Please Don't Hug Me

Daniel prepares himself for the return of an old friend. Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd.

This week, we get an update on Micky’s vegetarian diet. Did he stick to it? How did he find it? Has he aged in a week? Can he possibly age even more? And the boys discuss self-dentistry, decorating, late 80s football magazine, On the Ball with Mick and Dan, and at what age do you start preparing for the end? When do you start shutting email accounts down and shredding private papers? Email the show pdhm@westegg1607.co.uk or tweet us @pleasedonthugme Like the Facebook page And get your #AskBoydie questions in to @boydie71 Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd. They’re growing old and they don’t like it. Listen to the full show on pdhm.wordpress.com

Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd. They’re growing old and they don’t like it. Back 6 months after their aborted shows, 51 and 52, their confidence not what it was, Daniel and Micky try to make sense of forty, Desert Island Discs and more. Listen to the full show on pdhm.wordpress.com

Modern Man Micky Boyd is at the helm once again with a stripped down show in which he lowers the tone and gives the world, wait for it, the 'Wind Zone'. Growing old and they don't like it.

The show with more rhinoplasty than GCSE's celebrates its 50th show with a 100-minute special that features the return of old PDHM favourites. Micky, just turned 40, discovers Daniel's old school reports. Roisin Rae is pro-hugging, whilst Fat Man On A Couch Stuart Armstrong has a fear of flying and Clay Lowe has been waiting for Daniel to call him for the last year. Reunited 9 months on from their epic Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky. Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd. They’re growing old and they don’t like it. Email the show @ pleasedonthugme@gmail.com Follow the show on Twitter @pleasedonthugme Music: Deathwank in Toy Town by Keyboard Choir Stings: Charlie & Lauren, Dustin

With “Ask Boydie” mired in the gutter, Daniel undergoes more podcast counselling as he seeks to address Micky’s fast growing popularity. Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd. They’re growing old and they don’t like it. Email the show @ pleasedonthugme@gmail.com Follow the show on Twitter @pleasedonthugme Music: Deathwank in Toy Town by Keyboard Choir Stings: Charlie & Lauren, Dustin, The Rabbit, Amisha.

Happiness, dwarves and muscle flexing sounds all feature on tonight's show. Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd. They’re growing old and they don’t like it. Email the show @ pleasedonthugme@gmail.com Follow the show on Twitter @pleasedonthugme Music: Deathwank in Toy Town by Keyboard Choir Stings: Charlie & Lauren, Dustin

The guys talk about their fear of being buried alive and Micky reveals the identity of his best ever bedroom partner. Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd. They’re growing old and they don’t like it. Email the show @ pleasedonthugme@gmail.com Follow the show on Twitter @pleasedonthugme Music: Deathwank in Toy Town by Keyboard Choir Stings: Charlie & Lauren, Dustin.

Micky confirms he’s done “the Grand Slam” on Ask Boydie, whilst Daniel calls up Podcast Counselling. Reunited 9 months on from their Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky. Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd. They’re growing old and they don’t like it. Email the show @ pleasedonthugme@gmail.com Follow the show on Twitter @pleasedonthugme Music: Deathwank in Toy Town by Keyboard Choir Stings: Charlie & Lauren, Dustin, Amisha.

Mrs Boydie reveals that the night before her powerfully built husband went down with appendicitis, they made love. All night. Email the show @ pleasedonthugme@gmail.com Follow the show on Twitter @pleasedonthugme Music: Deathwank in Toy Town by Keyboard Choir Stings: Charlie & Lauren, Dustin, The Rabbit.

A 26-year-old woman ages 50 years overnight after allegedly suffering a severe reaction to seafood. Daniel and Micky are both agreed on one thing. They'd both be out the door. Reunited 9 months on from their Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky. Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd. They’re growing old and they don’t like it. Email the show @ pleasedonthugme@gmail.com Follow the show on Twitter @pleasedonthugme Music: Deathwank in Toy Town by Keyboard Choir Stings: Dustin

"Is that a parasitic twin living in your stomach?" Reunited 9 months on from their Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky. Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd. They’re growing old and they don’t like it. Email the show @ pleasedonthugme@gmail.com Follow the show on Twitter @pleasedonthugme Music: Deathwank in Toy Town by Keyboard Choir Stings: The Rabbit & Dustin

Please Don't Hug Me is back Friday 21st October with show 43 heralding the start of 7 shows over 7 nights as we inch closer to our 50th show and Micky's 40th birthday. With Daniel Ruiz Tizon and Micky Boyd. Growing old and we don't like it. Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd. They’re growing old and they don’t like it. Email the show @ pleasedonthugme@gmail.com Follow the show on Twitter @pleasedonthugme Music: Deathwank in Toy Town by Keyboard Choir

Daniel draws parallels between ghost-writing Micky’s London Lad column in the mid-80s for the school football magazine, and the amount of work he has to put in on the podcast. Reunited 9 months on from their Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky. Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd. They’re growing old and they don’t like it. Email the show @ pleasedonthugme@gmail.com Follow the show on Twitter @pleasedonthugme Music: Deathwank in Toy Town by Keyboard Choir

Daniel and Micky discuss how they would cope with each other’s lives. Reunited 9 months on from their Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky. Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd. They’re growing old and they don’t like it. Email the show @ pleasedonthugme@gmail.com Follow the show on Twitter @pleasedonthugme Music: Deathwank in Toy Town by Keyboard Choir

Daniel and Micky look back to their first ever encounter at school, back in '83. Reunited 9 months on from their Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky. Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd. They’re growing old and they don’t like it. Email the show @ pleasedonthugme@gmail.com Follow the show on Twitter @pleasedonthugme Music: Deathwank in Toy Town by Keyboard Choir

Sober or drunk, the man with the 1970s circus strongman physique can dance. Reunited 9 months on from their Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky. Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd. They’re growing old and they don’t like it. Email the show @ pleasedonthugme@gmail.com Follow the show on Twitter @pleasedonthugme Music: Deathwank in Toy Town by Keyboard Choir

Micky wages war against young men in flat caps. Reunited 9 months on from their Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky. Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd. They’re growing old and they don’t like it. Email the show @ pleasedonthugme@gmail.com Follow the show on Twitter @pleasedonthugme Music: Deathwank in Toy Town by Keyboard Choir

A man, 27 years younger than his woman, watches her get kidnapped and taken into the Somali night? What does he do now? Discuss. Reunited 9 months on from their Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky. Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd. They’re growing old and they don’t like it. Email the show @ pleasedonthugme@gmail.com Follow the show on Twitter @pleasedonthugme Music: Deathwank in Toy Town by Keyboard Choir

It's time for the ego-stroking Ask Boydie session, which usually brings the best out of the man with the throwback 1970s prison gym body. Reunited 9 months on from their Christmas show, Daniel restructures the show especially for arch slacker Micky. Please Don’t Hug Me is presented by TV writer & comedian Daniel Ruiz Tizon and former 1980s school sprint champ, Micky Boyd. They’re growing old and they don’t like it. Email the show @ pleasedonthugme@gmail.com Follow the show on Twitter @pleasedonthugme Music: Deathwank in Toy Town by Keyboard Choir