Grace & Jaden Do A Podcast

The internet will tell you there are eagles grabbing babies, and that Bambi's eating humans, Oh my deer. But what is true kung-fu Steven Seagull is making movies, all while blaring Saturn's Balls into his ear. Kurt Russell's Spirit Boner is for real. Groot's really not a tree, but Bradly cooper's a raccoon. Don't kill the opossum, just smoke weed with it, instead.The Handmaidens do really weirdey things for rich guys wives, so go drink beer with Drax and Yondu though he's dead, It'll take your pain away, cause science said.  On our way to the UK, in our special super seats, I built a castle in my pants while playing Switch. And as Zelda stabbed his Frork so deep inside a busy bosom, some nutso chick divorced a guy who's rich and ate all of his cash that silly bitch. If you steal another joke, I'll punch your dick

Guardians of the Galaxy 2, adventures in the UK, stoned opossums, the Legend of Zorlda, and deer zombies are eating humans. 

Midgets in fires get saved by goats, colorless coffee can suck my scrote, Furry conventions are not for pets, unless you want some sex. A prince in Nigeria has some cash, and kids can't find the Iraq on maps The bewildered bovine hoard bows to their newfound beaver overlord….and he said… Zen out with your yen out if you're a monk on meth in Myanmar, And go to YouTube if you're 8 years old and you want to drive a car Ellen DeGeneres hijacked Carters nugs, And took her PS4 to a repair store, cause of burned up roachy bugs And the worst shoes invented were Uggs, and salt is poison to slugs, And a hunter like's bear skin rugs, and stay in school kids, don't do drugs I enjoy coffee in star wars mugs, a word I just made up is flug, zug, tug, glug, jug, dug, hug…

Meth Monks, cockroaches in your PS4, Furry Cons, Nigerian Princes, and midget saving goats.

18 million tweets to lick Carters nugs, and escape into the ocean if you're doing many drugs. I hope Jeff Goldbloom gets into his apartment, If you're eating Taco Bell, then you guaranteed sharted. Sampson and Thor are not the same guy, and the Clown Union wants to convince you, they don't want to eat your eyes. It was a bad batch of bat spi-natch, went down the hatch, a disease you'll catch.Avoid a punch in the face and fly divided, but Un-Batman's here to save your salad. It was a bad batch of bat spi-natch, so save some cash, and grow a private stash. The Hulk would win a fight against everyone, and if you don't agree with me, then you're dumb dumb dumb!

Free Wendy's nuggets for a year, dead bats in your salad, United Airlines sucks, professional clowns, and Taco Bell will definitely give you diarrhea.

Curious George had his tail cut off in an very sad ice cream accident, and Danny Tray-Who with his face made of clay, rode Falcore, while listening to Limp Brisket's new hit single. Sharks falling from the sky, is this even real life? Tell me a Danny DeVito movie, or I'll stab you with a knife!  If you're looking for tasty chocolate dairy dessert, Go to Wendy's, they have them, and eat burritos like gogurt! Freddy Mercury could have my babies, if he only wasn't dead, I'd pay somebody to preserve his skin, to wear upon my head. To be a verbal master, a scrabble champion, use words like dad-bod, hangry, friendaversary, struggle bus, and bitch face!"

Hot dog water martinis, literal Sharknado, gogurt burritos, Danny DeVito Movies, and the Berenstain Bears.

"Hodor is the true king of Westeros, There are rat bits in your soda says science test results. What if Belle was an emo kid, in Broody and the Beast? And spiders band together for a tasty human treat. They found Feces Pieces in your can of coke, And that new Stephen King movie looks totally dope. Spiders, clowns, and the wilderness, Nope, Nope, Nope. And if you don't like the earth then head to mars….which is actually Arizona."

Mouth trumpet solos, poop found in cans of coke, Broody and the Beast, and spiders might eat us all.