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Curtis wrote some great science fiction stories in middle school. Justy Boy reads them with gusto.Pervert Proverbs makes an appearance and so does a decapitated Bigfoot.Thanks for listening!www.coolparents.co

It's Academy Awards season, so we're giving you a rundown of all the plots of the Best Picture nominees, based solely on the titles. Also, some Googie Reviewbies and a Truckdate. This episode is not sponsored by 1-800-ASK-GARY.www.coolparents.co

We're back and so is I Love This Business! Curtis also has a lot to say about his trip to Florida while Jesse "The Body" Ventura has a lot to say about the "draft-dodging coward" in the white house. Thanks for listening!www.coolparents.co

Justy Boy is sick, so here is the latest episode of Good Graphics, please check it out! :)www.coolparents.co

Our first Christmas special! Give it a listen, or sign up for our Patreon to watch the video version (if you haven't already).Gary Crissmiss!www.coolparents.co

Googie Reviewbies is the main event today. Justy Boy also brought some Missed Connections. Please enjoy!www.coolparents.co

Yes, you read that right. You know what that means? Buttermans are back!Also, Curtis brought a book he wrote in 1996 when he was 7 called "The Ship." You're gonna love it.www.coolparents.co

Confused by the title? You should be. Listen to a brand new batch of incredible Pervert Proverbs to understand.www.coolparents.co

Happy Ghostober! We gotta talk about some Frankensteins. Also, Justy Boy brings us Chop Quiz and we try to decipher Davey Havok's AFI vocals. Thanks for listening!www.coolparents.co

This commentary track for the Disney classic "Hocus Pocus" was recorded exclusively for our Patreon back in the year of our lord 2021. It's time to release it to the masses just in time for Heckoween 2025!Much, much more available exclusively on our Patreon here:www.patreon.com/coolparentswww.coolparents.co

Ghostober is in full swing, so we have some spooOooOOOoky Googie Revoobies for you! We also embark on a Mystery Ship straight outta Tombstone.www.coolparents.co

Today, we are joined by BWETT!We're talking about myths and legends from childhood media as well as some very horny and weird games on Steam.www.coolparents.co

AKA Exquisite Piss.In this episode, we watch an episode of Nickelodeon's famous Canadian freak-fest, Are You Afraid of the Dark. But first, we must discuss dolphins...www.coolparents.co

Two new segments? Oh my... We're introducing Roswords, in which Justy Boy helps define the weird non-words of a 15-month-old, and Shitty Mobile Game Ads. We also have new CKY mashup and a Beef Bone Mania Update!Thanks for listening!www.coolparents.co

Justy Boy has a new pome that is absolutely epic. Could he be the next Homer? Maybeeeeee...We also talk Rob Zombie, cow, LiveJournal, that guy who was jacking off at a KoЯn concert, and probably other things I don't remember.www.coolparents.co

Chris Milkman is back and he brought farts! In addition to that fart-based content, we also have another installment of Brain War: Ear War. Please enjoy!www.coolparents.co

What we have here are some high school Yearbook Bios from N. Quincy, MA in 2004. Also, a very special installment of Backmasking!www.coolparents.co

Here's one that goes waaaaay back to 2018. The 11th episode! And don't you worry, slimes, we'll be back with a brand new banger next week!www.coolparents.co

Today we're talking about football! Well, just the funny names of the players. But we also have some Masshole townie smut to discuss, a Wormdate, and some bootleg DVD summaries, among other things. Thanks for listening!www.coolparents.co

Listen, this episode is a little messy. We're sorry, it was a weird day. It's still worth listening to, of course, but next week we'll do better. Promise.This episode includes Brain War: Ear War, The Fuck He Said??, and a Spelling Bee.Thanks for listening!www.coolparents.co