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Does canon matter? When should it be disregarded in favor of a better story? Does Ben Affleck look fat in that Batman outfit? At what point will the general populace become bored with stormtroopers? Is Thor trying to brainwash us? These and many other stupid questions are slathered in conversation by your friendly neighborhood Nick & Alex on one fine November eve when this podcast was recorded. You weren't there, but now you can hear the recording.

It's Halloween, and you know what that means: Terrible movies! Nick & Alex complain about genre conventions, compare favorite horror films, dish about what candy is rad and what candy is lame, and of course watch Happy Death Day and Freddy vs Jason because why not, who cares.

A random homeless person from off the street joins Nick in discussing the pros and cons of the new Kingsman sequel. Plus: Guest stars David and Joren talk about their harrowing experience watching Blade Runner 2049.

Nick & Alex discuss Logan Lukcy, the film from a mysterious new screenwriter. Also, the new Japanese Godzilla reboot shows us monster movies can still be smart.

Nick & Alex review the movie that kicked everyone's dogs apparently: Death Note. Also they play the Kong: Skull Island drinking game and get pretty smashed.

Nick & Alex survive a terrifying Dunkirk experience, and finally get to see a decent DC movie. They also discuss the intrinsic value of lesbian sex scenes and Lego Batman.

Nick & Alex attempt to figure out what's happening in Valerian and the City of a Billion VFX Shots. Also they geek out over comic con trailers and get mad at studio executives.

In this episode Nick & Alex discuss the Matt Reeves Planet of the Apes trilogy, the state of the DC cinematic universe, and why Zack Snyder shouldn't be allowed to write anything. Give us a rating if you enjoy the show!