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In which Stew finds a way to be cross with chalk drawings.

In which we make coronavirus all about us.

In which we meet Stewart Farrell on an empty stomach...

In which Stew decides he is a city mouse, and Lorin defends the seals.

Hello everybody - say hi if you still exist won't you. Today we talked about how much we like doing our daily podcast.

Look. There's a lot in this episode. We talk about the horrors of horse racing and trigger warnings and climate change and Farrell 2.0 tells us about pushing the lever on the man cream dispenser.

Hello all! Today we talk about social embarrassment and catfishing. But don't worry: STEWART IS NOT A CREEP. The waitress whose address he asked for even said so. Here's the catfish story: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-04-09/lincoln-lewis-fake-catfish-internet-stalker-court-trial/10919538 And here's another development: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-04-11/lincoln-lewis-fake-catfish-bridesmaid-stalked-bride/10990198

They call me Bruce: classic or not? T-shirt suggestions also welcome. Thanks for playing…

It's different when you're in the same room.

In which we tie up some loose ends. We use the word loin.

In which Stewart reveals two rather massive pieces of news and makes a lot of promises he can't keep. Thanks for sticking with us, everyone.

In which Stew drinks a martini, talks to the kids, struggles to say liquor land outlet, and coins the wonderful term #chutme Here is the book Lorin mentioned: https://www.booktopia.com.au/the-rabbit-and-the-shadow-melanie-rutten/prod9780994109804.html?source=pla&gclid=CjwKCAiAz7TfBRAKEiwAz8fKOKwa7f43B6ro92ZKuvSsrJQd05dnLY1SiCxFjVKXx02SytglNAiqRoCTUEQAvDBwE

In this podcast we discuss horse racing and axe throwing. This was recorded on Friday - thanks to The Jackpot for editing the swear word out in spectacular fashion.

Stew's note for the day: I'm telling you how to live. Please let us know if you agree with him on the stupid ice cream thing. And remember THERE IS A PRIZE ON OFFER!

Thanks for everyone for getting in touch - keep em coming because we're going to open Lorin's lunchbox next week.

Stew has a secret job and Lorin introduces a new segment.

In which Stewart tries to introduce a segment called Stop It You Idiots and uses the word encrypticise. What's in your phone? Read Mat Larkin's book for younger persons is here: https://www.hardiegrant.com/au/publishing/bookfinder/book/the-orchard-underground-by-mat-larkin/9781760500856 I Used to Be Normal is here: https://www.screenaustralia.gov.au/the-screen-guide/t/i-used-to-be-normal--a-boyband-fangirl-story-2017/35605/ Jacinda Ardern is ace: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/sep/25/jacinda-ardern-makes-history-with-baby-neve-at-un-general-assembly The Fitzroy Diaries at LozPod: https://www.trybooking.com/book/event?eid=426294&

We're back WITH SOME NEWS! Thanks for your time.

Welcome back. Again. The hilarious Thomas Caldwell photo is here: https://twitter.com/cinemaautopsy/status/1031008459179745280