4 Guys And A Movie

Arachnophobia. Not to be confused with Archnophilia, involves John Goodman doing his very best Bill Murray impression, a variety of spiders, as well as a smattering of puppets.  Join us as we witness another family with poor decision making skills!  

As the title suggests, there's a dragon, and it apparently needs a good slaying. It's up to the wizard's apprentice to bring down the fire breathing lizard, and save the lives of all the maidens in the kingdom... and to show us his lil' dragonslayer, too!    

Get your umbrellas, everyone! Its about to rain... no...rein...oh, no. its about to poop dragons.  Grease up your Bales, its Reign of Fire!

If you like buddy cop comedies, action movies, or just movies in general, you can't really go wrong with this classic. Eddie Murphy stars in a cool action comedy that still holds up pretty well. Also Balki is there. Enjoy!

I don't even know where to begin here... Paul Walker is a normal high school kid, wearing half-shirts, grabbing balls, and getting mauled to death by lions. Denise Richards is his secret girlfriend, who somehow winds up with her deceased boyfriend's brain inside a robotic dinosaur. Do they bang? Yes, it is implied that they do.  Enjoy!

Ho Ho Ho, boy. I don't even know where to start with this one. You've got an evil Santa, played by a wrestler. You've got a rogue angel, played by someone's grandpa. you've got an entire town full of the worst kind of human trash imaginable, and let's not forget a complete douche of a protagonist. Feels like Christmas.  Oh, yeah, and not a single mention of the big JC. Enjoy!

Just in time for the holidays, comes another "War" in the "Stars" ! but this one takes place in a universe where I guess water is like gold, so these ships all have big ice freezers! However, this, despite being the name of the movie, has little to do with whatever the hell happens in this film. Enjoy your space Herpes!

Remember when Sam Raimi was all "I'ma make a spoodermin film" and we were all like, "what no way?!" And he did, and it was a pretty good spoodermin.  Well, it's time for a bunch of 40-somethings to pick at it!

In the future, gladiatorial combat will decide who gets the goods around here. Enter our hero, a tall, thin man trained to fight by a reject from the star wars holiday special. Also, you got some Star Trek DS9 in there, too.

The spookiest time of year is upon us once again, and what could be more spooky than Gary Busey fighting a Furry? From the mind of mindless drivel master Stephen King comes a novelette - turned feature film about a kid in a rocket chair and his drunk uncle, and a sister that everyone hates for no reason whatsoever! Thanks, Steve! Anyhow, grab a fistful of fun size and have a chill, meaningful and positive Halloween with us! 

What can really be said about this film that hasn't already? How about that it caused one of our team to expel his dinner?  Yeah, that probably isn't worth bringing up(get it?). Anyway, join us for a meaningful and robust journey into the mind of Neil Breen!

Young Guns 2. It's basically the "Grown Ups 2" for the 80's. Get all them new blood actors together, and let them play cowboys and go "pew pew" at each other. What's not to love?  

Imagine if you will, a found footage movie starring Godzilla.  Sounds pretty cool, right?  Now, instead of fighting other monsters, or stomping around the city, the film focuses on a bunch of douchebags having teen drama, and the big monster is basically a shaved bat with lice. Maybe it'll win over the guys...

Guys, let's be honest - who among us HASN'T tried to make a girlfriend out of our computers? Our boys Gary and Wyatt certainly do, and it works! sort of. Join us as we watch a thirsty Mary Poppins try and get some high schoolers laid... Weird Science!

In our latest sponsored episode, we answer the burning question - what if blind and plants? Join us as the world burns, salt shaker just out of reach.  

In a world of shenanigans, horseplay and tomfoolery comes a film about the worst of all - Monkey Shines. Don't worry, this movie has everything you could want. Monkeys. Drugs. Banging while monkeys watch. and of course, irredeemable morons as protagonists. Join us, won't you?

Sometimes, dead IS, in fact, better. Hot on the heels of Meteor Man comes another story about a bunch of absolutely inept human beings, seemingly going out of their way to make the exact wrong decision. Join us as we are baffled about why a doctor with a toddler would not fence off his yard when he lives next to a murder highway!  

The hero's journey. We all know it. The biggest coward in town, basically sucks at everything, convinces the neighborhood kids to run away from problems. A freak accident leaves him with amazing new powers, with which he can help his community, and humanity as a whole. But instead he remains a complete coward and sucks so much, they kick his ass out of town. Meteor Man is the story of a man wasting an amazing cast, and pretty much his career. enjoy!

"So, you have a movie for me?" "yes, sir, I do. Imagine we take a football player, dress him like the Terminator and highlander had a deformed baby." "Deformed babies are TIGHT" "Uh... well, anyway, he's the hero, an undercover cop, and he's taking on a biker gang" "Amazing! So how does he defeat this biker gang and save the day?" "Well, he pretty much screws everything up and the biker gang basically wins in the end." "Shut up and take my money!" Enjoy Stone Cold, y'all!

before Alien vs Predator, there was... Gary Busey vs Predator. An argument could be made that its basically the same thing, but this one also features a Danny Glover, and he is not ready for BS from either side. Join our band of ugly mofos and strap in for PREDATOR 2!!!!!!   #predator #alien #danny glover #gary busey #bill paxton #sequel