Old Me

Emily talks about her childhood pet shop (which wasn't so much a pet shop as much as it was Emily being a very disturbed child), Dave explains what "fuck or fight night" was (and probably still is), and Graham rides by on his motorcycle.  Music by Wizard Oz (wizardoz.bandcamp.com). Logo: Dave Jaffer Produced by COMBATLOSEY. Created by Dave Jaffer and Emily Losey (COMBATLOSEY). Dedicated to J.A. Happ of the Toronto Blue Jays. 

Dave is no longer sick! Emily once had a terrible boss! No one gets laid after a coffee date! All of our friends and dead pets and stuffed animals live in a helicopter which may or may not actually exist!  Music by Wizard Oz (wizardoz.bandcamp.com). Logo: Dave Jaffer Produced by COMBATLOSEY. Created by Dave Jaffer and Emily Losey (COMBATLOSEY). Dedicated to Victoria "Moneybags" Macies. 

Emily was a thirsty five-year-old, Dave discovers Adam Sandler, and stop calling either of us Shirley.  Music by Wizard Oz (wizardoz.bandcamp.com). Logo: Dave Jaffer Produced by COMBATLOSEY. Created by Dave Jaffer and Emily Losey (COMBATLOSEY). Dedicated to Jenny Lewis and Rilo Kiley. 

Emily's teen angst poetry brings all the boys to the yard, Dave says Jose Canseco won AL Rookie of the Year in 1988 instead of 1986 (he's mortified), and our first guest, illustrator Britt Scott, has some interesting requests of the birthday boy.  Music by Wizard Oz (wizardoz.bandcamp.com). Logo: Dave Jaffer Produced by COMBATLOSEY. Created by Dave Jaffer and Emily Losey (COMBATLOSEY). Dedicated to Franz Ferdinand's Alex Kapranos. 

Judy Blume teaches Emily about orgasms, Emily teaches Dave about young adult fiction, no one can teach a Francophone girl how to pronounce certain English names, and everyone gets punked in elementary school. Music by Wizard Oz (wizardoz.bandcamp.com). Logo: Dave Jaffer Produced by COMBATLOSEY. Created by Dave Jaffer and Emily Losey (COMBATLOSEY). Dedicated to Mr. Ken Whittaker.

Pilot Episode. Emily waxes poetic about corn dogs, mom's cooking, and her vegan years while Dave discusses food allergies, the magic of KFC, and one of the longest playoff games in NHL history.  Music: Prox-C, soundcloud.com/prox-c (freemusicarchive.org/music/Prox-C). Logo: Dave Jaffer Produced by COMBATLOSEY. Created by Dave Jaffer and Emily Losey (COMBATLOSEY). Dedicated to the staff at Little Dom's.