Claptrap Podcasts

Ahh the thrusting duo of Kathy and Shiv return with a flourish, with a discussion of flaccid party blower that is the final ever episode of And Just Like That. Expect meandering, woke moments revisited and Shiv giving it big on the meaning of immiscible.

The thrusting duo return on a rainy May Day (is it Spring, is it Summer?) and tackle the topic of gatherings and get-togethers. Expect a lesson in formal greetings, some frankly terrible advice for your career, hats making people disappear and a trip to a Hungarian restaurant in Greece...

The thrusting duo tackle the topics that matter once more with a look at Walking.There is quite a lot about Wimpey in it for Walking but that is what you've come to expect from Kathy and Shiv.

Well look at this, they've already done 100% more poddying this year than last! In this episode, Kathy and Shiv are supposedly talking about birds. But a pre-recording flub seems to spin them off course and as quick as you can say Poorly Poo Pa, the duo are further afield than a migrating Swallow...Contains some swears and a lot of corpsing.

In a twofer, a BOGOF, a never-before-seen-or-heard, the thrusting Claptrap duo cover off early nights and bedding. Though to be honest there are a lot of tangents along the way, including choccie mouths, a recited like a poem public information film and very poor use of the swear bleeper. Contains childish themes but adult language.

Ahh the thrusting duo return for a one off in 2024 to tackle the big issue of dinner. Expect nonsense and longing for Monster Munch.

Chaos reigns with finger chat ahoy as the thrusting duo of Kathy and Shiv attempt to discuss the concept of Winter. Expect to learn nothing but there is the potential to be entertained.

Kathy and Shiv, the thrusting Claptrap duo since 2016, point their thrust washwards in this unfocused and entirely incomplete update of all things laundry. Expect references to Uncle Phil, Su Pollard and Mr Blobby. This episode contains copious references to nuts, just in case you have an allergy. Shiv is also regretful she forgot to tell her Calgon story.

Kathy and Shiv, the thrusting duo are back, chatting nonsense about a mundane topic and this time the topic is, well, chatting itself. Wonder at just how many words Shiv will use when a couple will do, marvel at Kathy's dating strategies and scribble down naughty Jane's telephone number for a good time at sea. Expect a lot of off topic nattering and some fruity language.

Kathy and Shiv take a 30 minute break in the day to discuss the working lunch, via the TV quiz show 'Bottom, bottom or bottom' and Shiv's usual level of unnecessary detail. Expect a couple of flubs, a few effty jeffties and a sad headshake at the supermarket sandwich.

It's gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, it's gonna be MAY very soon and Kathy and Shiv are keeping it totes topical by chuntering on about a topic they know next to nothing about. The King's Coronation. Expect some very poorly timed use of the swear button, throwbacks to Simple Crown and lots of Tower of London chat.

Listen while Kathy and Shiv sort of discuss vegetables, via Stephen Spielberg's Bambi, Kathy's recipe book, calls for earnest and fictional shout outs and why Kathy might need a padded knicker to eat her dinner in. As usual, it's that half an hour or so of Claptrap. (This one has been in the files for a fair few weeks while Shiv messed about updating some software) PS Birds Eye if you are listening, we are ready for the spin off.

Those OTT thrusters Kathy and Shiv return with a look at the programme every one is (was) talking about (a while back). That's right, The Traitors UK. Warning - contains series spoilers, Pollard references (Eve and Su) as well as more than half an episode of off topic meandering. 

It's been a sweet and hot minute but the Claptrappers Kathy and Shiv are back with a bang - and a C(K)atherine Wheel - for a meander around fireworks. Expect dreadful Italian accents and the occasional spluttering of adult language. 

A heart hello to listeners one and all from Kathy and Shiv, the master marketeers behind the irregular half hour of nonsense Claptrap. This time they are tackling the Great British Summer with the usual meanders and splash of adult language. 

Those Claptrappers, Kathy and Shiv, explore the theme of dreams via Michael Barrymore, overuse of the soundboard and faceless lovers. Expect the usual thirty minutes or so of nothing in particular but you might be feeling veeeery sleepy by the endzzzzzz.  Contains e-rotic content and the odd swear or two. Search Claptrap Podcast on your socials and bombard them with praise!

The Claptrap Duo return, swigging their way through the topic of video games. Shiv confuses Kathy about units of sense, Kathy waxes lyrical about team Nintendo and Shiv's lack of skill goes under the spotlight. 

The thrusting Claptrap duo tackle the big issue on everyone's TV (with Sky/Now/hooky stream) - the Sex and the City reboot And Just Like That. And in particular the episode Tragically Hip which made "Hey it's Che Diaz" into a thousand memes. Safe to say Kathy and Shiv are perplexed and baffled in equal measure. Join them and exorcise the demons of diet peach Snapple bottles and kitchen fiddling. 

Claptrap - the show where Kathy and Shiv talk for about 30 minutes about something mundane and then stop - is back with a bingo bang! The topic which takes forever to get to is furniture. Marvel as Shiv gets very cross trying to explain primary functions; thrill at Kathy's sideboard and listen to live use of a calculator. 

Here they come again, the Claptrap duo meandering around via Phil Collins, a Suspiracy, and changing the bedding as they discuss the hard-hitting topical topic - watches. Includes EXCELLENT FINANCIAL ADVICE and Fat Tony the Cat.