Hump Day Happy Hour

In this episode we bare all-- about going to a strip club together. We discuss etiquette when receiving a lap dance, spinning stripper poles, and how the whole experience was almost like participating in a less-weird, more expensive threesome. Also, we get into our love for champagne as the festive, pre-game bevy.

In this episode we examine whether wearing socks during sex can help in achieving an orgasm. This is SCIENCE we’re talking about here, folks. Also, why a sock fetish is probably the most convenient fetish ever. In the kitchen, we try lovin’ some liver (chicken and beef), but our hearts and our stomachs are not really in it.

In this episode, things get hairy. We're talking armpits: shaving, not shaving, and the erotic act of bagpiping (no, it's not something you do in band practice, necessarily). Our kitchen's going vegan tonight, and we discuss whether vegans smell and/or hump better.

In this episode we discuss whether it’s weird or erotic to make eye contact during sex, men who can’t orgasm, and other life mysteries. In the kitchen you can find us drooling over coconut lamb curry (among other things).

Happy 1-year, Hump Day Happy Hour! In this episode we celebrate the podcast’s anniversary by welcoming Mel Newman, our first ever guest on the show, to talk about threesomes, fantasies, and fetishes. And tonight in the kitchen, it’s a gas! We’re carbonating our own water as an exercise in soda/relationship building. Thanks for listening, guys. We love you.

We're taking questions from our lovely listeners again this episode because, well, we just adore you! One listener wants guidance about whether it's okay to get it on while dogs or sleeping children are in the room; another listener wonders how to have sex in public without getting arrested. In the kitchen, we prepare a meal that you can take out for a mid-day picnic and hump session.

Big news: we love you all so much that we’ve decided to open up our monogamous podcast relationship to our listeners. In this episode, we field a question from a woman who wants to incorporate dirty talk in the bedroom, but can’t seem to do it without giggling. Another listener wonders which foods can be used to treat UTIs. And tonight in the kitchen, nothing's burning; our meal is full of ingredients to keep your urinary tract healthy.

Yoga pants: some people love ‘em, and some people want to make them illegal. In this episode, we discuss this controversial clothing item’s origin, why they’re so damn fine (and comfortable), and the future of the “athleisure” movement. In the kitchen, we put on our yoga pants and chef hats to whip up some very camel toe-esque cream cheese wontons. Namaste, hotties!

Pubes or no pubes (or a few pubes!), that is the question. In this episode we discuss grooming trends, the male brazilian wax, and positive genital self-image. Learn about some bizarre hair removal techniques and, on the other end of the spectrum, pubic hair transplants. And in the kitchen we’re cooking sesame salmon topped with alfalfa sprouts. (Yeahhhhhh, the sprouts are pubey-looking and we know it).

Baby, it’s cold outside, but that doesn’t mean things can’t still get hot in the bedroom. In this episode we talk about keeping it sexy during flu season. Learn whether or not your dick can catch a cold from oral sex (it can’t), how wearing a surgical mask in bed can be hot, and why humping regularly can keep you from feeling sick. Then, we serve up some garlic chicken, ginger, pineapple stir-fry to really fire up your immune system...and your loins.

It's the most wonderful time of year! Here's a quick and dirty guide to making the most of it: from gifts, to New Year's resolutions, to surreptitious sex at your parents' house. Happy, hump-filled holidays!

How often "should" you be having sex when you're in a relationship? In this episode, we compare humping frequency stats across different age groups, countries, religions, and lifestyles in an attempt to determine that magic number. For dinner, we indulge in the Spread 'Em Stuffed Peppers.

We review some of the more common sexual fetishes (several related to feet, for all those kinky podiatrists out there), and attempt to make sense of and pronounce the less common ones (say 'symphorophilia' ten times fast). Tonight in the kitchen we experiment with food fetishism.

Stock up on your batteries, folks, because the 15 billion dollar sex toy industry is booming! In this episode we talk about the spectrum of cock rings, our mixed emotions about butt plugs, and the history of the vibrator. Top it all off with a sensual seafood bake, and that's a night!