You Haven't Seen That?

IT'S TITTIE TIME! This is our first NC-17 movie so be warned, it gets a little naughty when Ashley and Brianna are joined by guest hosts Goldie and Stevie, two self proclaimed Showgirls aficionados.  We break down what went wrong in this movie, which is a lot.  Grab your pasties and a bottle of Cristal, you're gonna need it.  

Cannibalism, Circus Clowns, Saw Music, what more can one ask for in a film?! This week we argue, eh hem, discuss the differences between dirty and clean, to dutch angle or not to dutch angle, and of course we go on a few tangents about Frasier and Wiseau. Join us, for Delicatessen!

We promised Ashley would like superhero films by the end of all this, and now, we've created a monster. Following up Wonder Woman with Captain America can only lead to one thing, the ultimate discussion, Marvel vs. DC. Well, we were too drunk for that, so here is a marvelous Bugs Bunny impression and some Civil War talk. 

Brianna and Ashley actually went out to see Wonder Woman at the big picture show! We discuss our thoughts on the film as a narrative, as a superhero film and as a female directed picture.  Massive spoilers so if you're one of the five people who haven't seen this movie, stay away! 

"How did you out drink me"?... is how this episode begins. Join us for our first film since Ashley has been back in the country, and obviously, Ireland didn't up her alcohol tolerance. Good thing we have Brianna to reign in the ol' Kermit impressions. "What did she just say"? "I don't care".

Ashley is back from Europe! So here's what happened...we drank a lot, forgot we were recording ourselves and got too sleepy to watch a movie.  If you love drunk talk that leads no where, this is a great episode for you! 

You know the deal, we were supposed to talk about Top Secret, which Ashley had never seen.  Instead we discuss training bras, the Olsen twins, traveling and pursuing your dreams!  If you really need our Top Secret breakdown, skip to the 50 min mark, or don't, whatever...

This week on You Haven't Seen That we get to watch Tarantino through Tony Scott's eyes. Brianna has never seen True Romance, therefore, Ashley and Brianna's entire relationship is tested. Stay tuned to see if we make it to episode 14, or the alternative, Brianna dislikes this film and we break up for-ev-er. 

If you've not seen HER, please go watch Joaquin Phoenix, Scarlett Johannson, and Amy Adams reflect what is in us all in these light and dark days of OS love. Casey Storm made me buy a pair of chino's, KK Barrett designed the shit out this production, and Spike Jonze never fails to make us weep. Not to mention Bill Hader and Kristen Wiig are sensational at dirty talk, lessons taken.  

Ashley and Brianna had a long week in their very busy lives. So if you love our endless nonsense banter, you will REALLY enjoy this.  Plus we talk about this movie called Weird Science that Brianna had never seen and get to the bottom of the ongoing debate, Anthony Michael Hall or Michael Anthony Hall...

If you know us at all, this special episode will not disappoint as we are back in the car on a hot day, sweaty, and ready to agree on very little. The 89th Academy Awards are Sunday, let's talk Ben Foster. 

Bueller, Bueller, Bueller... how has anyone not seen this film? Our guest this week, all the way from Brianna's living room, Bart, her loving and Bueller deprived husband. We share thoughts on this film and our own personal school ditching stories, which admittedly were not as cool as Ferris'. 

Gentlemen prefer blondes, oh, that explains everything! So many wrong facts pepper this episode, most of them out of Ashley's mouth. Enjoy all you Marilyn fans! (Monroe and Manson alike).

It's a bonus minisode of La La Land!  Brianna just had to gush about this 14 time, Oscar nominated musical.  Her and Ashley discuss their own Hollywood dreams and realities all from inside a tin can, AKA Brianna's Fiat...long story...

If you wish Brianna and Ashley were a little more nerdy and fact check...y, this is the episode for you! Guest hosts Chase and Kris from Dead by Dawn: Ash vs. Evil Dead Podcast join us with all the facts about Evil Dead II. Stay tuned, Ashley solves Evil Dead while Bree, yet again, pisses off everyone. 

It's 2017 and Brianna and Ashley are back with one of the greatest films ever made, or just a film that was somehow, in some way, actually made. If you haven't seen "The Room" then grab a Scotchka right now and get busy. Warning: don't watch this film alone, or sober, and just accept what is about to happen to you. You are all our roses. 

Brianna and Ashley keep it PG with "Prancer"... well, the film is PG, our podcast is not. This lovely 80's movie will warm your Christmas soul, make you want a reindeer, and ask yourself why the little girl from Jurassic Park is so cynical. Merry Christmas, now drink!

Skin it. Brianna and Ashley sum up what is was like to be a child of the the 80's, crushin' on Will Wheaton, Jerry O'Connell, Corey Feldmen, and River Phoenix. Bull True!

Who wants to be a millionaire? Who wants to hear Brianna and Ashley agree on almost everything, whilst more drunk than ever before. Ashley has never seen Slumdog Millionaire, how, we have no idea. Join us as we try to articulate how phenomenal this film is after two bottles of wine... each.

 Brianna and Ashley are back to discuss the quintessential Austin film, Dazed and Confused. True to form, Brianna is dazed, confused, and unimpressed while Ashley just tries to hold it together. Alright, alright, alright...