Ramjack

We are in a post-holiday casual episode. Alex is laden in pants and delivering chairs from Santa. We summon some rain using a creepy chant and explore solo board games. Also David Lynch communes with the spirit of the Dark Phoenix.

Join us as we travel back in time to a preholiday era. Alex reports on Texas antics and phony cops. We take a look at Israeli “comedy” and black Friday juicers. Why are still changing time and is this affecting our brown core bananas?

It’s a holiday spectacular in which we delve into some Gary Busey holiday meal plans. Brad and Dan get holiday spooks via questionable child labor laws. We discuss the Amazon original movie “Merv” which is about a cute dog for the first hour then is just depressing.

Chris joins us as we delve into the kooky comedy/horror film House (1985) in which a house snatches the greatest American war heroes child because some soldiers that went to Vietnam just cannot get enough of being the worst.

Dick Cheney is dead and Zohran Mamdani is mayor of New York. We are celebrating the post spooky season with gusto, tactical birken bags for tier one operators, and artisanal sardines. Also, we look forward to some very questionable recipes for your holiday tables.

It’s a truly spooky non-casual episode as we avoid local Ohio soap operas to delve into Tales From The Darkside 3x05 “The Geezenstacks” and 4x16 “Family Reunion” and have a run in with the frightful GabaGhoul.

It’s a true spooktacular as we discuss the all the terrifying antics from Alex’s trip to Orlando for a Horror Nights. Terrifying tales of ceilings, and Extra-Terrestrials, taxidermy, and (presumably) Roy lurk within.

Spooky times are underway and monsters are truly everywhere Brad reports in from Horror Nights and Alex is learning about the terror of the double derecho. No tax holiday for moonpie knives?! Scandalous.

Alex has been menaced by jets and robots, but not the spirits of the fourth and/or fifth most famous of the Marx Brothers, Brad is being menaced by overly confusing youtube videos and the shockingly low efforts of a pro-genocide cola company and a world class theme park.

Alex survives his pumpkin woes, Brad is being traumatized by terrible motivational speakers and unfathomably stupid business decisions. We are getting ready for the Halloween Creep while living a prepared lifestyle.

New Fall Decor is dropping and we are expecting all out chaos. We begin making our plans to infiltrate the Bass Pro Shop pyramid to harness all the powers of the Creepy Holler with our ceremonial Moonpie Dagger.

Where were you when he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died? Happy Holidays! We kick off the season by discussing the Holiday Classic "Madame Web"

Alex has some not-so-new ideas for dental treatment. Brad has some interesting new treats for those who receive. Alex ventures to a pop mart to locate a Pazuzu Labubu. People are Ticked Off! but those people also read the Bridge column of the Newspaper.

Alex returns from his summer travels. Brad is doing stressful theme park math. We discuss the Christian Film “Quigley: An Angelic Tail” AKA “Daddy Dog Day” a movie in which Gary Busey is reincarnated as a dog to perform the dark rituals of an evil deity while promoting Hawaiian Punch based decor.

Can Ivermectin kill all the little venoms in your system, also can I borrow some money? We discuss the Hallmark Mystery: Jazz Ramsey A K-9 Mystery a true classic as we kick off dog/reincarnation month.

It’s a casual episode. Brad has become a personification of trauma after having watched “Bring Her Back” Alex reports in on the latest from Kings Island. We check in our creepy pals and the latest from Ticked Off! Old people and meet an ugly little apple picking boy.

Everything is very normal and reasonable in the United States. Alex reports in on dogs learning to swim. Brad is paying the price for making fun of Claire. T and T 3x08 “The Mysterious Mauler” has T and T investigating some absolutely baffling wrestling shenanigans.

We take a creepy quiz and learn about the popularity of pendulums. Can you contact the Keebler Elves in the Hollow Tree Factory through the ether via a scrying bowl? T and T 3x07 “A Lesson in Values” has Terri taking on the case of a tax-dodging hobo who dies leaving his estate to his wildly uninterested traveling pal.

We discuss the latest reports on America’s most braindead-ogre Senator and give some advice. T and T 3x06 “Take my Life, Please” takes us to the worst comedy club imaginable. Can we find something more niche than a guy that only does Mob jokes? Absolutely.

Crimes are all around mostly caused by radon gas taking out children and people trying to take a vacation from their vacation. T and T 3x05 “Decker’s Ex” introduces us to a some truly shocking fashion crimes and implies Decker’s ex-wife is working for the mob and possibly a murderer.