Night Moves

To celebrate our 150th-numbered episode, we determine which U.S. Presidential candidate will deliver the best Global Apocalypse (and who doesn't stand a chance...the results may surprise you!). We also look back over some of our favorite topics, and reminisce about 150 episodes worth of history and continuity that really happened and weren't imaginary constructs, like money and the concept of numerals. Long live Pope Patrick Stewart, and long may he reign. Wait, do Popes "reign"? Brought to you by * Comic Bento: The original graphic novel subscription box service. Get $5 off your first month by using NIGHTMOVES at checkout.

From robot/toy/robot gladiatorial combat agency to the impending end of everything again for the sixth time to our first-ever cigarette ad, this episode has everything you need to survive a holiday weekend. The last one (maybe) ever. Knowing our mass deaths are imminent, Moisés slaps Rich in the face with near-show-ending voices, right here on ESN1. Now we go LIVE to London. Brought to you by American Express (not really).

Will we find a Space Goat in the next ten years? Have we already found them??? What happens when we further splinter the multiverse using our own technology as adapted and stolen by Apple????? Brought to you by * Casper: premium mattresses for a fraction of the price. Use coupon code NIGHTMOVES to save $50 on your choice of Casper mattress. Terms and Conditions Apply.

What happens when a person knows who you are, but with whom you are not necessarily acquainted, buys you tens of thousands of robots? The answer may surprise you (and might just be this episode full of non sequiturs...a veritable multiverse of wonderful nonsense)! Brought to you by * Casper: premium mattresses for a fraction of the price. Use coupon code NIGHTMOVES to save $50 on your choice of Casper mattress. Terms and Conditions Apply.

Is Apple Watch, Disney MagicBand, or direct human contact right for you? Schedule a try-on appointment in The Non-Real Zone and find out!

In our 100th episode spectacular, we ponder our work thus far and plot a new course for the journey as we open the door to true experts in their fields to join us and open up new avenues of thought...beyond conventional reason and wisdom. With Episode #101, Night Moves is an all-new show!

In which we examine the Anthropology of Information Age Technology, and the hypnotic blue glow of our assured destruction…or salvation.

In the first part of our New Year Crossover Special, Overtired's Christina Warren & Brett Terpstra join us to ponder the important things, like prosthetic penises, both the real (Bigfoot) and imaginary (movie) kinds. Part 1 of 2 Brought to you by * ESN Members: if you love our shows, you're going to love some of the new things we have coming soon. Members get a first look at new stuff, with more benefits to come in 2015. * ESN Founding Sponsors: their faith in the network before launch is why ESN made it through our first year, and has a bright future ahead. Related Episodes * Concluded in Overtired 26: Literal Dicks in Boxes

Cuba is opening up, and it's like seeing a wormhole open in space-time. This episode features absolutely no time or space travel. We think. Brought to you by * SketchParty TV: a fun, fast sketching-and-guessing game for AppleTV.

In our second-ever fifth episode, we finally acknowledge that we could be doing a better job of destroying the planet for a good reason.

Using time travel protocols developed in episode 3, our anti-heroes have sent their past selves forward into the future, introducing unstable multiverse-scale continuity into the show.  Special Edition title for this episode: "A New Timeline"

In the shocking 46-minute conclusion to an equally shocking 4-minute episode of Night Moves...Danielle, Rich, and Moisés barely discuss Thanksgiving, time zones, and the un-boring versions of world/space travel. (Part 2 of 2) Part 1 can be found here

Night Moves has crossed over with Coffee & Cider for our first MAJOR CROSSOVER CLIFFHANGER EVENT. Will Rich solve transatlantic travel? What's worth doing in South America? FIND OUT TODAY. (Part 1 of 2) Part 2 can be found here

Our past selves sent us forward through time to do what must be done. Take our advice and let someone else be King Internet. Don't think technology, think philosophy.

Time to get on surviving: Rich and Moisés examine the "SubGenius" of alternative belief systems, eating right when outside Earth's atmosphere, and surviving in a world where no one knows anything. Scalies are not Reptoids. Spread the word. Related Episodes * Electric Shadow 13: I'll Never Be Venkman is a discussion of all things Ghostbusters, including the weird Larry Storch Saturday morning kids show from 1975 that the inserted audio comes from, and which spawned Filmation's Ghostbusters.

Rich is right: the truth is very boring. This is the pilot for Night Moves, a new show co-hosted by Rich Stevens and Moisés Chiullan. We hope very much that you like it. Subscribe via RSS. Rate and review in iTunes once it shows up. What keeps you up at night? Night Moves is a show from beyond the concept of a show about nothing.