Screen Burps

In honor of the VOD release of the Steven Spielberg blockbuster adaptation of "Ready Player One," we decided to dop into the archives of unreleased Burps and bring you what you've all been waiting for. Our dear friend Clayton joins us as our resident "Gunter" to discuss the film and whether or not it lived up to the book. Just put your headphones in already...

Screen Burps returns! New Year, new voices, and the same mediocre movie/TV reviews with occasional tangents about lesbian sex that you know and love! In this episode, the crew discusses "Electric Dreams", "Runaways", and the classic dystopian high school romp "Battle Royale." They also complain about Harry Potter, come up with new ways to say "Phillip K. Dick," and yell out a lot of Japanese names. Grab your coolest crush and enjoy the show! 

The Screen Burps crew returns for season 2, kicking things off with an extra large episode featuring special guest Jesse and a slew of reviews including "Thor : Ragnarok", "Almost Adults", and "Spotlight". They also discuss "Stranger Things", "Mindhunter", and what real lesbian porn is. Grab your Diet Pepsi out of the fridge and enjoy this episode of Screen Burps!

In the season one finale of Screen Burps the crew dives into such topics as drugs, scary trailers, and Sexy Mcree. We talk about "Full Metal Jacket", "War for the Planet of the Apes" , and a lot of things involving Stephen King and Ben's Mom. What did Steph think about "The Dark Tower"? What big reveal does Joe have at the end? Is Nathan's McConaughey impression not the worst you've heard? You'll just have to listen...

The crew strapped on their life vests and switched to the reserve tank to watch the newest cinematic experience from Christopher Nolan, and boy do we have stuff to say about it (but really, we do). Was it  better than Interstellar? Was the guy from One Direction so gorgeous it distracted us from the dramatic tension? What has Ben been watching on YouTube? Find out in this episode of Screen Burps!

This week the crew strapped in for the new action-musical-heist film from Edgar Wright. Is it better than "Scott Pilgrim"? Is it some strange mixture of "Drive" and "La La Land"? Was Nathan driven crazy by hearing the word "baby" repeatedly? Fire up your bedazzled iPods and find out in this episode of Screen Burps!

This week the crew kicks off their "Fine Burps" series (where they watch a classic film for the first time  and probably compare it to food in some way) with "Patton", the epic WW2 romp. But they also spend some time slappin' away at such topics as "Wynonna Earp", David Lynch, and f**king off a building. Grab some Risky Biscuits and bust all over this episode of Screen Burps!

In this Big-Burp-sized episode the crew takes on yet another DC film in hopes that it will be better than Suicide Squad. The Features include: -Ben's Gal Gadot impression -Nathan's Gal Gadot impression -An a capella version of the Wonder Woman theme -A thoughtful comparison to "the Fifth Element" -A fight between Ben and Steph -Fidget Spinners Feel compelled to hear the truth about what we thought of Wonder Woman in this episode of Screen Burps!

Cheap beer from an unknown location was flowing through our veins as we got together this week to touch on topics like "Fargo", mid-season renewals, and forbidden gay love. We also talk about " Alien: Covenant", "King Arthur: Legend of the Sword",  and why Ben is so mad at "Space Jam". Who is Todd Michaelson, you ask? Find out in this episode of Screen Burps!

Grab some Dairy Queen and polish your iron d**ks because the crew just watched the newest installment in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and want to tell you all about it! Did the trailers reveal too much? Was Steph able to use the comics as a defense for the film? Did Ben use a food analogy again? You'll find those answers and so much more in this episode of Screen Burps!

The crew took a break these last two weeks as Joe ogled Hayden Christensen at the Star Wars Celebration, but we dug up a previous discussion about franchises to share with you as we enter the summer movie season. We take a look at some of our favorite fictional universes across film and TV and try to figure out what makes them great, and we even tossed in some food analogies for old time's sake. Enjoy!

There's ghosts in them there shells, and the crew was there to bear witness to all the subs, dubs, and cigarette smokin' robots that the newest Scarlett Johansson flick had to offer. Was it 17 years too late? Was it as good as GITS '95? Is Joe going to Star Wars Celebration? Find out in this episode of Screen Burps!

After coming to terms with what vore actually is the crew chats about what they've been into since seeing Logan, which includes: Daddies and Papis, queerbaiting, and that sexy new show based on Archie comics. Joe finally sees a movie he liked, Ben and Steph geek out about "Ghost In The Shell", and Nathan gives his score for "Get Out". Grab some headphones and make us your newest 'dom in this episode of Screen Burps!

The crew returns to the cinema to take another ride with Wolverine and the gang, this time with all the Patrick Stewart f-bombs you can handle. Does the film live up to the hype? Did Joe enjoy it? How does "edging" apply to a superhero movie? Polish your adamantium and find out in this episode of Screen Burps!

The Cinnabon of action movies returns with more blood, more mayhem, and less Keanu lines in the sequel that someone must have asked for. The crew was willing to take the marker and find out if the film could jujutsu its way past recent action films, or be as puzzling as The Accountant. Grab some McDonalds and find the answer in this episode of Screen Burps!

Bat-suits with nipples. Intrigued? Then you'll want to tune in to this episode where the crew talks about that and so much more, including: the effects of over-marketing, posthumous film roles, and what Optimus prime would be like in a Tarantino movie. We also talk about our second thoughts on "Rogue One", our top movies of 2016, and do our best reenactment of the "Inception" trailer. Enjoy!

The crew kicks off 2017 with the new musical love story starring Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling, where we try our best to break down the film and find out if it was worth the hype. Is it f***ing brilliant? Is it time to make Gosling great again? Find out in this episode of Screen Burps!

In our final episode of 2016 we drunkenly discuss our favorite Christmas movies, tween terminology, and the career of Johnny Depp. Listen along as we drum up some holiday cheer, decide if the Rudolph movie was ahead of its time, and do Schwarzenegger impressions. If you find yourself osc-ing : What if they made an anti-abortion version of "It's a Wonderful Life"? Then this is the podcast for you!

Our squadron gets their Star-Wars-pickle tickled with the latest offering from our favorite franchise. Will this journey into a galaxy far away be better than the other prequels, or is it a trap? Find out in this episode of Screen Burps!

You'll find the answer and so much more in this episode of Screen Burps where we stay home and discuss such topics as Sex in cinema, boring action scenes, and AT-ATs [ ey-tee-ey-tee]. We also revisit some films from past episodes, admit that "Batman v Superman" isn't that bad, and prepare ourselves for the upcoming " Rogue One". Enjoy!