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Produced by Simon Cowell and based on the newest dance craze’ “Trunkit” brings us the youngest Olson (Angela- 12/plays old) and Harry Stiles as two crazy kids who find commonality in dance. Coming Soon! rating: 75.3% New Segment: In “Spit Balling” we look back at a classic piece of film and uncover new facts about it. This week we look at “Citizen Kane”, which took 35 years to write.

Episode 16: Who doesn’t love Trump?! In this hastily released narrative drama Sam Neill stars as The Donald Trump with Emma Thompson as Hillary Clinton.  Coming Soon! rating: 28.3% New Segment: “Coming Past!”  In this new segment the crew looks at the history of horror films. It all started in a little Norwegian town in Germany….

“Here’s My Badge”  is a buddy cop film that is a joyful, salty, and not for kids. Dame Judi Dench and Chris Rock star as friend/foe cops. Coming Soon! rating: 79%  

“Iron Man 4; Knife and Forth” stars Robert Downey Jr as Iron Man, Geoffrey Rush as Knife, and Paul Hogan. Bon Bon!! & Jane Champion directs Paul Bethany and Cynthia Nixon in “Alexander Brown,Whistle!” 

Malcolm McDowell and Katy Perry co-star in “Shine Bright” Coming Soon! rating: 49.4%  or 50 south “The Mongoose” is a recently rediscovered Hitchcock thriller smuggled out of MGM by a young Ben Kingsley.  Coming Soon! rating: 82.1%

“Serial House” is a lighthearted look at a house of serial killers living as roommates in a nice flat. Jeff Goldblum shines as Jack the Ripper. And Paul Hogan!!! Coming Soon! rating: 79.4% Samuel L. Jackson takes on a legend when he portrays Miles Davis’s trumpet in “Trumpet”. A look at the rights of inanimate objects personal feelings. Coming Soon! rating: 52.76%

Take a delicious educational journey “Deep Inside Diana”. This film features the acting talents of Kieran Culkin and Vanessa Hudgens - Coming Soon! rating: 56.35% “When the Lonely Dark” is an American adaptation of the Swedish film of a kinda similar title.  - Coming Soon! rating: 39.66%

“Thomas the Tank Engine Takes his Time in Tahoe” is a reboot of the old “Thomas the Tank Engine” franchise and a tongue twister.  Coming Soon! rating: 82.31% A documentary about a guy delivering mail, “Going Postal” is a film.   Coming Soon! rating: 69.67%

Paul Hogan plays the title character in “(Chortle’s Little Bus)”,  Coming Soon! rating: 70.96% Steven Spielberg directs, acts, and directs while acting in “Rock, Rock, the Boat”.  Coming Soon! rating: 58.76% Dirty Dancing rating: 99%

A new take on the classic con artist film, “Diamonds” stars Kristen Wiig and Denzel Day Washington.  Coming Soon! rating: 37.2% “Batman Begins; The Origin Story” is directed by Christopher Nolan and takes place a couple months before “Batman Begins”. Coming Soon! rating: 73.96%

The (not yet) classic British gangster film “Take Him Out!” stars Jason Statham  Coming Soon! rating: 62% “Dr Squirrel’s Mirror Maze” is a intense film about a doctor whose animatronic toys come to life and hide a nut inside a maze of mirrors. Coming Soon! rating: 66.maze%

Oscar’s Special!! Finally a live show with guests and so many movies (technically 5) to be reviewed. Join us for this look at the Best Picture Oscar Nominees of 2017! Join us for riveting interviews with Cher and Woody Allen! Just join us, will you?

“Captain Smitters and the Grumpy Bumpy Silly Dilly Poopy Doopy Day” is an animated and historically accurate pirate film.  Coming Soon! rating: 82.3% Kathryn Bigelow directs “Thunder Cannon 7; This Cannon’s got Thunder!”  Coming Soon! rating: 88%

Together again at last, Chris Rock and Sigourney Weaver star in the porn/sports drama; “Balls Deep!” Coming Soon! rating: 49% The cast is vast in “The Swimmer Man”. This musical countercultural nod to the 70’s stars: Ian Mckellen, Tilda Swinton, and Jennifer Lawrence. Coming Soon! rating: 70.3%

This slow martial arts epic, set in the gorgeous Scottish Highlands,  stars Helen Hunt  Coming Soon! rating: 54.6% “The Twine of Our Lives” is an excessively dramatic film about the inventor of twine.  Coming Soon! rating: 43%

Macaulay Culkin wrote and directed this film noir; “The Mouse That Couldn’t Stop Screaming!”  Coming Soon! Rating: 66.6% Olivia Col Man heats up the screen as “The Time Traveling Midwife”. Coming Soon! rating: 86%

“3 Arias” is the directorial debut from Benicio del Toro. Coming Soon! rating : 77.7% Edgar Wright directs this violent action thriller, “Beneath the Burning Moon”. Coming Soon! rating: 56%