Heat-seeking Panther

"Exploring the flesh is taking all the pleasures from the flesh and absorbing it in my own. A lust for knowledge and power."- Asmodeus (formerly known as Asmobias, Asmodel, and A'Eshma-Deva), a king of demons and earthly spirits mostly known from the deuterocanonical Book of Tobit.

Your co-hosts take a detour to explore the dark side of Francis Ford Coppola's self-funded dream project that was nearly 50 years in the making. Sex, drugs and Megalon!

In which our hero finally sinks his teeth into the role of a lifetime.

In which our hero gets him a wife to cure his autism

In which our hero single-handedly exterminates the great American buff

Our 100th episode! This movie was literally made with us in mind! It feels like they reached into our brains and made this movie specifically for the two of us!

Returning guest Ross McKinney joins from Portland to remind us that we don't get alot of things to really care about.

Your hosts return from the ghostland only to seriously consider going back in after watching this movie. Thanks to special guest Andy Sell for coming back to do this one with us.

Special guest Amanda Hedstrom joins us to talk pinball dance moves and racist animatronics

With any luck maybe the next global pandemic will deliver us Croods 3

We speak with co-producer Euthymios Logothetis on bringing a martial arts sci-fi film to life and the secret extraterrestrial origins of jiu jitsu

A special bonus episode where your co-hosts run down the good, the bad, the least worst, the actual worst and the totally f*cked in this re-cap of Cage's last decade.

It ain't real life, it's jazz.

Ashley Nagel returns to the panther den for an improper Southern gothic romance couched between two(!) monologues on the evils of the military industrial complex

Special guest Marina Aguerre joins us for a movie that prominently features both a panther and a cage

In which our hero is named John for the seventh time - featuring special guest Sick Fisher

What makes a drug movie? What makes an anti-drug movie? Is this an anti-anti-drug movie or just an anti-War On Drugs movie? Are drugs cool or bad? Is this even a movie?

Returning guest Jake Robinson joins us to describe the indescribable; then we read excerpts from Cage's account of his search for the Holy Grail.

Special guest Tuyet Nguyen joins us to remind you that if you don't sleep, you die.

We welcome Theo Cohn back to the panther den to read from Memories by Nicolas Cage #ReleaseTheCatCut