Crit Juice: Dungeons, Dragons, Drinking

The Battle for Blazestone continues in this epic episode of Crit Juice. Gub makes a decision that will impact the game forever, Wolf steps into even more racially sensitive territory, and Cook continues to blow out the mics! You won't want to miss what happens as we kick off one of our most drunken adventures yet. (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiDM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

The assassins have made a suicide pact, and plan on taking down the adventurers with them! Wolf and Chase both get Blazestone blazed, and Gralford is scarred FOREVER. All in this episode of Crit Juice! (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiWith Special Guest: Ryan GaulDM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

The lava vortex continues to spin as the players fight for high ground against a group of legendary assassins. Gub and Azmar the Ashmaker fight to the death (but it's not a duel), and the players continue to imbibe nearly as much alcohol as special guest player, Ryan Gaul. (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiWith Special Guest: Ryan GaulDM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

Drinking the Pistil and Ticket to Rye from Magic Hat has worked wonders for Doc but has left Wolf shooting blanks. In this episode, the group continues to fight Tormad "The Hard to Pronounce." Will Gub have another name to tattoo on his arm, or will the masked Dragonborn get the best of him? And whatever happened to Dovana? Will Ryan Gaul be the end of our heroes? All this and more in this episode of CRIT JUICE!(This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)  Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiWith Special Guest: Ryan GaulDM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

Surrounded by gold, and a few drinks in, the group must fight their way past the Butcher of Blazestone. They're joined by The Groundling's Ryan Gaul who matches the group shot-for-shot. There's a visit from the Boner Fairy, Gralford wakes up, Chase actually does something, and the Princess holds her sword: all in this episode of, Crit Juice! (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)  (Also, we apologize for a bit of static that finds its way into the mics about midway through. We are not trained in Audio Engineering.)  Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiWith Special Guest: Ryan GaulDM'd By: David Crennen

Still in Blazestone (and wayyy too drunk for their own good) the group poses as high rollers in an attempt to get into Azmar's vault. Will they pull it off or will the strip clubs and casinos be too much for the drunken players at the table to focus on? Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, and Brian McGrath.DM'd By: David Crennen

Stuck in an alleyway in a city that wants them dead, the group must make its way to the rendezvous point using only their wits (and swords, and spears, and magic missiles). Will they be able to blend in with the locals, and pull of the con of the century, or will Ocean's 11 sue the podcast for storyline similarities? All this and more in this episode of Crit Juice! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, and Brian McGrath.DM'd By: David Crennen

The group is finally at Blazestone, but with 5 extra rules from the Drinking Gods all the players are HAMMERED! Will they be able to take on Ofano the Hunter and Joan Rivers? Will the Princess finally kill Doc? All this and more in this episode of Crit Juice Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, and Brian McGrath.DM'd By: David Crennen

Starting the night off with Tom Fonss downing a full shot of 151 and MattB accidentally lighting his hand on fire, the group heads to Gub's hometown of Blazestone. Without Gralford's help, will they be able to take on Asmar the Ashmaker? And will the Princess ever get a weapon? Find out in this episode of CRIT JUICE! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, and Brian McGrath.DM'd By: David Crennen

In a mix of Nickelodeon and the Oregon Trail, the group finds themselves out of control on makeshift rafts in a river of ooze. Pants are taken off for combat advantage and Tom Fonss crit fails in real life. Find out if all the characters (and players) make it out alive! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiDM'd By: David Crennen

Dodging exploding slimes, and feeling like they might have wandered onto the set of Ghostbusters 2, the team fights their way through the massive gelatinous cube. Gralford learns what it is to be a dwarf, Dar'Jjeeki and Ariance continue their battle for the Princess's heart, and everyone gets way WAY too drunk! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiDM'd By: David Crennen

The group finds the town of Brennet, but not how they expected. What causes an entire city to be suspended in the air? And whats 1000 cubed? The group finds out while getting totally sauced in this episode of Crit Juice! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiDM'd By: David Crennen

The group, having narrowly escaped a waterfall, finds themselves fighting off worm-men mercs and Gub battles a sandworm as David takes a suggestion from a listener. Also listen to find out how YOU can direct the future of the Crit Juice storyline! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiDM'd By: David Crennen

The group infiltrates the Veiled Eye headquarters and find themselves balancing atop rafters, evading spiders, and captaining a boat filled with demons! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiDM'd By: David Crennen

With a little help from Dar'Jjeeki, the group takes off with the princess to the City of Assassins. Gub bumps into an old flame, and a drunken Tom may or may not make out with the DM. Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiDM'd By: David Crennen

Lloyd the Giant Head, Redcloaks, and propper tipping practices are all encountered in this episode of CRIT JUICE! Follow the hilarious adventures of this group of professional comedians and actors as they drink themselves into a delirous state while playing Dungeons and Dragons! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiDM'd By: David Crennen  

In the holy city of Mariposa, a fog has taken the souls of every living being. The group fights alcohol poisoning and monsters in this pilot episode of CRIT JUICE! Will they be able to stop the machinations of the now dead King? Listen to find out! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiDM'd By: David Crennen       Crit Juice

A special treat for our listeners, here's the final episode of, Crit Juice: The Prologue! We're releasing our original test podcast which helped lay the groundwork for the drinking-while-dragon-slaying chaos that is Crit Juice. Starting in a couple week's check for the OFFICIAL CRIT JUICE PODCAST!  Wolf still has a wolf named Chase, but will the party ever be able to tell the two apart? People die and dwarves fly in this episode! What happens to this test group of adventurers?! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiDM'd By: David Crennen Crit Juice

A special treat for our listeners, here it is, Crit Juice: The Prologue! We're releasing our original test podcast which helped lay the groundwork for the drinking-while-dragon-slaying chaos that is Crit Juice. In this episode, the party finds themselves not only attacked by dark manshapes, but also incredibly drunk. Meanwhile, crit fails seem to be all the rage. Will they make it out of the Shrine of Man alive? Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiDM'd By: David Crennen Crit Juice

A special treat for our listeners, here it is, Crit Juice: The Prologue! We're releasing our original test podcast which helped lay the groundwork for the drinking-while-dragon-slaying chaos that is Crit Juice. In this episode, our heros meet after an all-out brawl in the Holy City of Mariposa. They must face dark manshapes, vestal virgins, and adorable half-orc orphans; all the while drinking like dwarves. Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiDM'd By: David Crennen Crit Juice