and sometimes us... ) to those of you who let us ride along with you on your commute, have submitted Crit Deck Cards, or doodled our characters on your player notes. Thank you, thank you, thank you. It's been a lot of fun, and we're excited to have you with us as we hit 50 episodes. From the warmest part of our heart, thank you.We really couldn't do this without you, and we love you.-All of us here at Crit Juice   Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, Matt Cook, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David CrennenHelp Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

We might just all be kings as our adventurers take on the Arch-Fey of Rot. The boys are back and this time, it's Dealer's Choice as they've each brought in some of their favorite beers. With The Federation of the Fey on its heels, it's up to our heroes to restore some semblance to the land of magic.   Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, Matt Cook, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David CrennenHelp Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

Our adventurers find themselves stuck with a gnome in the Bumbledark. Through caverns and tunnels, they'll have to find their way to the Gnome King. Will they be able to convince the gnomes to stop their enslavement of the Light Pixies, or will this be the blow-out fight that everyone has been waiting for!?!  (This episode brought to you by: MacLeod Ale!)  Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, Matt Cook, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David CrennenHelp Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceThe Critmas spirit is upon us as the Crit Juice boys start the session heavily intoxicated from a #PREGAME #TEAMEXTREME where Wolf and Gralford went head to head. Now they must find a way to escape the Lich's Dungeon, but not before Gub grabs some toilet readings...   (This episode brought to you by: MacLeod Ale!)  Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, Matt Cook, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen    Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceWe're not sure what we expected when we went into a lich's dungeon, but we're getting rolled. It could be the delicious beer, or it could be Doc's inability to heal. But this fight is INTENSE! Baston gets even more #swoll and Daniel Acker makes more puns than you'll know what to do with! (This episode brought to you by: MacLeod Ale!)   Special Guest: IVAN VAN NORMAN! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath DM'd By: David Crennen    Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceThe group finds themselves back in the Lich's dungeon, but it reminds Gub of his prom. Will he be able to pull it together and get the job done, or will he slow dance the night away as the rest of the party perishes? (This episode brought to you by: MacLeod Ale!)   Special Guest: IVAN VAN NORMAN! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath DM'd By: David Crennen    Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceZ'hana takes us to the secret tavern to meet her friends, and things, as expected take a turn for the worse. Find out how why Gub has to apologize for a puppet show in this episode! (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen    Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

This is the episode you've been waiting for.Definitely for an immature, mature audience.   Brought to you by Dwarven Foundry and Magic Hat

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceWe never intended to release this audio, but you guys wanted it, and we have a hard time saying "no" to a group of awesome people that are super attractive. So here it is! The Crit Juice 5th Edition DungeonScape Beta One Off! (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen    Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceGralford and Kridolf sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-(M-A-R-K?)-I-N-G! Will these sorrow crossed lovers continue their tryst, or will their love be cut short by an evil lich that is rumored to haunt this town? All this and more in this week's episode of CRIT JUICE! (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen    Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceIt's early morning, but that hasn't stopped us before! The boys gather for a round of early D&D, or as we like to call it, #MonstersAndMimosas. With an in-house bartender and special guest, 22 Jump Street's Jillian Bell, we hop right into the action, and see the return of everyone's favorite long-eared sorcerer, Dar'Jjeeki! (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen  Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceThis will be the 40th episode of Crit Juice to grace your ears, and we've come such a long way. Arience, once prince now a king seeks to win the hand of a princess and the respect of his subjects. Wolf, once alone, finds himself part of a pack. And Gralford... still does the same amount of damage he did 39 episodes ago. But will the Shadowfell prove to be the Shadow-fall of our heroes? Only one way to find out... (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen  Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceIn this episode, we find our adventurers sent on another quest by the elf,Il Muir. Will they blindly follow his lead, or will they branch out on their own as they edge closer to the Eternal Forest. Also, with Dar'Jjeeki obsessed with chomping on a blade of grass, will Arience make his move and finally say those three magic words? (Not "Casting Magic Missile) (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen  Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceWe last left our adventurers in Lordan, the city on the edge of the Eternal Forest. Now we cut to the action, bringing you up to speed with a SHINY NEW EPISODE recorded only last week! With Dar'Jjeeki's Matt Cook landing a massive TV gig, will the Princess be meta-impressed, or will Arience's charms win her over?! Also what is #TEAMEXTREME?! (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen  Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceOKAY, it's a shorter episode, but we're SO BUSY! So enjoy a drunken slosh as our adventurers face a new foe! Plus, we learn all about Newton's law of Dwarven Physics! (This episode brought to you by: Los Angeles Ale Works!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen  Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!