People Are The Enemy

Andy talks about Ice Spice getting slapped by a "fan" at a McDonald's, visiting an outdoor shopping mall, a LEGO scam involving uncooked pasta, and Coachella 2026 week two. Subscribe to Andy's newsletter here. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines is inspired by a Seger hit from last week and goes ramblin' through the 1970s. Follow Rachel on Last.fm here.

Andy beats the crap out of his CPAP machine while asleep and discovers he's known as the "crazy guy" in his neighborhood. Also, Siri won't say the word THOT, Taylor Momsen can't stop getting bit by animals while on tour with AC/DC, and we discuss and listen to clips from week one of Coachella 2026. If you haven't yet, subscribe to Andy's newsletter, Naked Graveyard here. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines looks at the 50th Anniversary of Live Bullet by Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band. Follow Rachel on Last.fm here.

Andy talks about being stingy with his compliments and Eugene Mirman's car accident. Also, we listen to a clip of a mother trying the "Jessica" trick on her fussy child. Subscribe to Andy's free monthly newsletter here. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines looks for rabbits in the Hot 100. Follow Rachel on Last.fm here.

Our guest is the musician, audio archivist, puppeteer, clown enthusiast, and host of the show Music Only I Care About with Miss Mei! Andy speaks with Miss Mei about her show, which can be listened to live every Tuesday from noon to 3PM ET US on the Sheena's Jungle Room stream via WFMU. You can find playlists and archives of every episode of Music Only I Care About with Miss Mei here. A catalog of music Miss Mei has archived can be accessed here. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines celebrates the 50th anniversary of Frampton Comes Alive. Follow Rachel on Last.fm here.

Andy talks about Justin Timberlake's DUI arrest video, Afroman: First Amendment Warrior, Banksy, Walmart adventures, Scott Galloway, bread aisle pranks, and crummy podcasts. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines delivers the fourth and final part of her Free to Be... You and Me listening party with guests Julie Klausner and Tavie Phillips. Follow Rachel on Last.fm here.

Our guest is Lynn Harris! Andy talks with Lynn about her 30+ year career in (and near) comedy as a standup comedian, journalist, author, and entrepreneur. Learn more about GOLD Comedy here. Find links to all things Lynn Harris-related here. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines delivers part 3 of her Free to Be... You and Me listening party with guests Julie Klausner and Tavie Phillips. Follow Rachel on Last.fm here.

Andy eats a cookie and talks about Lucy Ellmann's novel Ducks, Newburyport. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines offers up part 2 of her Free to Be... You and Me listening party with guests Julie Klausner and Tavie Phillips. The Monkees' Kool-Aid jingle discussed can be found on YouTube here. Follow Rachel on Last.fm here.

Our guest is radio personality, music journalist, voice-over artist, and podcast host Sloane Spencer! Andy talks with Sloane about her show Sleep with Rock Stars. Subscribe to Sleep with Rock Stars wherever you get your pods or at the show's site here. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines is joined by Julie Klausner and Tavie Phillips to listen to and discuss the album Free to Be... You and Me by Marlo Thomas and Friends from 1972. Follow Rachel on Last.fm here.

Andy is extra bitchy as he opens a package, talks about Andy Milligan, drops his phone in the bathroom, Anthony Jeselnik's book club, Naz! punks f**k off, smart people being stupid with their hearts, guests are coming, the sandwich economy, every podcast in the top 100 is garbage, Valentine's dinner crash out, and Animal Man won't shovel Andy's mother's driveway. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines looks at the instrumental hit "The Horse" in honor of the Lunar New Year. Follow Rachel on Last.fm here.

Our guest is Jazz Adam! The last time we spoke with Jazz for the show was way back in 2019. Andy catches up with Jazz and learns why she decided to resurrect her Old Maybe project after a seven year hiatus. Old Maybe's latest album, The Whiff, can be purchased via Bandcamp here. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines is listening to side two of In Harmony 2 with guest Julie Klausner. Listen to a vinyl rip of In Harmony 2 at YouTube here.

Andy talks about butternut donuts being discontinued, Lola licking the footrest, John Kilduff and Let's Paint TV, booking guests, Marty Supreme, a building blowing up, nothing good for lunch, Tool's no phone policy, and the unfixable error in Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water". On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines is listening to side one and discussing the cover art of In Harmony 2 with Julie Klausner. Find the cover art for In Harmony 2 on the record's Discogs page here. Listen to a vinyl rip of In Harmony 2 at YouTube here.

Andy talks about pulling a dead rabbit out of his dog's mouth, seeing a 311 sticker on a truck, and Turnstile allegedly being hypocrites. Also, we listen to clips of Alex Pearlman talking about Don Lemon seeing KATSEYE before being arrested, Khan (the "What do you do for a living?" guy) stopping Q-Tip on the street, and Eric Grubbs talking about a change he noticed in Van Halen's "Jump" music video. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines and guest Julie Klausner continue with side 2 of 'In Harmony'. You can listen to the entire 'In Harmony' album on YouTube here. Follow Rachel on Last.fm here.

Andy talks about Bandcamp banning AI music, Jill Scott's "big areola music", Witch Fever doing a two month stadium and arena tour with Volbeat and coming home broke, and eating a giant bucket of popcorn and crying while watching Hamnet. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines listens to Side A of 1980's "In Harmony: A Sesame Street Record" with special guest Julie Klausner. They even sneak a little Prog Talk in. Follow Rachel on Last.fm here.

Our guest is James Greene, Jr.! Andy speaks with James about his new book, Magnum Opus: The Unbelievable 15-Year Saga of Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy. Buy James' book via Amazon here. Find more info about James at his website here. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines does a deep dive into Blue Monday, the third Monday in January, and the songs it has inspired. Follow Rachel on Last.fm here.

Andy eulogizes Bob Weir then talks about Ari Aster being more interesting than his films, Yorgos Lanthimos' 2025 film, Bugonia, Emma Stone's interesting choices, the missing My Bloody Valentine albums on streaming services, Cate Le Bon being a better producer than a musician, Marcello Hernández's Netflix special, Andy's new favorite pasta sauce, Swords2's song "失望吗", and Vinnie Vincent's $4,000 album, Guitarmageddon. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines delivers part 2 of her overview of Stevie Nicks' solo singles. Follow Rachel on Last.fm here. You can find a Stevie Nicks Singles playlist Rachel created for this episode here.

Happy new year! Andy pushes through a cold to talk about what he's been up to in the new year and gives one ominous prediction for 2026. Also, we listen to a clip of Bostonians' resolutions from back when 1976 rolled into 1977 and multiple clips of a man who wants to show Billie Eilish his stuff. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines delivers her 200th Chart Chat! This week is part 1 of an overview of Stevie Nicks' solo singles. Follow Rachel on Last.fm here.

Andy finds a spinach stem in his calzone and plays clips of a dad ordering in a drive-thru and Mike Patton slagging Wolfmother. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines offers playlists to count down to the new year and discusses some lesser-known Billboard album charts. Find a link to part 1 of the Number Song Countdown here. Find a link to part 2 of the Number Song Countdown here. Follow Rachel on Last.fm here.

Happy holidays! Andy talks about being frustrated with online merchants, Nathan Rabin's car accident, and catching a wild bird indoors. Also, we listen to a clip about a guy who paid to be Gene Simmons' personal roadie for a day, Rod Stewart yelling at a fan, a streamer not recognizing Ringo Starr, and Riff Raff freestyling. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines looks at Willie Nelson's 1979 Christmas album "Pretty Paper". Follow Rachel on Last.fm here.

Our guest is Bingo! Andy drinks a soda then talks with Bingo about the upcoming halfwayokay Cursemas Marathon Show. Watch halfwayokay streaming live on Twitch Monday nights at 8PM ET here, and be sure to tune in Chistmas day beginning at noon ET. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines looks at more hits from Rush on the rock airplay chart. Follow Rachel on Last.fm here. You can find a playlist for Rachel's segment here.

Andy talks about Wicked: For Good (no spoilers), seeing three wild deer, the new episode of Empathy at the Apocalypse, having trouble getting guests for PATE, Tarantino's big mouth, Flea's new song, the bassist from Weezer's wife's crazy year, the snooze bar being eight minutes, and Jackal Family shoutouts. Also, we listen to a clip of Shirley Manson from Garbage berating a fan for bringing a beach ball to her show. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines looks at the songs of Romy and Michele's High School Reunion. Follow Rachel on Last.fm here.