Criterionauts

Join Joey and Chris for some goo filled metaphors of questionable pacing.

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Chris' Assignment: RADaptations. Joey's Submission: Mortal Kombat. Does it stand up to Chris' RUBRIC?!? Let's watch...

The rad is the fat.

Learn and laugh along with your chuckle buddies in this hilarious romp of torture and 4th wall breaking remotes.

Criterionauts Joey Reinisch and Chris McCaleb try out their new show idea. A movie discussion show on a graded curve. Assignment: The Toys That Made Us. Chris' Submission: G.I. Joe The Movie Does it stand up to Joey's RUBRIC?!? Let's watch...

Hey look! Someone made a movie out of the cliff notes for that book you never read but were supposed to.

Life. Mother. Tree. Movie. Sorta. Kinda. Vagina fish. Ghost mom. Father. Fart noise.

Smooth.

Hold on to your gallbladder.

After over a year lost in the void, Criterionaut Joey is joined by a new co-pilot: Chris McCaleb! In a horrible initiation, the new crew dives into the deep end with a new movie from Salo director Pier Paolo Pasolini

Joey and Brian watch ______ based on a book wh___ whole fu___ing passages are missing. What the f____.

Joey and Brian struggle to remember the cast of the prequel to Beyond the Valley of the Dolls whilst talking about the media circus surrounding both movies.

Hey superfly babydoll. Grab your uppers downers, sisters and cousins for a rad fab party of perfect perversions and lots and lots of boobs.

The film explorers dive into the inspiration for the modern classic "Face-Off". Spoiler alert, there's no golden guns.

Joey and Brian watch their favorite bondage themed 90's romantic comedy about stockholm syndrome yet!

Joey and Brian get curious about Sweden and it's 60's politics...also bush. Did she touch the wiener? LETS FIND OUT.

This episode is the final nail in the coffin on proof that we can't have nice things.

Don't let the title of the movie fool you. It's ironic. Oh, you don't get it? That's because you don't get art. Art is only for smart people, you prude. Prude! I AM NOT A PRUDE.

In an upsetting change of pace, Joey and Brian find themselves yearning for a strong dose of body horror to energize this post-war nazi hotel dramedy. It's not actually a comedy.