Three Men With Babies

We name the songs our kids sing that we can't get out of our skulls, and remember fondly when we had alone time. Leave the show a voice message at 314.384.2583

How do you not laugh when your two year old drops an f-bomb? We're talking laughing at the worst times, and slow but steady progress in the battle to potty train. Leave us a voicemail at 314.384.2583

From turtle heaven to fake TV timers, we're talking the biggest lies we tell to children for their own good. Also, some poop stuff, because kids.

We're talking what surprised us the most since becoming fathers, and it seems our Daniel Tiger complaint has made its way to the show's staff. Uh oh.

The kids are finding creative ways to delay going to bed, and we take issue with a list of best TV dads of all time.

We're talking dangerous toys from the past and the ridiculous things you'll do to try to get pregnant in this episode. Send your voicemails our way at 314.384.2583

One of us spent a month in the hospital, one of us had a wet pants issue at Target, and one of us was in Vegas for a week. There's a lack of balance going on here.

Talking how to show a united front in the face of a manipulative toddler, and how not to react when taking a nine iron to the knee. What a week.

The zombie-like new baby status continues, and we talk a pink donut incident and advice we wish we'd have received before becoming dads.

There's a new baby among us, which led to a night from hell for mommy and daddy. We're going to need more wipes.

Being a dad is great. It's also scary as hell. We're looking back on a few of our favorite stories about becoming a dad for the first time.

It's been a week of sickness and surgery for we weary dads, so enjoy our tales of misery. Also, why dad should wake up and stare at the wall while mom is putting the kids back to bed.

We're accepting the fact that someone in the house is going to be sick at all times. It sucks, but we're dealing.Here's the rundown: 1:00 A delightfully disgusting mishap with the snot sucker tube6:00 Why are the wives always right with their illness instincts? 11:00 Bringing the kids to school or keeping them home when they're sick. Where's the line?

From stupid diets to stupid cartoons, we cover a lot of stupid ground in this episode.Here's the rundown:1:00 One of us is on the diet from hell. We don't want to talk about it.11:00 All you ever wanted know about breastfeeding from three men who've never done it.17:00 How to find invisible lost toys20:00 Coming back down to Earth for the second birthday party

We're talking snow days and being gassy in church. How's that for range? Here's the rundown:1:00 Snow days are the worst for tired parents.6:00 One of the daughters already has a crush. This is an issue.12:00 The fart the whole church heard17:00 Which shows from your childhood hold up today?22:00 It's surgery time for one of our children.

The holidays are over and now we're trying to figure out what to do with the mountain of toys the kids received.Here's the rundown:1:00 The kids got way too much stuff for Christmas. Time to purge.10:00 Our children are picking up our bad habits, foul mouths included.16:00 Where'd they learn the mine word? You're two. Nothing is yours.20:00 Pets passing away is the worst, especially with children.25:00 Wearing pajamas to the store. Dont judge.

Happy New Year! Were looking back over our favorite food-themed clips from this here fatherhood podcast.Here's the rundown:1:00 Kids throw food, dogs get fat, dad gets mad. 5:00 Eating candy bars in the closet so the kids can't call you out on it10:00 The sympathy weight game, who gained the most?

Merry Christmas! Here's a show packed with our favorite clips of us trying to live through the holiday season with toddlers.1:00 Surviving the holidays with toddlers. Hint: Booze helps.8:00 There's a special place in hell for the people who get pleasure out of giving loud toys to others' children.16:00 Men Christmas shopping versus women and the dad bod battle

Talking painful potty training setbacks and lame-ass bullies in this episode.Here's the rundown:1:00 One of us lost a tooth to a piece of taffy. That was fun.3:00 How do kids produce this much snot? It's a disgusting miracle.8:00 Grade school bullies and the adults they become16:00 Children change the way you view your job22:00 A potty training experience gone painfully wrong

It's the holiday season, and we may not survive the grind. Here's the rundown:1:00 Brad went to Mexico without the kids and lived to tell the story.5:00 How men shop for the holidays versus women8:00 Surviving multiple holiday celebrations on the same day12:00 Working exercise into the routine, or not.20:00 You have one week without kids. What are you doing with it?