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Hi there. How are you? Really? REALLY? Thats terrible. I hear they have ointments for that, so don't get to down on yourself.  Oh…its…leaking?  Well, you should probably see a doctor or something.  That sounds painful and smelly.  While you're waiting to be seen, you may as well listen to this episode, where Luke and I review the new Bustillo and Maury film, Kandisha.  Or not.  Really, I don't care. Show's over after this, so fuck it, right?   Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); "Kelly's Meat Emporium"-Carcass "Everything Falls Apart"-Miserylab

Greetings everybody, and welcome to episode 293 of BTK.  There is no major, hour-long review in this episode.  Instead, Luke and I just talked a bunch of crap for a bit before exhaustion kicked in and we both awkwardly signed off.  This is what happens when we take a month or two off from this wretched show.  We end up having too much to say, and a review ends up getting pushed out of the show.  Which, really, makes ZERO goddamned sense as the whole point of this show is to talk about great films, and not so much to be like every other awful Internet personality that deludes themeselves into thinking they're more than just a talentless idiot standing on the shoulders of people who ACTUALLY create something worthwhile.  But whatever, even BTK can succumb to that nonsense.  Thats the official explanation.  The real explanation; I'm SO over this show, and will find any reason I can to put in as little effort as possible until I finally say "enough!", and end the show. &nbs

Hell-o, one and all.  For this episode, we are continuing our month of Timo Tjahanto films, and are reviewing May The Devil Take You Too, the sequel to his modern day Indonesian Black Magic classic. While I am a fan of the first film, the second one is REALLY where its at and was the inspiration for wanting to review these.  This is a movie that does everything right and is about as crazy as they come.  Hopefully Luke enjoyed it as much as I did.  If not, well, I'm always happy to waste his time. Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); "All The Devil's Toys"-Deathstars "Feeding Moloch"-Naglfar

Hello everybody, and thanks for checking out this episode of BTK. For this one, we are once again journeying into the fantastic world of the incomparable Timo Tjahanto and reviewing May The Devil Take You. I really love Indonesian horror, and especially love it when they mix healthy amounts of black magic spookiness into the mix.  Will Luke like these films?  Honestly, after almost 300 episodes, you'd think I'd know his tastes more than I do.  But you'd be horribly mistaken.  I.  Know.  Nothing. Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); "Black Supremacy"-Samael "Teufelsreich"-Watain      

HELL-o and Hail Satan, and welcome to episode 290 of BTK.  For this one, we are reviewing the Spanish horror/absurd-o film, Day Of The Beast, from one of my favorite director's, Alex de la Iglesia.  Having recently gotten its first ever disc-based release in North America (and hitting Shudder soon after) made this movie, that I rented way back in the day on VH-goddamned S, a no-brainer to review.  Hopefully Luke enjoyed it and the episode isn't a total chore to get through.  Its all I can ever hope for. Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); "Virtues Of The Beast"-Septicflesh "Beastland"-Author & Punisher    

Hello, you fabulous bastards and welcome to episode 289 of BTK. On this very episode, Luke and I will be talking all about the Cat III sensation, The Untold Story.  Unlike many of the films I choose, this was not some old film I've loved for years. Rather, this was a movie I WANTED to see for years, and only recently (thanks to the new Unearthed Films re-release) got to check it out.  Its a strange and brilliant little film, and speaking of "strange" an "brilliant", hopefully Luke likes it as much as I did. Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); "No Love Lost"-Carcass "The Long And Winding Bier Road"-Carcass    

G'day mates and thanks for abusing yourselves with this episode of BTK where Luke and I decided to finally review the modern Aussie horror classic, Storm Warning. I mean, I've only been randomly talking about reviewing it for the last 97 years of this show's sad and meaningless existence.  Look at us. Progress. Anyway, this is a cool film and with any luck, Luke will grace us with his uncanny Aussie accent. Things to look forward to... Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); "Retribution"-The Berzerker "The Great Sun"-VOWWS  

Hello everyone.  First off, this is NOT A NEW EPISODE OF BTK!!!! Let me explain... Apparently, BTK has a shit-ton of listeners.  Thats great, and I'm happy it does.  On the other hand, I've been creating instrumental, goth/industrial-tinged metal music for a while now under the name ænorex.  This project, sadly, struggles to find an audience.  I take full ownership of this, as I am absolutely terrible at selling anything I do (even when its for free).  Considering BTK has always been ad-free, has never asked for or accepted a single dollar or an invite to become part of a podcast network, it entitles me to try a little experiment as I only have myself to answer to. So, I have compiled some songs from numerous ænorex releases, and am releasing them as an "episode".  So if you don't care about music (or this music), no harm no foul, just skip it and we will be back shortly with our next REAL episode.  I was just hoping that some folks out there may find some of this stuff

Hey everyone. Thanks for checking out this episode of BTK. Luke and I are finally talking about The Woman. No, not the woman. THE WOMAN. You know, Lucky McKee's The Woman. Sure, it may be a decade-old film at this point, but whatever. Better late than never I suppose. Enjoy the show.  Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); "Libidinous (A Pig With Cocks In Its Eyes)-Anaal Nathrakh "The Wanderer"-Emperor    

Ahoy mateys.  Not even sure if thats how you spell "mateys" and I'm too lazy to look it up.  Anyhoo, welcome to episode 286 of BTK.  For this one, Luke and I are reviewing a bigger film that still managed to fly under the radar, what with all of the fun of 2020, the year it hit (limited) theaters.  We are reviewing Underwater.  Why?  Because it scratches a certain kind of monster itch I have for Monsters In March 2021, thats why.  Enjoy! Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); "Horror From The Sea"-Yyrkoon "A Sanguine Tide Unleashed"-Naglfar

Hey everyone and thanks for checking out this episode of BTK.  For our first episode in our Monsters In March 2021 celebration, Luke and I are finally getting to talk all about the newest Comedy-SciFi-Horror flick, Psycho Goreman.  Hope you have as much fun listening as we had recording this one.  Music On This Episode (in order or appearance); "The Super Gore Nest"-Mick Gordon "Ziltoidian Empire"-Devin Townsend

Hello one and all, and welcome to episode 284 of BTK. I said we'd never do it because I have far too much love and respect for the movie, but I decided to throw apprehension to the winds and review the new Unearthed Films edition of A Serbian Film. While it's not the new-NEW version with the excised footage and documentary (that one releases later in 2021, supposedly), it IS a new edition of the uncut family classic. Hands down one of my favorite films of all time and I'm absolutely thrilled to finally talk about it, at length. Thanks for tuning in and enjoy the episode, ya baby-rapers.  Note: There was some dumb tech nonsense that caused me to lose a few minutes of audio at the end, so I re-edited it as best as I could to make it more listenable.  Really, the only thing you are missing is me talking about our upcoming schedule (FYI, the next 5 episodes will be reviews of Psycho Goreman, Underwater, The Woman, Storm Warning and The Untold Story) and us signing off.  So, yeah.  Could've bee

It's been a while, but BTK is back. While planning our re-emergence onto the ever-popular and profitable podcasting scene, I decided I'd rather ease into things with a discussion and (belated) 2020 wrap-up episode. But don't worry, as Luke and I will be back in a few short weeks with one helluva baby-raping good time of a film to review. Until then, thanks for listening. Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); "Machine Guns and Peacock Feathers" (Carpenter Brut remix)-Ulver  "Going Round 2020"-Clan Of Xymox

Hello one and all.  For episode 282, Luke and I are checking out some classic cyber-gore that only recently was granted access to the wild world of blu ray, Tetsuo: The Iron Man.  Enjoy the show, everyone.   Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); "Mechanize"-Fear Factory "Demanufacture"-Fear Factory

Hey everyone, and welcome to episode 281 of BTK.  On this episode, Luke and I are reviewing the new film, The Mortuary Collection.  I had a lot of fun with this one so be sure to watch it and listen to Luke and I review the meat stinks right out of it! Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); "Chorea Macchabeorum"-Blut aus Nord "The Master Butcher's Apron"-Carcass

Hey everyone.  This is a little bonus episode of BTK.  Its not an actual BTK but it is Luke and I talking horror stuff for over 90 minutes.  Its actually a recording of a conversation that happened on Luke's West2ndGaming Twitch channel when he made the foolish mistake of inviting me on (on 10/29/2020).  Idiot.  Anyway, it was a great little discussion, and in an effort to preserve the way it all actually sounded, I didn't want to edit it the way I usually edit BTK.  So I did some minor edits with music that I know he had playing throughout the show, and pulled it all together and vomited it forth for you to enjoy.   Be sure to follow and subscribe to Luke's Twitch channel, West2ndGaming for all of the Luke you can handle! Thats it from me, enjoy this weird little experiment!   If you want to get the music you heard on the show for free, head over to... aenorex.bandcam.com

Hey there.  Since I am lazy and do not give a fuck, we decided to just review the sequel to the Friday the 13th fan film, 'Never Hike Alone'.  This one is called 'Never Hike In The Snow', and its probably more of the same but, you know, with snow.  Anyway, enjoy. Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); "Driven Like The Snow"-The Sisters Of Mercy "Jason Voorhees Died For Your Sins"-ScreamerClauz

Spooky bats for Monster-Month.  Slutty Spiders in candy costumes. Cobwebs and razorblades and stupid little asshole kids.  I love October. Here's a BTK episode celebrating all of the hallowed goodness.  We talk all about 2019's 'Haunt'. Music On This Episode (in order or appearance); "13 Autumns And A Widow"-Cradle Of Filth "Satan's Little Helpers"-The Electric Hellfire Club      

Hello everyone and thank you for checking out episode 277 of BTK.  I am super excited about this one as Luke and I are finally getting to talk all about the non-Bruce Lee film, Game Of Death.  This one got a very gory and insane trailer many moons ago, and then dropped off of the face of the damn earth only to re-emerge in mid-2020 with a hurried and quiet release.  Was it worth the wait?  Well, listen in and find the hell out! Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); "Death Certificate"-Carcass "Tomorrow For Us"-Rosetta Stone

Hey there, ya damn weirdos, and welcome to episode 276 of BTK.  We are so very happy you decided to join us for this episode as Luke and I will once again be wading back into the Philthy waters of Philadelphia philmmaker Phil Stevens.  I'm stupid, I know.  Anyway, Luke and I are reviewing Flowers 2, and seeing as how Flowers is one of my favorite horror films from the last decade, and Lung II was pretty great too, I am excited to talk about this one.  Thanks for listening, everyone. Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); "A Pit Of Severed Hands"-Occlith "Vortex Of Negativity"-Naglfar