Snitquiz

When was a horse on the cover of Vogue? What is the point of Geology? Should we start doing the quiz backwards? We don't know.

WE KNOW EVERYTHING!

Where did Princess Di kill a stag? Has anyone here done a Gary Owen? How much for a stamp with a chicken swan on it?

How did we coerce these poor people into doing the Quizzo? What to do in the face of Jay's confidence? Who doesn't like Cate Blanchett? We don't know.

How much time does Roy spend watching Foxtel? Who sleeps under a ship? What mistake took place by a lake? We don't know.

Who was Murdoch University named after? Shall we go to the Future Bridge? Who is Brother Jonathan? We don't know.

What's the deal with Arkansas? What Russian newspapers are there? What are architects? We don't know.

Did Jay really get a football question right? Where are the Folk-Land Islands? Was Matt Damon our best guest ever? We don't know.

How useless is Dan? How drunk is Erica? Are Jay and Erica a dampening force on others' quiz abilities? We don't know.

Who finally joined us?! How have we been deceived so thoroughly re: a big old boat? When is Jay going to get her Agatha Christie questions, Roy? We don't know.

What is wrong with Ziggy? Who watches GOLF? Has someone dethroned Gina? We don't know.

Why doesn't Ziggy perform on cue? Is Churchill that great? Does Jay really stalk Ben Pobjie? We don't know.

Who likes the smell of blue cheese? Did Shakespeare really invent the word 'bubble'? Who even is Simon Templar? We don't know.

What is the point of a BLT? Is Nancy a nickname for Francis? Harriet Beecher What? We don't know.

How big was that snake, right?! Could you fax a fish? What do you call a 211cm magpie? We don't know.

Did Jay really try to cheat? Can you climb a butter mountain? Why don't we have the Bolivian national anthem in every episode? We don't know.

What did we do to deserve this? We don't know.

Is Tony Abbott sleeping with a Mr Peter Credlin? Is Roy a seething protestant? What writing implement is the best to vote with? We don't know.

Why are we so jubilant? Why isn't Jay allowed to routinely list the countries in South and Central America? Is Jesse a black hole? We don't know.

What is a quotidien? Who does triangular numbers? Why did they give a horse a golden slipper? We don't know.