Hamish & Andy

Jack has been caught out in another scandal - this time involving the piano he gave away. Did it really reach the rightful winner?! The boys execute the final piece of the puzzle to get Andy’s dad, Mick, to upgrade from his 20-inch telly to a 55-inch. Hamish reflects on how he is slowly morphing into his father, and ahead of next week’s Tallest Hat World Record attempt, the boys go through their final risk assessments in preparation for the big day! 1. Jack’s piano saga 2. The final raffle attempt 3. Tallest hat - last minute business 4. Is Hame becoming his dad? 

Hamish blows a few things wide open - including Andy’s beloved Dimmies & Tinnies! Andy recounts an awkward run-in with airport security and shares some secret audio on the ongoing TV raffle stitch-up involving his dad Mick, who has some very passionate thoughts about the size of the impending telly. Plus, it’s back - by very popular demand - another round of Jingle Joust!  1. Hamish blows a few things wide open 2. Andy has a shocker with airport security 3. Jingle joust 4. Raffle update - secret dinner conversations 

We’ve finally locked in the date for our attempt at the World’s Tallest Hat record! We also hear from some very trustworthy candidates to officiate the big day. A few wild power moves have come our way - including one that honestly needs a warning label. Plus, Hamish takes us on an emotional journey as he buys a new baking pan. Meanwhile, despite Andy’s best efforts, Mick (Andy’s dad) is still refusing to ditch his ancient 20-inch TV... so the boys cook up a sneaky plan to trick him into an upgrade.  1. Tallest hat - trustworthy listeners 2. Power moves 3. Operation Win Mick a TV 4. Hamish’s new baking pan 5. The Lee Family Gazette 

Andy drops a life-changing pact - and Jack’s way too quick to accept. Hamish admits he’s now reliant on ChatGPT (RIP Google), and worries what the robot thinks of him. The boys run a Gusto Check on a family business, pitting two brothers against each other in a tight battle, and Hamish kicks off this week’s Upset Andy with a personal account… involving the fruit bowl.  1. Andy’s $50k pact 2. Gusto check - brother vs brother 3. What does Chat GPT know about you? 4. Upset Andy 

Hamish presents a new game to Andy which is sure to ruffle some feathers! There’s a very rare Chit Chat Champion result, and the Tallest Hat chat has triggered a childhood memory for Hame. Andy is testing the ‘honesty system’ for the work office kiosk, and Hamish thinks he’s finally found a skill to impress his wife…spoiler: keep trying Hame!  1. Who is Andy Lee cooler than? 2. Chat chat champion - golf chat 3. Tall hat update - Hamish has done this before 4. Ice skating 5. Stealing from the office kiosk 

Andy has run into a legal issue with the Worlds Tallest Hat, there’s been an influx of Extreme Empaths, and the boys put their social skills to the test with a new game. Hamish gets into trouble at NZ airport, and Andy reveals an insane fact about his dad that shocks Hame & Jack!  1. Tall hat liability 2. Extreme empaths 3. Social skills name game 4. Hamish’s run in with NZ customs 5. Andy’s Dad has never bought a TV 

Plans (and CAD’s) are well and truly underway for the Tallest Hat record attempt, but a concerning health risk has been flagged…Andy issues an apology song to Jack for reading out his humiliating golf scores, but how sorry is he really? More solid power moves have been sent in, and Hamish is humbled by a member of his ‘family’! 1. Tallest hat - a small health risk 2. Andy’s apology song to Jack 3. Power moves 4. In the Hertz family 

Promises were made by Hamish to secure a special guest for episode 300. Now that the milestone episode is here, we finally find out who the “chosen” guest is! Hamish has discovered that his wife, Zoe, enjoys policing the police. Andy shares an alarming message from the Tallest Hat WhatsApp chat. Plus, a Song Sleuth involving an Aussie classic, and we settle the debate no one asked for - who is the best team player in the vegetable world?  1. Episode 300 special guest! 2. Zoe policing the police 3. Tallest hat - how high!? 4. Song Sleuth - Waltzing Matilda 5. Vegetable team players 

Jack and his golf cart have been spotted in the wild! Hamish confesses his guilty sneezing habit, and the boys take on the dying art of company jingles in a “Jingle Joust!”. We go deep inside the Tallest Hat Dream Team WhatsApp for a very important brim-related discussion, and love is making Andy do strange things! 1. Jack In The Wild 2. Letting a sneeze off the chain 3. Jingle Joust 4. A tall swagman’s hat? 5. Partner requests 

The crumpets are warm and buttered as Hamish attempts to blow the crumpet industry wide open! Andy seeks help to get out of a sticky situation with Bec, so Hamish offers up his “Excuse Pro Member Services” to do the job. We check in with our resident Appleist, Brian, about the ‘Louis Vuitton’ of apples coming out of Australia, plus, inspired by the treasures of AM radio, Andy introduces a fun new game: “What Are They Trying to Clean?” 1. Crumpets Test 2. Bec Birthday Prank 3. Brian the Appelist 4. AM Radio Cleaning Game 

Hamish questions what actually constitutes “a monkey on your back,” and how many monkeys the average person might be carrying. Naturally, he turns it into a case study - guessing how many monkeys they are each carrying around right now! There’s a toothpaste ad that has Andy completely baffled, and after much anticipation (so much so that we almost forgot), Hamish finally reveals the next industry that he’s about to blow wide open! Andy also takes us inside the WhatsApp chat of our Tall Hat Dream Team to deliver a very important update! 1. Monkeys on our backs 2. Colgate ad stitch up 3. Inside the tallest hat WhatsApp chat 4. Crumpets investigation 

With barely any info to go on, Hamish dives headfirst into a “Wriggle Out” request from one of our listeners who’s desperate to dodge helping a mate move house. Andy spills the beans on something nerve-wracking he did in the car — and no, it definitely wasn’t a car poo! It also seems like it’s getting harder for you to stump us with a “Tell Us Someone” we haven’t thought of in ages, and there’s a “Song Sleuth” showdown featuring Katy Perry and another mega artist. Oh, and of course, the Weasel’s back at it — with another jumper taken hostage!  1. Wiggle out request 2. Tooting the police 3. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought Of In A While 4. Jack ‘borrows’ another jumper 5. Song sleuth - Katy Perry vs. Drake 

After deciding we won’t be investing in any of the million-dollar business ideas you sent in (sorry, Shark Tank this is not), we’ve called in our favourite inventor and potential investor — our mate Horgs — to give some honest feedback on your pitches. Our World’s Tallest Hat quest rolls on, and we’re now on the lookout for a trustworthy panel who can officially verify our record-breaking attempt! We also compare Andy’s whirlwind trip to Old Mate’s pub in New York with Hamish’s… let’s say “unique” weekend. Plus, the fast and loose return to do what they do best — Upset Andy!  1. More million dollar ideas - with Horgs 2. Are you a trustworthy world record judge? 3. Upset Andy 4. Hamish at a cat show 

Hamish gives Andy and Jack some homework; an at-home test designed to act as a barometer for how healthy their relationships are! Power Moves are back in full force, and on a long road trip Andy discovered a funny fact about Hanson’s song “MMMBop”. Hamish reveals his bold attempt to dodge a red light fine, and puts a burning salsa theory to the test – is there really a difference between Doritos Hot and Medium?  1. The bird test 2. Sneezing through a red light camera 3. Power moves 4. MMMBop 5. Hot takes on hot salsa 

We meet the genius minds helping us bring the World’s Tallest Hat to life! We have a fresh batch of Extreme Empaths, and some shocking news — new $1 coins are being made, but somehow still none for us?! It’s officially been a year since we kicked off our campaign to get a dollar coin for the show, so it's time for a much-needed update. Also, Hamish has some strong (but fair) words for a few ice creams that need to lift their game. 1. Tallest hat dream team 2. Extreme Empaths 3. H&A coin confusion 4. Chocolate Magnums 

It struck a nerve (an erogenous one, no less) when we showed a lack of gusto in breaking the World’s Tallest Hat record — but your influx of great ideas has kept the dream alive. The wash-up from the Special Skills Conclave saw a groundswell of support for the “North Man” as the true Chosen One, and Hamish may have found a piece of evidence supporting this prophecy. Meanwhile, a long-forgotten promise from Hamish has somehow resurfaced on Andy’s weekend AM radio show, “The Mid Morning Cuppa”. Plus, it’s Andy’s Birthday Week — so Hamish has decided to “Pleasure Andy” with your calls!  1. Tallest hat suggestions 2. Hamish’s ancient discovery 3. Pleasure Andy 4. Mid Morning Cuppa 

Special Skills Judgment Day has finally arrived! Will the Special Skills prophecy be fulfilled? We discover the fate of the segment – and whether listener Lari really is the true Chosen One – as we put his skill of running on his knees to the ultimate test. Meanwhile, Hamish realised he bit off more than he could chew when taking on a cockroach infestation. And after hearing listener Christian’s million-dollar business idea, we have been absolutely flooded with “even better” pitches! 1. The Chosen One sprints to save special skills 2. Special Skills Royal Commission 3. Hamish's roach raid 4. More million-dollar ideas 

The sacred halls of the Special Skills Conclave open for the very first time to welcome Cardinal Jack and the Chosen Few. Each presents their case in a desperate bid to be named the Chosen One – the bearer of the skill destined to save Special Skills from extinction. Tensions rise, but one skill stands above the rest (according to Jack), and at last, the Chosen One is revealed. Hamish also reflects on the second most important selection of the week: the Federal Election. 1. Special Skills conclave 2. We meet the chosen one 3. Election graffiti 

With a “detective” on standby, Hamish reveals the lab results of the white powder Andy found in the walls of the 1876 house he’s renovating. Andy’s also been accused of wearing the same clothes way too often, which sparks a discussion on how long you can wear certain items of clothing. Hamish shares the tale of the mystery undies, plus we’ve got an update on our upcoming Special Skills Conclave! 1. White powder lab results2. How often should you wash your clothes?3. Chit Chat Champions 4. Mystery undies5. Pre conclave excitement & logistics

1. World’s tallest hat 2. Extreme empaths 3. Andy’s dig discovery 4. Burg Boys pick their mission5. Back to the Future In very rare scenes, Hamish has done some thorough research on the “World’s Tallest Hat” and has some ideas. The Extreme Empaths keep coming in, and Andy reveals a VERY suspicious item they found while renovating their 1876 house. Hamish has a gripe with AppleTV, and the Burg Boys have officially picked their target, it’s on!