Inaudible

Streamed live at https://www.twitch.tv/invisibletower   00:00 Intro & Kidnappings 03:51 Digimon puppets 05:42 Croctunes 07:20 Ahmed Best, part 1 08:29 Tea interlude 10:12 Ahmed Best, part 2 13:20 Boss Nass the Bond villain & Brian Blessed 14:02 Murray Gold returns to Doctor Who 18:43 David Tennant, again and again and again 20:44 The Wheel of Time stops turning, part 1 23:08 Lost Doctor Who episodes & Bootstrap paradox 26:41 The Wheel of Time stops turning, part 2 28:34 Why DC is lame 30:36 Where did all the cavemen go? 32:18 Fast, Furious, and good bad films 35:38 Shot in the face 36:48 Paul O'Grady 38:21 Lighter News 39:32 Harry Potter HBO series 47:05 New "schedule" and mental health 49:00 The Illuminati 52:24 Goats' cheese 53:14 Out-tro   Kristian's Tips: https://ko-fi.com/invisibletower YouTube: https://youtube.com/invisibletower Twitter: https://twitter.com/InvisibleTower Email: contact@invisibletower.net   Music: "Anachronist" and/or "The Cannery" by Kevin Ma

Streamed live at https://www.twitch.tv/invisibletower   00:00 Intro 03:33 Vital Bracelets 06:42 Digimon olds 08:52 TMNT 09:58 Arcane 12:51 Andor & The Mandalorian (The Andorlorian) 16:13 An Unfortunate Series 18:11 The Korean Hour - Kingdom, Squid Game, All of Us Are Dead 23:34 10,000 steps 25:24 Skates and Snows board 31:20 New phone, who dis? 32:31 Out-tro   Kristian's Tips: https://ko-fi.com/invisibletower YouTube: https://youtube.com/invisibletower Twitter: https://twitter.com/InvisibleTower Email: contact@invisibletower.net   Music: "Anachronist" and "The Cannery" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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It's the moaning hour, and not in a good way - join Ozzy and Kristian as they excoriate emphatically on extensive esoterica.   Streamed live at https://www.twitch.tv/invisibletower   00:00 Intro & Maths 03:11 Nintendo Switch Online & GameBoy Emulators 08:30 Licit & Wordlove 09:51 Comedy Awards 10:40 Ghosts & terrible modern music 13:50 The Legend of the Zelda: The Breath of the Wild the 2 18:26 The inexorable march of time 28:12 Fast Forward, Rewind, and the rest 33:52 Ownership as a service 36:32 How big companies ruin everything with exclusivity 40:34 Spirit of the Table 41:55 English as a Foreign Language 47:26 Ozzy's new name 48:52 Rocky (RIP) 50:22 Wolfey Glick & VGC 51:45 Organised religion 53:29 Jasper Fforde 55:31 The charlieissocoollike of Rumble 57:55 Out-tro   Kristian's Tips: https://ko-fi.com/invisibletower YouTube: https://youtube.com/invisibletower Twitter: https://twitter.com/InvisibleTower Email: contact@invisibletower.net   Music: "Anachronis

Join us for this special powers of two special, where we discuss the following eight (rounded up) things:   00:00 Showers 02:04 Friday and the Universal Balance 07:07 Your mum 09:57 Hot bread & Batter bowl 19:06 The American Side 21:25 BBC Three & Four 26:22 Channel roundup   Streamed live at https://www.twitch.tv/invisibletower   Kristian's Tips: https://ko-fi.com/invisibletower YouTube: https://youtube.com/invisibletower Twitter: https://twitter.com/InvisibleTower Email: contact@invisibletower.net   Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3363-anachronist License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Welcome back to Inaudible, where we solve all the world's problems. Israel/Palestine? Fixed. How to cook an egg? Fixed. Final of the 2022 German Masters? Fixed. One for the snooker fans, there.   Streamed live at https://www.twitch.tv/invisibletower   Kristian's Tips: https://ko-fi.com/invisibletower YouTube: https://youtube.com/invisibletower Twitter: https://twitter.com/InvisibleTower Email: contact@invisibletower.net   Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3363-anachronist License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Join us this week as we cover various topics, including but not limited to:   00:00:00 Cup clanking 00:05:38 Velcro and vouchers 00:14:03 Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 00:19:04 Driver run over three times by own car 00:40:40 Greedo 00:46:56 TV of the Year 2017 01:10:05 One fat, one thin 01:22:15 Not not Bristolian   Streamed live at https://www.twitch.tv/invisibletower   Kristian's Tips: https://ko-fi.com/invisibletower YouTube: https://youtube.com/invisibletower Twitter: https://twitter.com/InvisibleTower Email: contact@invisibletower.net   Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3363-anachronist License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Yes, it's Justice! Featuring:   00:00:00 Robot woes 00:06:09 The Big Wind 00:11:19 Collectibles 00:18:55 Trees company 00:20:25 Federation Extreme ft. Miss Poke 00:28:33 Your name, and how it was stolen 00:38:58 Japanese singer Gwen Stefani 00:43:05 In other news 00:53:31 Something saccharine 01:04:29 Book Hour 01:07:35 The customary long outro   Streamed live at https://www.twitch.tv/invisibletower   Kristian's Tips: https://ko-fi.com/invisibletower YouTube: https://youtube.com/invisibletower Twitter: https://twitter.com/InvisibleTower Email: contact@invisibletower.net   Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3363-anachronist License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Coming to you live from Twitch, we have TV of the Year 2016 and some important messages about crows.   Streamed live at https://www.twitch.tv/invisibletower   Kristian's Tips: https://ko-fi.com/invisibletower YouTube: https://youtube.com/invisibletower Twitter: https://twitter.com/InvisibleTower Email: contact@invisibletower.net   Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3363-anachronist License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

00:00 Personality Test (episode 28) 10:18 Personality Test 2 (episode 96) 20:03 The Forbidden Vitamins (episode 201) 28:50 Rivers of Britain (episode 204)   Kristian's Tips: https://ko-fi.com/invisibletower YouTube: https://youtube.com/invisibletower Twitter: https://twitter.com/InvisibleTower Email: contact@invisibletower.net

Today's episode features a surprise appearance by Alex, which means it's time for TV of the Year 2015. We also learn about our missing friend Jefe, and what terrible fate befell him. Also featuring Art Pun Showdown, 2022.   Kristian's Tips: https://ko-fi.com/invisibletower YouTube: https://youtube.com/invisibletower Twitter: https://twitter.com/InvisibleTower Email: contact@invisibletower.net   Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3363-anachronist License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Join us as we walk mournfully into the sea of Pokémon Scarlet and Violet. Topics include school-based anxiety dreams, a nice cuppa tea, and the issue of sovereignty over Gibraltar. Oh, and our first impressions of the games.   Kristian's Tips: https://ko-fi.com/invisibletower YouTube: https://youtube.com/invisibletower Twitter: https://twitter.com/InvisibleTower Email: contact@invisibletower.net   Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3363-anachronist License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Doctor Who was back on our screens, and by Jove we're gonna talk about it. The verdict? It got better!   Kristian's Tips: https://ko-fi.com/invisibletower YouTube: https://youtube.com/invisibletower Twitter: https://twitter.com/InvisibleTower Email: contact@invisibletower.net   Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3363-anachronist License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

No regular episode this week, so here's an advert compilation. Featuring a remastered Walton's Windows and another brand new, based on that annoying one where a lady on a hoverboard builds a website.   Kristian's Tips: https://ko-fi.com/invisibletower YouTube: https://youtube.com/invisibletower Twitter: https://twitter.com/InvisibleTower Email: contact@invisibletower.net

Take that, science!   00:00:00 Alex's art lesson 00:03:13 General TV chat 00:06:25 Deaths roundup 00:09:34 TV of the Year 2014 pt I 00:11:00 Kristian's real friends 00:13:11 Honourables and 2D women 00:15:22 TV of the Year 2014 pt II 00:34:35 Detour 00:37:56 TV of the Year 2014 pt III 00:57:06 Channels Roundsups 00:59:14 Cyborg cockroaches (https://arstechnica.com/science/2022/10/researchers-make-cyborg-cockroaches-that-carry-their-own-power-packs/) 01:06:48 Power of the Doctor 01:11:04 Fake outro, Schedule, and Novel Tea 01:14:43 Doctor Who addenda   Kristian's Tips: https://ko-fi.com/invisibletower YouTube: https://youtube.com/invisibletower Twitter: https://twitter.com/InvisibleTower Email: contact@invisibletower.net   Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3363-anachronist License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

hld on 2 yr antediluvian fones, 2day were goin full txtspk 4 da JUSTICE SORRY HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS XX   00:00 Ear farts 01:44 Well 04:37 Gboard Bar version - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G3DWHf1xX0 06:25 YouTube 'Handles' 13:44 Brain cells play pong - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-63195653 18:25 Death news 20:18 The Lord of the Rings of the Rings of the Power 21:50 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner 24:22 Text speak 31:42 Cut content ft. Alex 37:59 Editing update and misc. 39:09 Plant of the Year 2022 42:26 It's the future   Kristian's Tips: https://ko-fi.com/invisibletower YouTube: https://youtube.com/invisibletower Twitter: https://twitter.com/InvisibleTower Email: contact@invisibletower.net   Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3363-anachronist License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Justice will be done, as Ozzy and Kristian discuss, amongst themselves but not others:   00:00 Justice 02:37 Weeb fight 04:43 The Winter King 05:42 The cycle of rumour 07:02 Andor 07:48 Starsky & Worf 09:29 Spice knots & Dune/July 10:45 The Language Zone (gender, alphabet, pronunciation) 23:37 Editing update 26:00 The Evil Dead 28:52 Outro   Kristian's Tips: https://ko-fi.com/invisibletower YouTube: https://youtube.com/invisibletower Twitter: https://twitter.com/InvisibleTower Email: contact@invisibletower.net   Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3363-anachronist License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Controversial comedians Ozzy and Kristian are joined by special guest Alex, and together they restore the universal balance vis a vis the late HM Queen Elizabeth II. Followed by TV of the Year 2013. It's what she would have wanted!   Don't put the gas away yet...   Balance - https://twitter.com/planetjedward - https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/sep/14/the-sovereigns-wealth-uk-royal-familys-finances-explained - https://twitter.com/seiriol/status/1569718062588248067 - https://twitter.com/MascotSilence - https://twitter.com/motleycruedetat/status/1569510613432279040 - https://twitter.com/aarjanistan/status/1569746611340967936 - https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/sep/15/out-of-respect-the-worst-examples-of-public-mourning-for-the-queen - https://twitter.com/UkuleleKev/status/1568870755198287873 - https://www.theonion.com/note-do-not-run-until-fucking-queen-is-dead-or-people-1849511595   Kristian's Tips: https://ko-fi.com/invisibletower YouTube: https://youtube.com/invisibletower Twitter: h

In which we handle ourselves with all the style and grace you'd expect, i.e. none. See below for chapters.   Kristian's Tips: https://ko-fi.com/invisibletower YouTube: https://youtube.com/invisibletower Twitter: https://twitter.com/InvisibleTower Email: contact@invisibletower.net   Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3363-anachronist License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license   00:00 Intro & Queen news 02:13 The Riddle of Roger Taylor 04:43 Commemorating a great person 08:01 Royal chat 18:36 The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: The Series: The Review 21:59 House of the Dragon (Hot D) 24:02 Rick and Morty 24:31 Star Trek Online, Wesley Crusher 26:55 Channel(s) update(s) 27:40 YouTube algorithm change question mark 32:17 Ozzy's Gamechat 40:04 Kristian's Pokéchat 44:59 Millennials 47:28 Out-tro & Squiggle Review

[#243] Look, I can't sugar coat this one. Just open the Wikipedia pages for 'Satire', 'Irony' and 'Sarcasm' in the background and strap yourselves in.   Kristian's Tips: https://ko-fi.com/invisibletower YouTube: https://youtube.com/invisibletower Twitter: https://twitter.com/InvisibleTower Email: contact@invisibletower.net   Music: "Anachronist" by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3363-anachronist License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license   00:00 Justice 04:50 The Telharmonium 12:30 The weekly Chibnall bashing 14:08 Behind the scenes action 15:13 Editing (etiting) updates & ident chat 20:12 House of the Dragon (Hot D) 23:59 Eyes and masks 26:26 Our life in America & Shark Regret 29:37 DHMIS 30:50 Pokémon games 35:07 Physical media 37:28 White rice 38:59 Doing the accent 42:54 Outro