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Dude, we got a real professional comedian on the pod. We’re getting there!

This episode we talked about the history of basketball, Thom turned into a hungry bicycle, and Bill Gates is stalking us.

We had to cut the episode short because we went off the rails immediately. There’s too much stuff to even begin to recap, just listen to this great piece of audio. Theme song by Teach D. Lewis

Sorry for the late upload Thom, I’m a failure. The episode is still good though, it’s like a sun-dried apricot or some shit. Thanks to our guest Tess for being the best.

We race against the clock fighting father time himself in this episode of the Unlistenable Goofcast.

Everyone lost

Holy shit, this episode was something. Tim Messersmith the improv guy brings his hat swag into the home recording studio where we all make funny speak into talk again tubes. My talk again tube didn’t like the way I spoke to it and it made very canny sounds, I apologize for it’s behavior. Oh and […]

Quietly slipping out of the realm of human understanding, our hero’s competitive nature is driving this episode. Comptroller John Williams runs the show like some sort of robot shape-shiftier fighting to keep the footholds of evil out of his terrarium, or something like that.

First return guest (friend of the show) Adam Parker joins us! If you want to know what the cutting edge of comedy in Springfield is like, listen to this. Vision Con listeners we love you, but things were not smooth on our end, please have us back though.

Words cannot describe this episode, well maybe if the words were said in the exact same order with the same inflections, but that’s a waste of time. Just listen to this here. We sit down with some secret guests. You know secret until you listen to this, so if you would please keep it secret […]

This episode is like a roller-coaster, if that roller-coaster is only going down. I imagine it employed the geometric theory of spirals or some equally devilish trick, by God though Merr saved us all. I don’t know why I’m writing this like I’m in the 1700s or some shit. But I do know that in […]

New format! New words in new orders! Put it in your ears!

Owen Wilson’s Eyeballs join us in a field?

Ty Lewis joins us in the bunker as we explore the depths of normal life. Listeners are already mailing in their thoughts about these much debated topics. “This podcast is like if people with the Memento disease tried to direct Memento.” said Canonically Confused in Croatia.  

Shits about to get serious in this batch, as Head of Security Garrett Smalley stops by the new bunker. Space never forgets, and our heroes are surrounded on all sides by their many enemies. Its time to Fight Club back. Oh yeah… and everyones favorite segment Edward Snowden apparently does his job well.

This week chaos reigns supreme as it does every week, and every day of our lives. Sacrifices are made as we confront our own mortality. Doug did great and made it a fantastic episode, enjoy! oh and everyone’s favorite segment Edward Snowden gets left behind.

Adam Parker host of the legendary Adam Bomb Podcast visits the planet we still haven’t named! The harsh and unforgiving nature of our new home is no match for our new found optimism. Also everyone’s favorite segment Edward Snowden drives a space bus.  

The trails of space travel may prove too much for our heroes. There’s paranoia, the loneliness of space, and no guest to hold this thing together. Oh and of course everyone’s favorite segment Edward Snowden rides a bike in space.

Sarah Pearl visits the bunker! Friendships were saved, moon servers were lost, and of course everyone’s favorite segment Edward Snowden listens to sad music.