Toku Podcast

Holly and Kate discuss flirting techniques, mayonnaise foreplay and marrying old men. Remember to subscribe, rate and review! Tell all your closest friends about us and follow us @toku_podcast  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Holly and Kate discuss sex robots, hardwood floors and Holly learns a new fact. Remember to subscribe, rate and review! Tell your most valued friends about us and follow us on twitter @toku_podcast  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Holly and Kate discuss the best words for genitals, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and attempt to perfect their accents. Remember to subscribe, rate and review. Also, tell your friends about us, spread the love.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Holly and Kate discuss being queens of Canada and Kate attempts to make Holly fall in love with her through a series of intense questions. Remember to subscribe, rate and review! Tell your friends about us because we love you x  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Holly and Kate discuss Kate's bizarrely magical teenage years, awkward romance and read some truly filthy fan fiction. Remember to subscribe and give us a lovely review xx  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Kate is back from a month in Sweden and discovers Holly is her imaginary friend. They then discuss cuddle parties, roosters and Metro the Musical makes its triumphant return! Remember to leave us a review and tell your best friends about us. X  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Holly and Kate discuss the underground train system of the North East of England, best earl grey and board games. Remember to like and subscribe! And if you are really amazing, leave us a nice review.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Holly and Kate are BACK. After a break to let Holly finish her degree they dive straight back into the podcast with human pups, kinky twitter feeds, plan their own porn, and discuss sexy haikus.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A very ill Holly and Kate talk about Stardew Valley, childhood crushes, unusual erotic fiction and butts. Remember to subscribe, rate and review and tell your best friends about us!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Holly and Kate celebrate Holly's birthday by talking about giant vaginas, wimpy roller coaster fun and their own mortality. Remember to rate, review and share with all the people.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

*SPOILERS FOR SEASON 1 OF AMERICAN HORROR STORY* Holly and Kate discuss how many people you can physically have sex with in 24 hours, who would make the best step dad out of the cast of Smash Bros, and Cotton Eye Joe.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're back! Holly and Kate return from a short hiatus by discussing games, films, snot and the life span of ostriches. Remember to rate and review to gain our eternal respect.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Kate and Holly talk about all things period in this special episode. No we don't mean full-stop periods, or historical periods, we mean blood coming out of a vagina as part of the menstrual cycle. YAY.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

DELAYED SPOOK. Apologies for the delay and the sound quality (we're going to invest in a new mic- also Holly is a bumblebutt). This week Holly and Kate delve into the murky world of video game creepypasta and attempt to write their own. Remember to share Toku with your loved ones and to rate and review!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Holly and Kate have SPECIAL GUESTS this week: it's the lovely boys from Bitsocket! When we started this podcast, they were really nice to us. After this episode, they might not be any more. Want to know why? Have a listen! Oh and we should probably mention that Bitsocket are AWARD-WINNING PODCASTERS NOW (GMAs, 2015, about 5 hours after we recorded) so we're totally gonna ride off the back of that one. (the audio quality is a bit weird on this one - apologies for all the microphone-bumping and echoeyness. We're noobs, you see, and we're working on it. One day we'll be able to record in a soundproof studio in the basement of our LA mansion. Be patient.)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Holly and Kate definitely DID NOT record this at 12 am straight after episode 17- that DID NOT happen. Kate is in sunny Greece and they both get over excited by the fact it's October. Things get a little spooky...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Holly and Kate discuss Animal Crossing: Happy Home Designer, raunchy robots and crisps Remember to rate and review, and follow us on ALL the social media @toku_podcast @nielsen_holly @hownottodraw  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Holly and Kate discuss bagels, butt plugs and bacon! Don't forget to follow us on twitter (@toku_podcast @nielsen_holly @hownottodraw) and to rate and review us!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Holly and Kate talk about Mad Max the game, find their inner 1950's advertising executive and explore the world of obscure fetishes  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Holly Nielsen and Kate Gray are doing a BAKE OFF-THEMED PODCAST this week, with special guest George Osborn from off of Gamerbake! We discuss toast sandwiches, poison cupcakes and baking Matthew McConaughey into a cake.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.