Secularist Sanctuary

In this episode a white nationalist needs to learn to drive, a christian school covers up a rape that isn't by a priest, christians show just how tolerant they really aren't, atheists are at risk of dying off, and a pastor tries to drown a developmentally disabled child.

Today on the secularist sanctuary the catholic church might go bankrupt, atheist parents scare the Kenya film board, Not teaching a book of hatred and racism is considered racism, Oklahoma wants to spend public money on religion, the church is being persecuted, satan comes for your childs sole, an Arizona street preacher gets arrested, a pastor gets minors drunk and doesn't fuck them, and Ill compare god to another biblical figure.  

On todays episode of the secularist sanctuary, I compare god to werewolves, abortion could be considered aggravated murder, rape victims need to apologize, the all powerful god needed a help to kill a blind autistic child, and don't forget, the bible says its okay to rape people. But first, the tirade.   In memory of Sandee, the family dog we loved so much. 2016, September 16th    

On todays episode of the secularist sanctuary, a woman beats her child with a coat hangar, another woman shoves a crucifix down her daughters throat, I compare god to a horrible historical figure, and ill close out with a joke that you'll hate yourself for laughing at.      

On todays episode of the Secularist Sanctuary, Hillary Clinton might be the antichrist, Glenn Beck continues to fuck himself, and not in the fun way, Michael Flynn ignores his own hypocrisy, Trump supporters prove their just how dumb they really are, you should take your guns to church and ill tell a joke that we'll all go to hell for laughing at.

Today, on the Secularist Sanctuary women can't be president, Trump opens his mouth and proves how low his IQ is, I'll look to social media for some stupid posts to mock, and I'll close out with a horrible joke.  

On this episode of Secularist Sanctuary, homosexuals can never have rights, the US will become a slave nation, kids are being brainwashed in school, I'll talk about whether addiction is a choice or a disease, I find some of the dumbest posts on social media for mockery, and I'll close out with a horrible joke.