Hamish & Andy

Hamish wants his drum kit back from Jack and has found a very roundabout way of requesting its return. Tagline Sleuth returns with two big hitters as we attempt to settle who got in first! Chit Chat Champions is also back, and the boys check in with a naturopath, their friend Belle, to get a professional opinion on just how healthy their bowel movements are. 1. Hamish Wants His Drum Kit Back 2. Tag-Line Sleuth 3. Mitch Calls Back 4. Chit Chat Champions 5. Naturopath Belle 

Andy gets word from Liam Hemsworth’s camp in response to the challenge invite. Plus Jingle Joust returns, you send in some epic Power Moves, Hamish goes way too deep on his bowel movements (again), and Bec’s has an emergency spider call. 1. Jingle Joust 2. Most Expensive Fish 3. Power Moves 4. Poo Clock 5. Case of the Fake Spider 

The boys plan to use the People’s Bitcoin on a Hamish-led impulse shopping spree, then turn it into a game show where you can try to win Hamish’s haul. The Lady of Stain makes her return with some frankly shocking stain removal advice, there’s a husband-and-wife Gusto Check, and Hamish reflects on being a fast-and-loose operator. 1. Bitcoin Blitz 2. Lady of Stain 3. Double Gusto Check - Sam’s Spring Cleaning 4. Andy’s Always In Hame’s Head 

The Hottest Dance Contest results are in! But whose moves reign supreme - Hamish, Andy, or Jack? The women of New York City give the final verdict. Extreme Empath makes its long-awaited return for the year, and Andy walks us through the best (and possibly most questionable) ads he spotted over summer. Plus, the latest on Liam Hemsworth and the skill challenge invite - and, of course, Hamish's bee operation! 1. Who's The Sexiest Dancer? 2. Extreme Empaths 3. Best Ads Of The Summer 4. Hemsworth... The Chosen One? 

Upset Andy makes its return for the year - and you guys deliver! Andy reveals the results of the Wedding Game, along with Bec’s reactions to his questionable pitches during planning. Meanwhile, scientists in the UK have determined the most attractive dance style for men trying to impress women. Naturally, Hamish wants to put it to the test, setting up a dance contest between the boys! 1. Upset Andy 2. Andy’s Wedding Pitches 3. Hame’s Follow Up Wedding Pitch Attempt 4. Dance Contest 

Hamish and Jack set some tricky challenges for Andy to weave into his wedding planning. You try to stump the boys with the first batch of Tell Us Someone entries for the year. With golf an unpopular topic on the podcast and at home, Hamish has come up with an interesting way to conceal it. Plus, the boys catch up on some important loose ends! 1. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought Of In A While 2. Hamish Paints The Mona Lisa 3. The Wedding Challenge Ideas 4. Jack’s H&A Boardgame 

Before making their final decision on what to do with the People’s Bitcoin, Hamish re-pitches his plan to purchase a bee farm. Andy plays a fun guessing game with the boys involving Siri. Hamish and Jack set Andy’s wedding planning challenges. Plus, Andy reveals his lawyer’s response to Hamish’s suggestion of sending out a 5-star health rating for Dimmies & Tinnies. 1. Bitcoin Ideas - The Price Is Correct 2. Andy’s Wedding Challenge 3. Siri Name Game 4. Health Star Penalties 

Andy updates the people on where their Bitcoin is sitting post-Mandated Break, and the boys float a few ideas for how it might eventually be spent (wisely?). A bold skills claim from Liam Hemsworth prompts a call to actor Dave Lawson to verify the story, and there’s a Power Move from a 99-year-old to admire. Web Geezer Jez shares some big news after 18 glorious years with the team. 1. The People’s Bitcoin 2. Hemsworth’s Huge Claim 3. Power Moves 4. Web Geezer Jez 

Hamish, Andy and Jack head to Mildura to test the security of small business accounting firm DHM Partners. With months of planning and full approval from boss Rob, the boys attempt a grand theft auto–style art heist: steal the company Suzuki Swift and nab a stairwell painting without being detected. Expect questionable disguises, bold plans, and the chaos only the trio can deliver. This is BURG BOYS!

Everyone thought this was a peter-out, but no - the Burg Boys are back! The boys release the unredacted details of the heist from deep inside the Burg Bunker. And with this being the second-last episode of the year, a few loose ends are tied up - including one that’s spanned well over a decade. The boys thought this day would NEVER come! 1. Plans from the Burg Bunker 2. Loose ends and Hamish’s Uganda story 3. Dimmies and Tinnies health stars 4. The People’s Bitcoin 

Andy compares the number of contacts he and the boys have in their phones, leading them to dive into their Uber stats. A sneaky loophole in the mandated break is uncovered, prompting the announcement of Hamish & Andy Plus+ and the very festive Quizmas Time, coming this December. Magic Mike absolves himself of a trivia scam before his debut as Trivia Master. Hamish revisits peak free-to-air TV in the ’90s and early 2000s. Plus, the final Gusto Check of the year! 1. Optometrist gusto check  2. Uber stats 3. Quizmas Time with Magic Mike 4. 90’s TV 

Hamish admits to a grave mistake he made during last week’s award ceremony for the “Most Irrelevant Purchase” in his family’s household. The boys belt out some tunes in the final Jingle Joust of the year. Hamish investigates the fine print behind the “unlimited” popcorn offer at the cinemas, and everyone’s favourite cleaning game returns - “The Lady of Stain!”. 1. Irrelevant purchase retraction 2. Jingle joust 3. Unlimited popcorn 4. The Lady of Stain 

After a weekend clean-up, Hamish hosts the awards for “Most Irrelevant Purchases” in the Foster-Blake household. More of you Upset Andy, and Power Moves features one for Facebook Marketplace enthusiasts. Hamish proudly declares himself an “angel,” and the boys take “ball golf” very seriously - including a full-course ring-around. Plus, Andy admits how Bec got one over on him.  1. Irrelevant purchases awards 2. Power moves 3. Hamish the angel 4. Upset Andy 5. Ball golf 6. Bec power moves Andy 

Segment Sleuth puts a French podcast under the microscope after it went viral internationally for outright copying one of our segments! After being blown away by China’s next-level efficiency on his annual golf trip, Andy grills their fast-and-loose mate Horgs about the dumb stuff he got up to on the trip. Hamish needs you to know that he's STILL playing the parking game, and the boys’ favourite human actor Jeremy Irvine leaves the show a shocking voicemail. Meanwhile, Hamish gets us thinking about who we’d consider a truly beloved celebrity. 1. Super Cool Podcast 2. Horgs in China 3. The parking game 4. Beloved celebrities 5. Jeremy Irvine voice memo 

Jack reveals a HUGE development that’s been 10 years in the making! We’ve been sent some killer Power Moves - including one that’s perfect for dog owners. Andy’s discovered what might be the next-level upgrade to the AirPods Pro 3, taking their translating powers even further. Meanwhile, Hamish and Zoë reckon they’ve found a “banana portal” in a small country town - a place that mysteriously caters to the Blake family’s confectionery needs. 1. Jack's bitcoin recovery 2. Power moves 3. AirPods Pro 3 + 4. The banana chocolate portal 

For the first time ever, Segment Sleuth has resulted in an apology! Bec has Andy questioning his level of manners while making a restaurant booking, and, on an unrelated note, she’s also got him wondering how everyone else washes their hands. Hamish confesses the struggles he's having abstaining from his online shopping habit. Plus, we squeeze in a round of Tell Us Someone and bring back an updated version of Friends Galore! 1. Segment Sleuth apology 2. Is Andy rude? 3. Tell us someone we haven’t thought of in a while 4. Friends galore 5. Gripzilla 6. The wash 

The world’s biggest music star (and “friend of the show”) Taylor Swift is under the Song Sleuth microscope this week with FIVE allegations. Andy’s been people-watching and brings some of life’s everyday mysteries to the table in Domestic Qs. Extreme Empaths are back, and Hamish shares his favourite part of the week - “nub hunting” - and why Zoe has temporarily banned both him and Sonny from doing it. Plus, we check in with listener Sam for a Gusto Check - the legend who first dropped the iconic phrase, “Gusto to you.” 1. Song Sleuth - Taylor Swift 2. Domestic Qs 3. Extreme Empaths 4. Nub hunting 5. Gusto check - The original ‘gusto to you’ 

Andy suspects someone out there has been a little too inspired by the show, so the boys launch an investigation in Segment Sleuth. Jack tries to upset Andy with his odd laundry routine, and the boys imagine what mandates they’d roll out if they ever ran for local office. Plus, Hamish unveils a fresh batch of GISS Tapes - exclusively for those who’ve hit Platinum Pooping status!  1. Segment Sleuth - crumpets 2. Upset Andy 3. If Andy were in politics 4. GISS presentation 

Hamish & Andy continue to be at your service! This week, they hatch a sneaky plan to help a new dad who’s too scared to ask his partner for a cheeky golf break. Darcy faces the fallout from a dog poo disaster involving a household appliance. Meanwhile, Hamish’s no-impulse-buy streak ends thanks to Instagram temptation. Plus, Andy shares shocking Richter Scale news, and a special Chit Chat Champion - Gen Alpha edition. Slay!  1. H&A at your service - Sam's golf day 2. The Richter scale 3. Chit Chat Champion - Gen Alpha edition 4. Darcy under the microscope 5. World’s most powerful torch 

We can't believe it's happened again… Groundhog Day - or should we say Weasel Day?! Jack’s somehow wriggled his way into yet another shot at winning a prize from the listeners. This time, listener Leigh holds all the power and decides what kind of chance Jack will get to win the piano. Hamish and Jack break into song to celebrate Andy’s new naughty catchphrase. Plus, another round of Extreme Empaths, and Andy’s got a game involving his mother-in-law’s plates!  1. Jack vs. Leigh vs. The Listeners 2. “I say what I want” 3. Extreme Empaths 4. The plate game