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Hoffman pops into the studio to talk about wild dinner parties, AI Robin replaces real Robin, bad gift givers, sleeping with your boss, wearing a top hat to therapy, popping in at Bloor West Village, cashiers and security guards, anti depressants making a son less funny, printing an apology in a book of essays, Jigsaw stops by, and more!

This week Hoffman joins us to ask the Magic 8 Ball some questions, therapy being a red flag, a grandma with an Instagram for her cat, a Star Wars themed wedding, catfishing, lingerie models and their bosses, Kwanza,  Mel Gibson, Robin thinks the moon is a planet, neighborhood elections, cancelled bits, a wrestling promo, and more!

How to tell a bride to cover up, Gorjan unites all men, cut bits, a horse with a racist name, Chicken Soup for the Adult Soul, Robin's attempt at a musing, small penis mockery, lie to people about being in therapy, body amputations for pranks, tummy tucks vs. gut tucks, killing a puppy to save Shakespeare, and bad actors; all that this week on Badvice!

Woah, are we back? Who the fuck knows. This (Last February) week, Connor sits down to talk about paying for drinks on dates, Hoffman calls in with a similar story, we can't tell if someone is gay or a homophobe, Armie Ham is eating people remember?, #FootFetishOnFleek, I invent NetFucks, we should bring our own cutlery to restaurants, Connor visits a small basement, a list of the most mispronounced names, taxidermy presents, reading your daughter's diary, 

A webisode brings us back from the dead. Gorjan drinks too much and yells, old people 69'ing, Robin's dog, signing the divorce papers is a BIG DEAL, Ryan fucks someone's dad, banging your partner's parents, the young dating the old, having an affair with a doctor, Trivial Pursuit isn't so trivial, Hoffman has a new mic, Robin has a new podcast, f-slurs, and the McRib is back. I think we recorded this mid December?

Badvice is back for it's bi-monthly episode. This time around, Hoffman broke quarantine and came over to record an episode. We talk TikTok FOMO, RIP to E Jean, writing about your friends in stories, seeking the same therapist, a husband won't let his wife see their home, QAnon is cool, a wife becomes a "Karen", taking baths in your neighbours bathtub, Blue Lives Matter sign warfare, Gorjan writes some jokes, people call in to wish Hoffman a happy birthday, and less!

Who missed Robin? I sure did! Sorry, "didn't", "I sure didn't." This week on the podcast we talk mask problems, Robin brings in an old advice column, "LADIES!", managers totally goofing on their employees, getting hung up while trying to give someone an opportunity, neighbors calling the police on groups of people for hanging out, taking up skirt pictures, my Reece's Pieces fiasco, and less!

Welcome back to an all virtual episode of the once hit show. Hoffman is back for his 21st appearance on the show, and we talk about it all. Words of the day, threesomes with your father, rhyming names, Hoffman's little black book, Gorjan gets ganged up on, dating multiple women and having kids with them, did OJ really do it, never lie about what your voice sounds like, leaked Zoom chats, Robin doesn't listen to Badvice, and I ship something to Hoffman's apartment.

I've been talking to myself in my apartment for weeks anyways, might as well record some of it. The solo episode features a deadlier version of slow walkers, having the hots for your brother-in-law, how many stuff animals is too many for a 12 year old boy, licking knives, incels politely asking for sex, disruptors ruin everything, the coolest boss ever is under fire, HR tells someone to wear baggier clothes, packing leftovers for your daughter, and flashing your co-workers during a Zoom call.

Connor becomes a landlord this week as he dismantles locks, a wax problem leaves my boy hatless, are there actually no bad ideas, a prankster prince messes with medicine, Orange theory, everyone should just wear green shirts to greenscreen what they actually wanted to wear, how far into someone's apartment do you take off your shoes, not having a funeral for your dead husband, raw hamburger meat, quitting smoking, Looney Toons, and are you allowed to window shop through your neighbors windows?

Friend of the pod Elsbeth pops by to talk over stepping your boundaries as a waitress, receptionists blasting Alex Jones, a dead grandma's lasagna, sunrise weddings, fake layoffs to make people feel better about themselves, Kruffins, playing Dr. Mario, virtual recycling will be big in 5 years, Toronto Spiderman buys weed, Amazon needs to stop asking for a review from every product I buy, and how much is a birth worth?

New Year, same guests. Hoffman joins me to talk about Jewish neighbors, whether or not to slide into DMs, never print anything at Staples, doorbell cameras, Hoffman swiped left when he should have swiped right, Gorjan brings a word of the day in, room temperature, being a dad but everyone thinks you're a grandpa, is taking picture of people secretly okay if they are clothed, IMDB forums shutting down, Care and Feeding, I bring in the worst bit yet on the show, and we finally got our signed page from E. Jean's book!

Crossover with Nick and Austin from the Did Somebody Say Movies? podcast! We talk Christmas movie lines, dating your step sibling, Service Ontario/Canada, transparent circle stickers on packaging, Best Sellers list don't mean jack, I increase my height on my ID card, being left out of your SO's Christmas exchange, Christmas babies make everyone's lives more difficult, and how come no one I know ever gets anything cool or mysterious from a will?

We did the math... this is Hoffman's 12th episode! At this point he pays us to come on. We get into real dolls, Robin's blue/green text adventure, people who save seats in theaters, E. Jean quickies, Hoffman sings, people who start walking just as you are about to pass them, holiday shopping, celebrating Hanukkah without being Jewish, brainwashed children can't stop singing the same song, colleagues at your Christmas party, what to do with a frump-y looking daughter, showing up early to parties, and a man who hates kissing tries to date a woman. Next week, I (Gorjan) will be on the Did Somebody Say Movies podcast with Nick & Austin (I'm replacing Dave for the episode). We talked Slim and Queen, I bring in Jeopardy because it's technically television and counts as a TV show, and about times we've shushed people in the theater! Check it out!

This week we talk Oxford banning clapping, Chad the Dad calls in with fatherly advice, a woman sets up her own personal Bachelor, a sex strike leads to no pancakes, too many men are scratching their crotches, a father's buried treasure sparks a thieving son, public school libraries, report cards on the fridge, nicknames cause mom panic, Taylor Swift ruins a marriage, Hoffman calls in, and Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

Yikes. Big ooph. Feel free to skip this one, cause it falls off the rails ASAP. We got Hoffman in time for Robin's going away special! I met a ton of celebrities, personal assistants, margaritas, writing gay sex scenes with your mom, Hoffman asks his parents how their sex life is, Robin is putting out an audio book, how to break up with a guy, celebrities at funerals, I don't have enough (any) photos of Robin or Matt on my wall, firing pregnant people, and probably 10 solid minutes of Hoffman singing.

It's Fall y'all, and Guled Abdi (TallBoyz, Tuesdays at 9 p.m. on CBC and CBC Gem) stops by to talk TA's sending accidental texts, Gorjan's blocked on MSN, Robin's in the normal name minority, weird breathing techniques, Robin's cat-sitting tale, celebrities called into the show, leaving a Yelp review for your brother and his wife, being poisoned by your friends, dead cats and when to break the news, and twins dressing alike; yay or nay?

We finally get call ins working this week, and test it out with Hoffman and a surprise guest. We talk how to tell if someone is a virgin, how long to wait for something before giving up, wedding plus ones, slipping love notes at work, scratch off lottery tickets, playing the harmonica, deaf Uber drivers, suspenders and sweatpants, Ronald McDonald, and peeing next to Noah Baumbach.

Hoffman is in town this week, and he brought his mysterious friend Josh into the Badvice studio with him. We talk all things Jewish, lingerie parties, burrito bowls, what's your password for things, Josh brings up the past, shabbos goys, playing dreidel on a Google Home, asking parents permission for marriage, banging your half-sibling, and our true crime spin off show.

I didn't post this before I left for PEI, but that's fine. I still didn't edit it though. Connor comes in this week and becomes a proud republican dad, kitchen sinks are at the perfect dick height, peeing your pants on a road trip, button fly jeans, prisoners should be hairless, Connor buys some crypto currency to make a purchase online, Robin's leaving us for a bit, hiding a gluestick gets a woman fired, winning the lottery, sexting underage people online, and Connor let's us in on his Wendy's secret order.