This Week In Worthless Knowledge

Johnny Goodtimes and The Truth discuss some of the most interesting Christmas traditions from around the world and ask the question that has been gnawing at us for years: how would our wives react if we presented divorce papers to them (with a bow on them) on Christmas morning?

Johnny Goodtimes and The Truth are back and after going off on a tangent about reusable straws, they discuss the downside of spending 29 years working on a plane that only flew once and then ask the tough question: How Much Money Would We Have to Be Paid to Have a Texting Affair with Someone Named Big Booty Judy and be Called Out on the Maury Povich Show?

Johnny Goodtimes and The Truth return to explore what happens when you win a Civil War, behead a king, and then put his son on the throne a few years later.  Spoiler Alert: it wasn't great. Also the guys take a look at the 1501 Ballet of the Chestnuts which featured the Pope, chestnuts (of course) and many honest prostitutes.

Johnny Goodtimes and The Truth are back to discuss some French mavericks and dreamers from the late 18th century. This devolves into a debate over how much money we'd have to get paid to jump off a building with a homemade parachute, getting catapulted, and whether people in prison should be able to break out if they can build some sort of flying contraption.

We're back.  Johnny Goodtimes and The Truth address the 1982 Allentown, PA contest where 3 guys stayed on top of a billboard to try to win a mobile home.  Then they discuss the 222-0 college football game and how we would do if we gathered a group of friends to take on a D1 college team, and they discuss the pros and cons of having the nickname "The Bald" which devolves into a conversation about people who were almost astronauts doing hard time.   Welcome back, we're going to try and do this more regularly now. 

Johnny Goodtimes and The Truth are back with the type of hard hitting Christmas analysis you have grown to expect. How should you react to your Wii Fit making your avatar fat because you haven't exercised in 4 years? What would you do if you saw Santa Claus (or a man resembling him) in your home late at night on Christmas? And the guys take you on a trip around the globe to recognize some of the world's lesser known holiday traditions.  From fist fights to harassing sheep, this episode is a can't miss. 

In this episode, Johnny Goodtimes and The Truth debate the pros and cons of having 55 wives, how good a choice they'd each be to guide 99 blind men through the desert, and the downside of having a "pet dwarf" in the 11th century.

In this, the long awaited reunion of Johnny Goodtimes and the Truth, the guys discuss  how they think the conversation would go if they told their wives they were leaving to dogsled alone to the North Pole. They also consider how they would go about toppling a Central American government with 60 men and what role early 90's Latino rapper Gerardo would play in that process. Thanks for being patient everyone--we'll do it again soon!

In this, our first episode in 3 months, Johnny and the Truth discuss blasting monkeys into space, what people in 3000 BC would've thought when they saw a solar eclipse, and the pros and cons of being hit whilst in your living room by a falling meteor. We also chat about how much money it would take to get our wives to televise them having a baby (both with their knowledge and being secretly recorded), and if we would trade the family far for a thimble we thought we could auction for a lot of money. Sorry for the wait, we hope to be back soon!!!!   Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

In this episode we respond to critical feedback before the show. How much money would you have to be paid to be someone's slave for a year, with your main job being to serve as their human foot stool? How much would you need to be paid to stay off the TV, phone, and internet for an entire year and the only thing you could ever watch was the Oxygen Channel? How much money would you have to be paid to use as many steroids as the Ultimate Warrior did in his prime for 5 years?

In this episode, we discuss how we think we would have done in the Ancient Olympics. At some point the conversation turns to how much money it would take to get us to wrestle an oiled up Greek man in a public park while naked for 5 minutes.

Johnny discusses his trip to a Bible Studies class on the Eastern Shore where he was the youngest person there by 25 years. Johnny gets his hands on a guide to the whore houses in Philadelphia from 1849 and we discuss some of the ratings. Nat asks Johnny how much he'd have to be paid to fight a bull.

Johnny discusses a dilema he faced at a local yardsale recently. Would you mutilate your face if your best friend asked you to as his last wish on his death bed? Is there anything worse than being a galley slave? Which would you thin would be more dangerous--being struck by lightning or going up to a wild bear in the woods and hitting it with a stick? We address all these hard hitting questions this week

Is it cheating on your wife if you time travel into the future? If someone saves your life what is your obligation to them afterwards? How much money would you have to be paid to go into a bar during business hours and smash all the liquor with an ax? Would you rather be rich and famous and die at 43 or poor and live to 83? How hard is it to keep from touching your foot against another guy's foot if you're in adjoining bathroom stalls?

Johnny and Nat tell the tale of when they attempted to camp in the outfield after a Delmarva Shorebirds game about 16 years ago. Was Joan of Arc essentially a hype-woman for the French army? How would it affect today's presidential candidates if they shot and killed multiple people in duels? If you time traveled 200 years in the past or more, is it still cheating if you mess around with someone back then who wasn't your spouse?  

  What are the consequences of hinting at being able to perform miracles? Is defenestration the greatest word in the English language?  Would you move if people getting tossed out of windows became common in your city? Is there any chance our wives would be open to going on a Bonnie and Clyde type of crime spree?   If you hook up with a woman other than your life but you time traveled 80 years back in time, is it cheating? Is Johnny the most boring person in the world to time travel with?

If you gained access to a tank with no ammo, would you still go on a rampage through the city? If Johnny rented out Madison Square Garden for Nat's birthday party and invited 15,000 people but not his wife, what would the consequences be?

How much would you have to be paid to walk over hot coals?  What if how your feet responded to being horribly burned was going to determine whether or not you were executed?   How much would you have to be paid to have an operation that made it so you could never lie?  Would you be willing to be committed to an insane asylum if it was a really nice one? Would you be willing to have a man over for dinner if you knew the following things about him: crazy from extended mercury exposure, cut off his own testicles with scissors, and shot John Wilkes Booth?  What if Lincoln was there too?

In this episode we talk about how life was terrible hundreds of years ago, and to top it off there were supposedly dragons there too. We discuss what would happen if Suge Knight took an interest in your career and wanted to become involved in it. What gift would you have given Hitler for his 50th birthday if he invited you?  Would you have gone big or with a gag gift? If you broke a 500 thousand dollar bottle of wine, would you try to blame it on someone else?

How would our wives react if we told them we really, really wanted a Satanic wedding?  Is it really even that big a deal? What would it be like to have someone secretly slipping you acid before you even knew acid existed? We then get in a huge argument over the exact order we made at McDonald's in around 1991 before we ask how much money would it take for us to eat nothing but McDonald's for a year with no salad, bottled water, or medical attention.