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  Welcome to a new episode of Therp Sesh! I went to Cuba and Mike and I have are gonna have to have a talk about communism. But first, there's a new film I'm writing and it is called "Robert Pattinson," and it stars Robert Pattinson. It's gonna be filmed in Oregon and believe me, it's gonna be violent. After that, Mike suggests a YouTube channel where I do product reviews, but not for the purpose for they were intended. Then, a very important discussion on the enjoyment of Cookout milkshakes. After that, the Cuba discussion. It's long but revealing. Lots of discussion on communism, air pollution, the "charm" of Cuba, and more. But also plenty of talk about how much I loved it and enjoyed myself and the food and culture and people! Then, a distasteful joke, and capping it off with a flight attendant's jokes that made my late night flight from Portland to Raleigh much more enjoyable. Please subscribe to Therp Sesh and be sure to rate and leave us a review as well! Email comedyzack1@gmail.com or T

It's a new episode of Therp Sesh! We're bringing you a new episode of our classic series, where we record someone doing a Clickhole Clickventure. In this episode, I am the administrator, Mike is the taker. The premise at hand: Welcome to Heaven - Can You Become God's Favorite? So, can Mike do it? Can he win favor with God? Or will he be bested by a competitor he never saw coming? See if you can become God's favorite, only at Clickhole. Because Heaven isn't real. Neither is God. Have fun! Please subscribe to Therp Sesh and be sure to rate and leave us a review as well! Email comedyzack1@gmail.com or Tweet us @therpsesh. Some of the links below may look old, but to avoid all the world's confusion, those will stay the same. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cult-city-comedy-podcast/id1073758210 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Ifktd7t4bknddqyfwocs6xizjou?t=Cult_City Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/cult-city-comedy-podcast Libsyn: http://cultcity.libsyn.com/ Or click on the

Welcome to the 100th episode posted over here at (now just) Therp Sesh! Sure, there are some sports episodes, some Clickholes, some Dump Stats, but why miss out on commemorating the occasion?! We've been around 100 episodes and well over a year now! That seems like an accomplishment. First off, let's not ignore the fact that this episode starts off with a serious banger of a joke that ties together The Fast and the Furious Franchise and the war in Syria! On this episode, it's another sort of classic Therp. Last time Mike had some things to say about the ghost of Princess Diana (just go back and listen!)  Well, on this episode, Mike's girlfriend has something to say about all that! At the end, we all issue sort of rulings of how we see the whole incident. It's really a great episode, so give it a listen! Please subscribe to Therp Sesh and be sure to rate and leave us a review as well! Email comedyzack1@gmail.com or Tweet us @therpsesh. Some of the links below may look old, but to avoid all the world'

Welcome to a new episode of Therp Sesh! This episode was recorded right after the last one finished. The results, though? Far better! The anesthesia from my root canal had worn off and my mouth wasn't numb and swollen like a chipmunk's. On this episode, Mike and I discuss the semi-ongoing saga of his former British love. She's still British, we think, but she's just like, his former love. I don't know if he really loved her. Let's just say he did. It was a long time ago. A Facebook post and a like or a comment here and there and suddenly there are tears, confusion, drama, and questions swirling. Existential questions like: Should Mike block this girl? On the back half of the episode, I've been trying to find long overdue closure from a relationship that ended years ago. What is the role that anger plays in the end of a relationship? I've been having dreams that might be my subconscious's attempt to fabricate anger toward this woman that I never had. Is the anger misdirected, though? This is a classic therapy

Welcome to a new episode of Therp Sesh! The split is official, y'all, but we still love our children. Dump Stats has branched off into its own show. What better way to kick off the split with literally the worst episode Mike and Zack have ever recorded! This episode was perhaps the result of an experiment gone wrong: Zack had just had a root canal and his head was all swollen up. He talked about the psychological episode he had after a visit to the dentist, the root canal procedure, dentistry, dental hygiene, and just overall covered the entire history of the dental profession and teeth. The conclusion? Teeth are antiquated technology. It's time the US instituted a policy: once your baby teeth fall out, all your adult teeth are removed and you get dentures. After that the episode moves into much better territory as the swelling and anesthesia and pain medications wear down. Next episode: it was recorded the same day, but the results were far better. Please subscribe to Therp Sesh and be sure to rate and leave

Welcome to a new episode of Cult City, where all residents are guaranteed fully paid health insurance! On this new Therp Sesh, Zack and Mike hit the trails. It's an 8-mile hike kinda day, the type of 8-mile not even Eminem could handle. As has been the case since the election of Our Dear Leader Donald Trump, we discuss a little bit of politics, but mostly we discuss f*cking MURDER SHADES! Don't none of you steal this idea because if you get merked *pushes MURDER SHADES up bridge of nose* WE AIN'T SEE SH*T!!! Don't become a murder victim, listen and subscribe to get all the latest episodes! It's so much fun! Unlike catching a shiv between the ribs. Also, we talk about poop. In our pants. And on walls. And cleaning it up. Please subscribe to Cult City and be sure to rate and leave us a review as well! Email cultcitycomedy@gmail.com or Tweet us @cultcitypod iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cult-city-comedy-podcast/id1073758210 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Ifktd7t4bknddqyfwocs6xizjou?

Its the Season 1 Finale of Dump Stats! Thank you to everyone who has listened to us from the start! And to everyone else, don't worry there will be a season 1 recap episode released soon! But we recommend listening to ALL 31 EPISODES!!!! We last left our heroes in dire straits! The royal navy is closing in on Isla Norte, and escape for the Bad Humanoids is becoming less and less likely. Governor Delgado is dead (thanks Billings) and Jurm and his crew make their escape INTO the prison! Nathaniel and Dash take on the town guard as they attempt to make off with two ships, The Dame's Kiss and The Old Crone. Meanwhile, Nero has only just escaped his own personal prison, a parallel dimension between time and space, as Stellan faces off against Rax and Gyro is caught somewhere in the middle of it all! Tune in for the epic conclusion of Dump Stats Season 1! Thank you all for allowing 4 grown men to shamelessly play their favorite game and call it work! We hope you all have and will continue to enjoy our passion

Welcome to Cult City! All are welcome here. Unless you're like, abnormally into turquoise. GTFO of here with that. I mean it's pretty, but seriously... Tone it down a bit, Asheville! It's a new episode of Therp Sesh! Notes on this episode were lost, unfortunately. Fortunately, everything you need to know is in the title. This is a "pure" Therp Sesh, wherein actual issues are discussed surrounding life troubles and psychological problems and emotional damage. Is love real? Can you use up all the love you have to give and be left with nothing except... like? Is it wise to place insider bets on the failure of your own relationship to at least come out on top financially when you've been ruined emotionally by another person? The answers, according to Mike and Zack, are here, only on Therp Sesh! Please subscribe to Cult City and be sure to rate and leave us a review as well! Email cultcitycomedy@gmail.com or Tweet us @cultcitypod iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cult-city-comedy-podcast/id1073758210 Go

Tonight on Dump Stats... Part I of our epic two part season finale will leave you with dragons in your dungeons and pee in your pants! Excessive hyperbole aside, we have a very exciting episode for you.  When we last left our adventurers, Jurm and Billings had walked right into Governor Delgado's trap, Nathaniel (with help from Alan Davenport) had a run in with some city guard at the docks, and Nero was being hounded by Rax's chaotic dreamscape and annoyed by his father's sudden enthusiasm for adventure! Picking up new crew members Dash, Sneak and Eldeth Ghoram Smashington, the Bad Humanoids have got their work cut out for them if they ever hope to escape this island... Thank you all for listening to North Carolina's favorite Dungeons & Dragon's podcast! Technically, we play Pathfinder, but we also bend the rules a lot! Please subscribe to Cult City and be sure to rate and leave us a review as well! Email cultcitycomedy@gmail.com or Tweet us @cultcitypod iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/c

Tonight on Dump Stats... After escaping the flaming blacksmith shop, the Bad Humanoids say goodbye to Jurm's Crazy Arms. Fleeing the town guard, our heroes plus Stellan and Gyro make for the docks on the north end of Isla Norte. Jurm gives a heartfelt speech to his old crew and convinces them to rescue his former captain and suspected father James T. Crowley before he can be executed for piracy. All they need now is a plan! Enter Rockwell "Billings" Smashington, the former blacksmith, and his ship the Drake's Sigh...Drake's Eye? Drake's Sigh. Whatever. It might fly, but who knows? This dwarf loves mystery as much as Alan Davenport hates mustard!  Thank you all for listening to North Carolina's favorite Dungeons & Dragon's podcast! Technically, we play Pathfinder, but we also bend the rules a lot! Please subscribe to Cult City and be sure to rate and leave us a review as well! Email cultcitycomedy@gmail.com or Tweet us @cultcitypod iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cult-city-comedy-podcast/

Welcome back to Dump Stats, North Carolina's own Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast. Tomorrow is Valentine's Day! Show us how much you love us by listening, liking and subscribing to Cult City! We last left our adventurers trapped inside of a blacksmith shop as the City Guard surrounds them. In a strange turn of events, Jurm has talked his way out of trouble, while Nathaniel faces off against the Captain of the Guard and Nero bumbles through numerous stealth attempts ending in a swarm of mischievous monkeys pouring out of the halfling's mouth and attacking a platoon of guards. Now, with mayhem afoot, the crew must make a daring escape and get to the docks by midnight. How long can the Bad Humanoids keep this up? Will they escape the island? Will the mysteries of the island ever be revealed? Or will we pull a J.J. Abrams on you all? If so, will we ever get away with it? Only one way to find out! Keep listening to Dump Stats by Cult City! Please subscribe to Cult City and be sure to rate and leave us a re

Welcome to a new episode of the Cult City podcast! We've been banging these things out for over a year and we're almost at episode 100. Did this podcast lead to the election of Donald Trump? That's what some are saying. To that we say, FAKE NEWS! On this episode of Therp Sesh - which is North Carolina's most-listened-to podcast whose title is the sequential abbreviation of two words - we talk about doing things ironically. Zack, if you've heard, doesn't believe in doing things ironically. We also talk about white supremacy, wherein Mike makes an important announcement. We also discuss the taste of human flesh, I issue an apology to Mike for rescheduling, we talk about a dumb thing Mike did, and I also tell Mike a joke. Zack also gives a shout out to QB1! We revisit the apple cider incident at work, then talk about therapy and racism, wherein Mike makes an important announcement. Then, in what is probably one of the greatest segments in Therp Sesh history, Zack and Mike get into a heated battle over "mountain

Tonight on Dump Stats... Twas the night before Voskañar and all through the shoppe, The Bad Humanoids were hiding and lying to cops, Jurm flew off the handle and told a big lie, "Yes, and..." said Nathaniel, he's such a good guy! While Stellan and Gyro escaped out the back,  Nero tried stealthing and fell with a CRACK! Down in the basement, Nathaniel is trapped, While the guards in the alley cut Nero no slack, When what to our wondering ears did appear, But a peck of Mad Monkeys spouting nonsense and jeers! Roll your initiative, hold on to your hats, Will the Bad Humanoids keep rolling nats? ...Find out tonight, on an all new Dump Stats! Please subscribe to Cult City and be sure to rate and leave us a review as well! Email cultcitycomedy@gmail.com or Tweet us @cultcitypod iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cult-city-comedy-podcast/id1073758210 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Ifktd7t4bknddqyfwocs6xizjou?t=Cult_City Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/cult-city-comedy-pod

Welcome to a new episode of the Cult City Podcast! Fighting for the first amendment right to record podcasts about whatever we want!  It's a brand new Therp Sesh, the most popular podcast that sometimes occasionally talks about therapy and therapy adjacent stuff, but mostly just goes on and on about nonsense that is usually funny and sometimes just weird. On this episode, Mike lounges on the couch like Xerxes in the movie 300. Without all the oil, though. We talk about Zack Snyder and the film Zack (Levine) would love to see him make. We also talk about Mike needing a new pair of work shoes, but should he get them? And, since the world is completely falling apart thanks for Donald Trump, we talk about politics. We discuss what a new Republican party might look like and also theorize on the rise of Democratic party militias. Naturally, from there, we talk about the NFL and how football sucks and how we didn't talk about football once all season. We also talk about the Baylor University scandal; go look it

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids go back to the future...or present? Whatever. They are back FROM the past and are laying low at Jurm's Crazy Arms discussing their next move. What are the consequences of their meddling in time? Has anyone noticed their crimes? Is Billings still locked in the basement? Will Rob, John, Mike and Bob finally win Dungeons and Dragons? Who knows? Decide for yourself on a brand new Dump Stats!!

Oooh, sexy! Welcome to a new episode of Cult City. I'm uploading this one in advance. If the world ends in the next week or so, it's important for this episode to reach whomever it can. It's an all new Therp Sesh! Why "oooh sexy"? Because it's After Dark! This is where things get sexy! Or darker because of the therapy and such. TBQH who knows! But given the title of this episode, it looks like Mike probably gets a bit racist! Nah, just kidding. He's always that way! How many people out there think co-host Zack is black? No one? Is all it takes to be black an interest in basketball, attending an HBCU for undergrad? Is "Zack" short for something, other than Zachary? Like, Zackquan? Zackquell? Zackquille? Nah... Zack's white! The backstory - and so much more - is right here! Given it a listen. Please subscribe to Cult City and be sure to rate and leave us a review as well! Email cultcitycomedy@gmail.com or Tweet us @cultcitypod iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cult-city-comedy-podcast/id1073758210 Go

The gripping conclusion to the time traveling misadventures of the Bad Humanoids! While Nathaniel and Jurm botch their deal with Billings the blacksmith, Stellan and Nero seek out Nero's father Gyro Gamwich. Along the way, Nero learns about the severe and deadly consequences of meddling with time and Chronopathy magic. The gang sees an old friend, and experiences some deja vu while they attempt to set things straight with the space-time continuum. All this plus the usual hijinx on this episode of Dump Stats! Please subscribe to Cult City and be sure to rate and leave us a review as well! Email cultcitycomedy@gmail.com or Tweet us @cultcitypod iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cult-city-comedy-podcast/id1073758210 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Ifktd7t4bknddqyfwocs6xizjou?t=Cult_City Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/cult-city-comedy-podcast Libsyn: http://cultcity.libsyn.com/ Or click on the RSS feed link - http://cultcity.libsyn.com/rss - and be taken to the podcast player o

Welcome to a new episode of the world famous Cult City podcast! Donald Trump wanted his first interview as president to be with us, but we decided to hang out with John Lewis instead! In this episode, we go to Mars! Completely unrelated to the Clickhole Clickventure posted last week. Purely coincidental. Or is it? Maybe something is telling us it's time to leave the USA... or even earth! We also talk about therapy with our guests, Marina (AKA Slimy; yay, she did an episode!) and Laura. We're all in therapy it seems, except Mike. I'm sure he'll be there soon, once his life falls apart and everyone, even Longhorn Steakhouse, abandons him. Why the subtitle is "Her Name Was Monster" I can't remember. But that's why you should listen to the episode! Happy fun times. Do it! Please subscribe to Cult City and be sure to rate and leave us a review as well! Email cultcitycomedy@gmail.com or Tweet us @cultcitypod iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cult-city-comedy-podcast/id1073758210 Google Play: https://pla

The Bad Humanoids go back in time! Sort of. After devising a plan to escape the Mage's College by sea, our heroes realize that they don't have a ship! Nathaniel and Jurm will have to travel through time to retrieve the stolen deed to their stolen ship, all while trying to outsmart the Dwarf blacksmith Billings. Meanwhile, Nero and Stellan make for the local hotel to save Nero's father Gyro Gamwich from any unwanted legal consequences. Will our heroes succeed? Or will they create a hole in the space-time continuum and unmake all of existence? Find out on thig brand new episode of Dump Stats! Please subscribe to Cult City and be sure to rate and leave us a review as well! Email cultcitycomedy@gmail.com or Tweet us @cultcitypod iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/cult-city-comedy-podcast/id1073758210 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Ifktd7t4bknddqyfwocs6xizjou?t=Cult_City Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/cult-city-comedy-podcast Libsyn: http://cultcity.libsyn.com/ Or click on the R

Welcome to a new episode of the world-renowned Cult City podcast! It's a golden shower world and we're just lying in a king sized Ritz Carlton bed. Good thing we got paid for this! In this episode, we bring in the infamous Slimy! Y'all know her from conversations dating back, most likely, to the very first episode. It was nearly a year ago on this very podcast that our very own Mike Rinaldi discussed his love for her. Here she is, doing a Clickhole Clickventure, most likely wishing she'd never persevered through such a long period of time in such a thankless role. Not the Clickventure... being Mike's girlfriend. In this Clickhole Clickventure, she has chosen to leave Earth and make a valiant attempt at colonizing Mars? Will she succeed? Will Elon Musk task her with the important role of being the Eve of Mars? Only one way to find out! Search out this Clickventure and see if you can colonize the red planet. Please subscribe to Cult City and be sure to rate and leave us a review as well! Email cultcitycomedy@gm