Geek Cubed

Warning: the following Geek Cubed Podcast contains singing. Like, really bad singing! But still, it's a new Geek Cubed podcast, which is great, and it's filled to the roof with comedy, laughs and even some sauciness. Join Matt, Mikey and James for the usual review shenanigans, plus a battle of movie songs in Film Fight, some enlightening discussion regarding Co-Op Video Games, and some even more enlightening discussion regarding sexy, nerdy burlesque parties! Plus, Matt tries to get some extra cash on the side by trying his hand at film promotion! You have to hear it to believe it! Get your thoughts read out on the next show by emailing g3podcast@hotmail.com, or following and hitting us up on the Twitter. We promise to not send spammy emails back. Maybe dick-pics, but thats it.    Now, press that button and play this mofo. no, not that button!! No!!! No...  

  Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex! Sandwiches! Sex!   Now we have your attention, why not sit back and try to cool down a bit with a highly entertaining and hilarious episode of Geek Cubed, the podcast-equivalent of a cold shower! And trust us, you'll need it this week, what with Matt & Mikey's long-awaited Fifty Shades of Grey review, which promises to be hotter then the actual film itself (possibly). Plus, there's Spider-Man chat, Nerdy News, some frankly disgusting yet highly erotic fan fiction, and a battle over undeserving Oscar Winners in Film Fight.   Got an important issue you need to bring up with us via electronic communication? Email us via g3podcast@hotmail.com, tweet us at @G3Podcast, or follow us on Facebook. We'll endeavor to respond non-threateningly!   Now, where did we put our handcuffs?! 

James has a movie idea. One which could break the world of entertainment as we know it in half! Possibly... Either way, there's no denying that this is another Geek Cubed podcast, hosted by the aforementioned James, some guy called Matt and a ginger called Mikey. Listen in awe this week, as we discuss medieval restaraunts, Colin Firth's killing abilities, and ask that almighty question - just what the hell is a Purple Man? Plus, there's an colossal debate in Film Fight (now with added forfeits!) and we listen to what you had to say regarding the Fant4stic 4 trailer (and no, that's not a typo!). You can email us your thoughts on pretty much anything nerdy to g3pocast@hotmail.com, or you can stalk us on Facebook and Twitter (@G3Podcast). We're always here to listen. Enough reading now! Press Play! PLAY!!!!!

There's a new Taken sequel out, so naturally we recommend covering your ears and adjusting the volume a bit this week, as the Cubes get on with some much needed venting. Once again, join hosts Matt, Mikey and James for another jam-packed episode of Geek Cubed, featuring all manner of nerdish glee, geekish charm and terrible profanity. Listen in wonder as we debate the quite disturbing and clearly corrupt criminal justice system within the Taken film franchise, marvel at our attempts to sound cultured as we discuss our way through the 2015 Oscar Nominations, try and keep up as we rush through a whole year's worth of news and scandal, and get angry and write a rude letter of complaint as we attempt to pick our most disappointing film experience in this week's Film Fight.  As ever join in the fun and drop us an email via g3podcast@hotmail.com, or follow us on Twitter (@G3Podcast). We can't promise it'll solve all of your problems, but it can't possibly make them any worse... So sit down, shut-up, and plug i

After a year away from the microphones, its time for the almighty return of Mikey, James and Matt to the Geek Cubed recording studio, and what better way to start off a new series of podcasts then with a massive review of 2014. Fo'shizz yo! What TV Shows, Movies and Comics will make it to the coveted spot atop the Cube's 'Best Of/Worst Of' lists? Godzilla, Game of Thrones, Saga, Mudbloods, Inside No. 9, True Detective, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Newsroom, Rick & Morty, Transformers: Age of Extinction, Sherlock, The Maze Runner, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Sex Criminals, The Superior Spider-Man, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, TMNT, Community and lots, lots more. Any of these could win or lose, and there's only one way to find out! As ever, you can join in the fun and debate by hitting us up on Twitter (@G3Podcast) and Facebook, or you could be really old fashioned and drop us an email via g3podcast@hotmail.com. Go on, it'll be well jokes!  So, dust down your earholes and get 'em full of so

2013 is done. He's lighting a cigarette and asking how was it for us...! So naturally it's as good a time as any for the Cubes to look back over the last 12 months, rant and rave about their favorite TV Shows, Games and Movies, and also help themselves to a good slice of long overdue Wanter (Witty Banter) as well. Join your hosts Matt, James and Mikey for plenty of laidback chat and in-depth reviews, including Pacific Rim, Iron Man 3, The Last of Us, Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, The Worlds End, Grand Theft Auto V, Gravity, Broadchurch, Much Ado About Nothing, and much much more. All that and actual proof that Matt interviewed Edgar Wright, as well as the resurrection of a classic joke from 2009 and a potential Hobbit related challenge!   Geek Cubed returns in the next few weeks with brand new episodes, so be there AND be square, email us via g3podcast@hotmail.com, or hit us up on Twitter (@G3Podcast) and Facebook.   All that is left for us to say now is sit back, relax and enjoy yourself a happy

John Sharp joins Matt and Mikey this week as our special guest host. Well, James was looking tired, wasn't he?! Join the lads this week as they chat worst lines in film history in Film Fight, review We3 in Comic Book Club, and listen to none other then Batman review The Great British Bake-Off! All this plus some perplexing answers to some equally perplexing questions: Why doesn't Batman (AKA Adam West) dance anymore? Who is Jacqueline Chan? What's James' beef with bald people? And just what is a 'soggy bottom'? Remember, if you enjoyed this podcast, you can give us money. Or if you're tight for cash, simply email us via g3podcast@hotmail.com. Get to it, Private! Move it, move it!!!

Back from summer break and raring to go, join hosts Mikey, Matt and James for the latest in a new series of Geek Cubed, packed to the rooftop with geeky gossip and hilarious wanter (witty-banter, for those not in the know). Join the Cubes this week as they ponder all manner of perplexing puzzles, such as: Will Peter Capaldi be the first Doctor Who to call a Dalek a 'lubricated horse cock'? Why is Karen Gillan still so attractive even when bald? What's the best film so far this year? Who'd win in a fight between Edgar Wright and Jackie Chan? And did we accidently pay PPI?!! Surprising answers await inside! Email the lads via g3podcast@hotmail.com, tweet in their faces via Twitter (@G3Podcast) or simply harass them via their official Facebook page. All thoughts and opinions are welcome, and may even get read out and burnt on the next podcast. So, enough is enough now. Lets listen to this motherf.......

Give a care and be a square! Yep, that's right, it's time for yet another Geek Cubed Podcast with Matt, James, and Mikey. Rejoice! Join the Cubes this week for more mayhem and laughter then your physician would actually recommend. This week we're talking greatest war movies ever made in Film Fight, Mikey reveals what his predictions were for The Walking Dead season three finale, we have probably the most arsed reviews ever in Half Arsed Reviews, and we're going on about Kick Ass in this week's Comic Book Club. Plus there's plenty of news and nerdy discussions that will have you reaching for the replay again and again button on your MP3 player (if such a button exists!). As ever, hit up the Geek Cubed Facebook page or follow us on Twitter (@G3Podcast) to keep up with our whereabouts, should you wish to complain or hug us in person. And remember to email your thoughts and opinions in order to have them read out on the next podcast (g2podcast@hotmail.com). So, all that's left to say then is...

It's here, it's queer, and it's full of geeky goodness. Yes it's the new Geek Cubed Podcast from THN. Join regular hosts Matt, Mikey and a somewhat distracted James (well, bless him, he has been waiting a long time now to play Bioshock Infinite) for the usual witty banter and general tomfoolery. This time you can expect plenty of in-depth Video Game chit-chat, a heated discussion on the best death scene in Film Fight, a rather angry (and hilarious) rant from Mikey, and some Bambi spoilers! Plus plenty of Movie Trailer debate in this week's Nerdy News. Oh, it's so exciting, we might listen to it twice. As ever, hit up the Cubes via Twitter (@G3podcast), Facebook (Facebook.com/Geek Cubed) or email them via the usual address (g3podcast@hotmail.com). Do it, you know you want to! So, sit back, shut your mouth, and have a good 'ol listen. 

Shelter from the cold, cuddle up with us, and bask in the warmth of the Geek Cubed Podcast's warm-glowing warming-glow! Cosy? Good! Join Mikey, James and Matt once again for even more Wanter and japes then previously thought possible. This week, the Cubes discuss the best ever Simpsons Movie Parodies in Film Fight, wonder why it is that George Lucas is even allowed near Star Wars VII after the way he treated his last movie franchise, and just why in god Kevin Spacey scares the crap out of them! Seriously, is it just us?! Join in the fun by contacting the Cubes via Twitter (@G3Podcast) or Facebook, or email us via g3podcast@hotmail.com. We're quite bored and will talk to anyone, even serial killers! And now for the unecessary final gag! 

It's time once again for your geeky ear medicine with this, the latest geek Cubed Podcast from the lovely overlords at THN. This week, join hosts James, Mikey, and Matt for all manner of mayhem as they discuss whether there's anything Hollywood won't ever touch, what is the greatest WTF moment in cinema, and whether James can do a perfect impression of the Wilheim Scream! Plus there's this week's Comic Book Club, featuring The Superior Spider-Man #1, and some exclusive behind the scenes insights from the Cubes themselves. Join in the fun, email us via g3podcast@hotmail.com or tweet at us (@G3Podcast). Or don't, it's cool. That is all. 

Quick, listeners! You must download and listen to this new Podcast...or the whole world is doomed! OK, we're exaggerating a tad. But only because we want you to fill your ear-drums with the sweet sounds of this week's Geek Cubed Podcast, bought to you by the lovely folk at THN. Expect plenty of Wanter (Witty Banter) as hosts Matt, James and Mikey discuss all the latest geeky goings-on. Expect plenty of laughs and surprises as we this week they discuss such important topics as what would Robocop be like if he'd been designed by Apple? Are Video Games today getting too easy? And who the hell thought Movie 43 was a good idea?!! Answers to these questions and more are revealed within this pile of downloadable, digital delights. Got a bone to pick or a love poem to recite? Then email the Cubes via the usual email address (g3podcast@hotmail.com) or find us on Facebook & Twitter (G3Podcast). We promise to not file them as spam until we've actually read them!  Now quick, before the apocalypse descends upo

Welcome to a brand-new, brand-spanking, super-gorgeous edition of Geek Cubed, now bought to you by the lovely folk at thehollywoodnews.com (the place to go for all your essential Hollywood needs)! Don't worry, we haven't sold out or anything. In fact, we're poorer then ever. Hurrah! Join hosts Matt, Mikey, and James for this week's exciting installment, packed to the brim with fun and laughter of the geeky variety! Prepare for laughs aplenty as the Cubes do battle over the sensitive subject of what's the best movie-musical ever made in this week's Film Fight (a clue: it's not Mamma Mia). There's also much debate over the subject of the Oscars, whilst elsewhere Mikey unveils his latest potential chart-topper in the form of a song about Taken 2. Plus we've also got Half-Arsed Reviews, Comic Book Club, and a very drunk Elmo! That's a whole entertaining hour of your life set out for you right there! Hit us up via Facebook & Twitter (@G3podcast), and remember to email us with any thoughts/reservations you mi

Welcome to 2013! Did you guys find the way here OK? Good. Now enough chit-chat, lets all settle down and relax as the Cubes reveal their favorite Movies, TV Shows, Video Games and Comics of 2012. Prepare for a mammoth helping of geeky goodness, courtesy of Matt, Mikey, and James, with lively reviews and discussions regarding the best and worst of the year, including The Dark Knight Rises, Hit & Miss, The Cabin in the Woods, Breaking Bad, Assassins Creed 3, Justice League, Looper, Red Dwarf X, Argo, Skyfall, Taken 2, Seven Psychopaths, Doctor Who, Adventure Time, Dishonored, Mass Effect 3, The Avengers, and lots, lots more... Join in the debate via our Twitter and Facebook pages, and remember to join us later this January for the first episode in the brand new series of Geek Cubed, debuting here on iTunes and via thehollywoodnews.com. You'll no doubt be deeply traumatized if you miss it! Now howzabout you press that there Play button up there and let us do the rest?! 

Time for you folks listening at home to feel either extremely smug or super guilty, as Geek Cubed brings you the official list of the Movies, TV Shows and Video Games you must see or play...or else! Join us as Matt, Mikey, and James battle it out to determine the ultimate geek essentials! Tremble in fear as we try to decide whether Kenan & Kel is worthier then Buffy the Vampire Slayer! Listen on in wonder as James reveals his undying affections for Angry Birds! And shut the hell up as we answer the ultimate question: Raiders of the Lost Ark or Jurassic Park (hey, that kind of rhymes)!!! Add your thoughts - email the Cubes via g3podcast@hotmail.com, or find us on Facebook or Twitter (@G3Podcast). Keep it nice, and we may read your thoughts out on the next podcast. Well, go on then! The sooner you listen, the sooner you can write and send that abusive email (cos we know you will)!

The Cubes are back for the first of three special podcasts to help you wile away the weeks until the return of the Geek Cubed on THN.  That's right, they're back, and this time, they've bought Pie! Join our three intrepid hosts as they review a mountain of Movies including A Few Best Men, Hotel Transylvania, and Taken 2, which no doubt will be hailed as must-see classics sometime in the next few years! Plus there's Video Game & TV round-ups, a head-scratchingly baffling conversation about the time paradoxes in Looper, as well as the wonderful sound of Matt & Mikey attempting to review Films whilst eating a whole Apple Pie!   if anything offends or disgusts you on this particular podcast, why not follow us on Twitter (@G3podcast) or 'Like' our brand new Facebook Page. You can also email us via g3podcast@hotmail.com. Hint-Hint! So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. But not too much! Otherwise you'll never get anything done...

Back from Summer Sabbatical and sporting beards longer then the wait for this Podcast, it's Matt, Mikey & James, with a very special Geek Cubed Podcast that will have you in puddles of laughter and fits of tears!   Join the Cubes as they finally get down to deciding whether it will be Matt or James crowned the loser in the long awaited Amazing Spider-Man debate!  Meanwhile there's an enlightening and sweary discussion about Worst Movie Villains in this week's 'Film Fight', plus the usual half-arsed Movie & Video Game Reviews, Mikey's Murder of the Week, and some exciting news about the future of the Geek Cubed Podcast!   If you want to join in the fun and debate, email us at g3podcast@hotmail.com or tweet us at @G3Podcast.  If you don't want to join in the fun and debate, we highly recommend the much maligned 1980 Movie 'Popeye', starring Robin Williams. It's...just...awful! So there it is, a brand new Podcast for you to download, take home, and keep!  Just remember to feed

We've kidnapped ourselves a live studio audience this week (well, by audience we mean two people, but hey, it still counts), so give us a listen to hear the wonderful sound of people clapping! Fresh from their perilous journey to MCM Expo, the Cubes are back in Studio to bring you more of the usual fun and frolics (as well as some occasional angry ranting)!  Join us this week, as the lads discuss which fictional characters they'd have watching their back in a drunken barfight, James challenges Mikey on the subject of the 'Halo' videogame franchise, and Matt reveals how last week he kicked a small child!  All this, plus we finally decide on a name for you, our listeners, and best of all, an exciting and exclusive never-before-heard movie trailer for an upcoming romatic comedy!  Oh how we spoil you! Email us via g3podcast@hotmail.com if you like what you hear (or dislike, we ain't bothered), and remember to follow us on Twitter (@G3podcast). Go, we'll follow you back.  Promise!

We've let the Cubes out of the Studio this week in order for them to record a special 'Live' Geek Cubed Podcast from the London MCM Expo Comic-Con...and also so they can buy replica Batarangs! Join your hosts Matt, Mikey, and James for this week's Special Edition of Geek Cubed, as James gives his verdict on the latest Video Game Demos, we investigate what Steampunk actually is, and Mikey acosts plenty of people in costume in order to find out their most overrated film (yep, we're still not quite letting that one go!).  Plus we've also got some freaking sweet interviews with Comic-Book Geniuses Neil Gibson (Twisted Dark), Tony Lee (Doctor Who), and John-Paul Kamath (London Horror Comic), as well as ASDF Movie's very own TomSka, and the lovely ladies from Geeky Gener@tion.   Normal Service resumes on the next podcast, so why not in the meantime email us (g3podcast@hotmail.com), facebook us (Geek Cubed - The New Podcast), or give us a follow on Twitter (@G3podcast).  Go on, it's not like you've