Offarious

The ladies discuss transgenders in the military, Candice has thoughts about "Girl's Trip", Kory invents his own meanings for words, Brenda doesn't use words for long periods of time and old people won't have air conditioning when Candice becomes president. patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy @kaz1music: Twitter

The ladies discuss autism/albinism, are black people mad at GoT? Does Kory have a lisp? Is Brenda retarded? Does Candice need your opinion on her stand-up on the first date? So much more in this informative episode... patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy @kaz1music: Twitter

The ladies discuss Rob Kardashian's sock business, dates who hold hands too long, R. Kelly sex cult/guys who date children, ego death and pandas who lie about being pregnant. patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy @kaz1music: Twitter

The ladies discuss wave pool diseases, Brenda's mom's below-ground above-ground pool, Tetris relaxes your colon, Candice kills a black widow, hogs will kill you before gorillas. patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy @kaz1music: Twitter

The ladies discuss going skydiving, the origins of Hitler's mustache, Bigfoot might be a retarded giant and a comprehensive breakdown of disease by race patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy @kaz1music: Twitter

The ladies discuss Brenda's most paranoid moment involving ghetto birds, fake nipples, Halle Berry has a blue dog bed and Catwoman was trash patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy @kaz1music: Twitter BOUQUETINABOX.COM - use promo code "offarious" and receive 15% off! Free shipping if ordered before 12 pm PST!

Brenda has a knack for sound effects, Candice was almost named Edelweiss, Brenda doesn't have a middle name, Tiger Woods looks awful

Brenda goes to Koreatown, psychics with tiny hands, Candice is a good friend, Harambe: one year after his sacrifice, poinsettias are dumb patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy @kaz1music: Twitter

The ladies discuss the definition of "smart", the fast is working for Candice, and some lies don't hurt people. And the seal. The Seal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaGMkgbNiBM Mike Denison (Bea Arthur art): @mikd33 - Twitter patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter target="_blank">facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy @kaz1music: Twitter BOUQUETINABOX.COM - use promo code "offarious" and receive 15% off! Free shipping if ordered before 12 pm PST!

The ladies discuss the tattoos they chose for each other, reincarnation and which Peanuts character was gay. patreon.com/creepycaress @brendacolonna: IG @jokesbycandice: Snap, IG, Twitter facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy @kaz1music: Twitter BOUQUETINABOX.COM - use promo code "offarious" and receive 15% off! Free shipping if ordered before 12 pm PST!

Heated furniture talk, the etymology of "thot", a new sound effect steals the show and takes podcasting to heights never reached before... WEBSITE: patreon.com/creepycaress INSTAGRAM: @brendacolonna SNAPCHAT: @jokesbycandice INSTAGRAM: @jokesbycandice TWITTER: @jokesbycandice FACEBOOK: facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy TWITTER: @kaz1music BOUQUETINABOX.COM - use promo code "offarious" and receive 15% off! Free shipping if ordered before 12 pm PST!

The ladies discuss the Mafia, ego, Aaron Hernandez and Candice does a great Howard Dean scream

Because we never resolved that during the show. Also the ladies discuss lighting farts, a bootleg Donut Time, giraffe babies and the new guy has white stuff on his face. FEATURED LINKS WEBSITE: http://patreon.com/creepycaress INSTAGRAM: @brendacolonna SNAPCHAT: @jokesbycandice TWITTER: @jokesbycandice INSTAGRAM: @jokesbycandice FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy TWITTER: @kaz1music BOUQUETINABOX.COM - use promo code "offarious" and receive 15% off! Free shipping if ordered before 12 pm PST!

The ladies discuss women who stay married to gay men, whether sex with socks on is a turn-off, fatback, government cheese, and spiders Hey! Go to BouquetInABox.com and get 15% off when you use promo code "offarious"! Mother's Day! Free Shipping! Locally Grown! Thanks for your support Featured Links WEBSITE: patreon.com/creepycaress INSTAGRAM: @brendacolonna INSTAGRAM: @jokesbycandice SNAPCHAT: @jokesbycandice TWITTER: @jokesbycandice FACEBOOK: facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy TWITTER: @kaz1music

The ladies discuss Candice's birthday party, Brenda's divorce and pancakes take another life. WEBSITE: www.patreon.com/creepycaress INSTAGRAM: @brendacolonna INSTAGRAM: @jokesbycandice SNAPCHAT: @jokesbycandice TWITTER: @jokesbycandice FACEBOOK: facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy TWITTER: @kaz1music

Brenda and Candice discuss body shaming, Chuck Berry leaves a awful legacy and Just Titties coming to a convenience store near you Feature Links Website: patreon.com/creepycaress Instagram: Brenda's IG: @brendacolonna Social: Candice's IG, Snapchat, Twitter: @jokesbycandice Facebook: www.facebook.com/candicethompsoncomedy Twitter: @kaz1music on Twitter

The ladies discuss the passing of a legend, the Kinsey Test, goldfish prosthetics – stick around until the very end for the Kinsey results!

Brenda & Candice welcome a new guy, Candice mourns her Tonight Show Uggs and her lunch, Brenda's finger causes eternal shame and they discuss Donut Time's transition.

Brenda and Candice discuss Rachel Dolezal and how she might be homeless as well as the trans boy who won a girls wrestling tournament.

Brenda and Candice discuss Lent, Candice's appearance on Harry, and the recent mysterious death at the Magic Castle in Hollywood.