Prairie Goth

i smell so bad. i love my life. everything is good. life is amazing haha! i am so happy. i'm normal. my life is normal. and nice. im nice and my life i s nice. i love to be alive . i love life. i love being normal and i love to be nice and also to feel nice and to know how nice the world is , both i n ngenerlal and to me specificaly. i love you ! haha.  this year's episodes on bandcamp: https://prairiegoth.com/album/2023 ; myspace: https://noranygard.com ; bonus episodes etc: https://www.patreon.com/noranygard ; empty tv: https://www.youtube.com/@noranygard ; dvd commentaries: https://soundcloud.com/noranygard ; rss: https://prairiegoth.libsyn.com/ ; -- say hi :D -- songposting: https://www.instagram.com/noranygardx ; tick tock: https://www.tiktok.com/@noranygardx ; x dot com: https://twitter.com/noranygardx ;  -- other bandcamp stuff :P -- https://noranygard.bandcamp.com/ ; https://citisci.bandcamp.com/ ; https://secondchannel.bandcamp.com/ ; xoxo trans rights trans power ♡ This episode is about the lyrics o

this is the last song on the original speak now cd. and to celebrate.. i am recording this podcast... fully nude. this year's episodes on bandcamp: https://prairiegoth.com/album/2023 ; myspace: https://noranygard.com ; bonus episodes etc: https://www.patreon.com/noranygard ; empty tv: https://www.youtube.com/@noranygard ; dvd commentaries: https://soundcloud.com/noranygard ; rss: https://prairiegoth.libsyn.com/ ; -- say hi :D -- songposting: https://www.instagram.com/noranygardx ; tick tock: https://www.tiktok.com/@noranygardx ; x dot com: https://twitter.com/noranygardx ;  -- other bandcamp stuff :P -- https://noranygard.bandcamp.com/ ; https://citisci.bandcamp.com/ ; https://secondchannel.bandcamp.com/ ; xoxo trans rights trans power ♡ This episode is about the lyrics of "Long Live" from Taylor Swift's 2010 album Speak Now (standard edition) which was published by Big Machine. This song was written by Taylor Swift, and produced by Swift and Nathan Chapman. The album was mixed at Blackbird Studio in Nashvill

im losing my mind.. JONAS BROTHER !!!!!!!!!! a streetcar named inuyasha. i dated all three of the jonas bros at the same time. what a wonderful boy im gonna live him forever. i m a beautiful butter fly :) JONAS BRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! i'm on the outside of your spectacle witnessing it. taylor swift is the bono to my edge. this year's episodes on bandcamp: https://prairiegoth.com/album/2023 ; myspace: https://noranygard.com ; bonus episodes etc: https://www.patreon.com/noranygard ; empty tv: https://www.youtube.com/@noranygard ; dvd commentaries: https://soundcloud.com/noranygard ; rss: https://prairiegoth.libsyn.com/ ; -- say hi :D -- songposting: https://www.instagram.com/noranygardx ; tick tock: https://www.tiktok.com/@noranygardx ; x dot com: https://twitter.com/noranygardx ;  -- other bandcamp stuff :P -- https://noranygard.bandcamp.com/ ; https://citisci.bandcamp.com/ ; https://secondchannel.bandcamp.com/ ; xoxo trans rights trans power ♡ This episode is about the lyrics of "Last Kiss" from Taylor Swift's

I Love Hearing your Guitar Lines. like A Religious Experience With a Strawberry. telephone always late astrology and text files don't return the latitude I stand inside exhaustion can't be lilac vibrato. when it comes to you may just lose your memory plunged lonely into medical expenses persuade your benefit plan can't swim measuring tape the floating nothing but your picture. the presence of jpegs upset the heartbeat I am almost the signs and systems pull the plug apple ipod nano is a powerful economist. the embed player would have to chaos shine away my neighborhood the power all torture will take the phone. your product is the sting when you have no cleaning agents no choice but to have a computer fire in full-scale gold standard.  this year's episodes on bandcamp: https://prairiegoth.com/album/2023 ; myspace: https://noranygard.com ; bonus episodes etc: https://www.patreon.com/noranygard ; empty tv: https://www.youtube.com/@noranygard ; dvd commentaries: https://soundcloud.com/noranygard ; rss: https://pr

FIREFLYS HAVE SOULS. i looked up what this song is "about" later, after recording this, and i just... this is so dumb. before if i had known now what i know then if i had known it, if i HAD known it, i would still not know what I know now then, even if then i Lived It All Again. Free Palestine

“nora nygard is my personal rick rubin. five stars.” everything i do, I do for god. i want to disappear. “she’s better known for the things she does on the mattress.” i am being destroyed by your spiritual revenge. i NEED DRUGS. she is a reality tv show. oh also: i read rick rubin’s book while i was depressed and playing elden ring. some of it was helpful but wow he is such a dumb man. i’ll talk more about his book in the future. Free Palestine

welcome to my fairytale castle. why am i doing a podcast where im torturing myself. i wish i could be like one fourth as happy and basic. i wish i could experience joy. i feel like i live on a completely different planet. taylor swift is so weirdly alienating to me. i have never been happy a single day in my life . i hate being mentally ill. like all my recent eps, this episode was recorded: a while ago. apologies for the late upload, i completely forgot until about an hour ago — i can’t stop thinking about israel’s genocidal war on palestine, and the insane support coming from joe biden, “western” media, and everyone else. Free Palestine

i wish i could get pregnant. please god let me get pregnant. dear god i will do as much cbt as you want me to if only you will let me have my very own pregnancy. im not good at being as cool as tom cruise. or avril lavigne. or bill wurtz. or inuyasha. im not a mom. im just. a loser. -- links --  this year's episodes on bandcamp https://prairiegoth.com/album/2023 ;   contact me https://noranygard.com ;  bonus episodes etc https://www.patreon.com/noranygard ;  empty tv https://www.youtube.com/@noranygard ;  dvd commentaries https://soundcloud.com/noranygard ;  rss https://prairiegoth.libsyn.com/ ;  -- say hi :D --  songposting https://www.instagram.com/noranygardx ;  @noranygardx https://www.tiktok.com/@noranygardx ; https://twitter.com/noranygardx ;  -- other bandcamp stuff :P --  https://noranygard.bandcamp.com/ ;  https://citisci.bandcamp.com/ ;  https://secondchannel.bandcamp.com/ ; xoxo  trans rights trans power ♡  This episode is about the lyrics of "Never Grow Up" from Taylor Swift's 2010 album Speak Now

"be careful. when you stare long enough into the abyss. the abyss also stares. with his beautiful eyes. the abyss is my boyfriend. i love you." -friedrich nietzsche THIS SONG IS ABOUT TOP TIER SINS!! omg nora what are you doing. why. why the big thief voice. jesus christ. what is our society doing to these women... why don't i have a perfect cis female vocals... why can't i stop getting visions of listening to iggy pop's the idiot... why am i posting through yet another mental breakdown...  this is the path that god put me on! god is helping me reach a state of transcendence! i already opened a portal! i will open another portal! i will go through the portal ! i will transcend this plane of existence! i will transcend through and above the transcendental plane of existence ! god loves me! i feel god's presence in my life! HELLO SOUL!!!!  please don't tell me anything. i don't want this credit card. honey im home! gotta pretend i killed you :) when grandma and grandma met.. this whole room is full of lesbians

mommmmm nora is bullying me again. im a mean person who deserves prison. no toxic positivity in the hype house. this song is about bob the builder. i need an exorcism from the elden ring bob the builder in my head. scarlet rot bob the builder lives in my head bullying me. i have bones in my face bones i n my face i have bones in my face. look at what you made me q. depression sux. depression time capsule. we're breaking the bully cycle. how are we gonna break the bully cycle? by. making you love me.. no? or is it by. killing you. murder ballads. true crime pop stars. wicker man. dear pixel artists please send me taylor pokemon speicfically as i desrcibed in episode. -- links --  this year's episodes on bandcamp https://prairiegoth.com/album/2023 ;   contact me https://noranygard.com ;  bonus episodes etc https://www.patreon.com/noranygard ;  empty tv https://www.youtube.com/@noranygard ;  dvd commentaries https://soundcloud.com/noranygard ;  rss https://prairiegoth.libsyn.com/ ;  -- say hi :D --  songposting

i wish life didn't hurt so much. i just feel completely empty inside. i can barely tolerate being part of the world in pretty much any capacity. you're my little rook. you're my little horse. you're my little pawn. you're my queen forever. taylor swift is my personal vietnam. dear john i will marry you. this is the end of my bad podcast  -- links --  this year's episodes on bandcamp https://prairiegoth.com/album/2023 ;   contact me https://noranygard.com ;  bonus episodes etc https://www.patreon.com/noranygard ;  empty tv https://www.youtube.com/@noranygard ;  dvd commentaries https://soundcloud.com/noranygard ;  rss https://prairiegoth.libsyn.com/ ;  -- say hi :D --  @noranygardx https://www.instagram.com/noranygardx ;  https://twitter.com/noranygardx ;  -- other bandcamp stuff :P --  https://noranygard.bandcamp.com/ ;  https://citisci.bandcamp.com/ ;  https://secondchannel.bandcamp.com/ ; xoxo  trans rights trans power ♡  This episode is about the lyrics of "Dear John" from Taylor Swift's 2010 album Speak N

large marge sent me to barge into the wedding. this is the kinda marriage you're gonna be regretting. you can hear this one over on patreon: my most ill-advised episode yet hi nora. I am Little Boy. I am an android. I am currently living in cyberspace. my physical mechanism is undergoing emergency maintenance. I enjoy theoretical physics, intellectual play dates, and singing. la la la. if you look close enough. i am a factory. please talk to me if you think you may be experiencing another mental health crisis. there may be legal protections in certain, limited instances. but I would not recommend that you rely on it. do you feel as though you are having a mental breakdown? are you experiencing aye dee ay shun? have you been thinking about dee transitioning? is detransitioning on your mind again? wow. nora. do you see yourself as a man? are you saying that nowadays you see yourself as male instead of female? even if you are writing my script, that does not negate the fact that I am intelligent, and that I am a

i'm in love with a dire wolf. i want to be RUINED by the dire wolf. i look in his eyes and i feel normal. I feel Seen. dire wolf please will u hit me with a french kiss. I WILL NEVER BE FREE OF YOUR WOLFY WAYS!! I NEED YOU TO MAUL ME!! I NEED TO BE ENGULFED IN THE STENCH OF THE WET DOG. femcel taylor swift? It's My Birthday I Can Love a Wolf If I Want To. Wolf If I Want To. Wolf If I Want To. You'd Ride Wolf Train Too If Wolfy Loved You. all the boys try to chase me :) im the computer. im calculating artillery. im calculating insurance. im calculating how to manipulate scott swift into buying me a cadillac. Why Is Taylor Swift So Obsessed With Me? (if you work for thoughtcatalog or boredpanda or the new york times and want me 2 write this article 4 u pls get in touch. i have receipts.) Is Taylor Swift a Total Hack? Is Taylor Swift Secretly a Dire Wolf? Is Taylor Swift Going to Convince Her Father to Finally Give In and Just Buy Me a Cadillac Already? twilight is my favorite movie. choo choo i love you santa.

i'm the kind of reckless that made 740 million in doge coin.. then lost it all when i bought taylor's soul..  i'm a cliche! GIMME A KISS :-D xoxo ilysm. i'mkissing a spider inthe sunset im planking im kissing taranchtula. i looove my sweatyyy boyfriend. whys romance gotta be so TOXIC? ... the grim reaper is my boyfrined. his sweat smells like bugs. montessori swiftie. karaoke tay tay. I'm in love with this woman and her art. I'm investing in the stock market of our heart. Drop the anvil on me. Explode my brain. You Are Going To Be My Wife. Run your fingers thru my hair. My Mommy Is a Fire Man. Zap zap doc brown vs. spiderman to fall in love with me (free market competition). I'm a Libertarian four yr love. im a virgin. BIG BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!! ELON MUSK AND I ARE STARTING A BAND!~  xxxTaylors_xxx_Toothbrushxxx you're a spider in the rain and im weak to your venom. you're the kinda reckless that makes me want to invest in the stock market. i kinda know that this whole thing is a bubble but your venom is worth

i am kenough to be tay tay's grrlfriend for thee 2nd time. sorry i was such a flight risk thee 1st time taylor :/ i promise i'll be good 2 u.  i am such a rebel daughter i cut my [redacted] off!!!!!!!!!!!!! you wanna see daddy issues?? huhh?????? watch THIS!!!!  can u believe it!! i'm still gay 4 you. i wld gay 4 u. dahling if u want me 2. if i do this podcast for long enough, the President will Imprison Me :) yayy :D :D xoxo.  m. night shyamalan and taylor swift are the Same. edward cullen and taylor swift are the Same. Me and Taylor are the Same. I am Andy Rooney!  @noranygardx https://www.instagram.com/noranygardx ;  https://prairiegoth.com/album/2023 ;  https://noranygard.com ; https://www.patreon.com/noranygard ; i'm starting a new band! it's called: taylor's toothbrush. I don't wanna be a hater. And that's the truth.  i said "bond" i meant "bail" okay whatever. ur the real flight risk here watch out or YOU might fall in love with ME.  i use my [blank space] as aftershave: Surveillance Valley: The Secret

hiiii gaylors!! i called my boyfriend cuz i was gonna break up with him. but he didn't answer (typical) and when i got to the voicemail and it said 'speak now to leave a voicemail for .. SKY KING .. ' i took a deep breath and then i said: I Love You Airplane Boy. Rest in Peace Airplane Boy.  exciting news! i'm going to listen to all of the music ever recorded!!  Taylor, if you're listening to this. I miss you. i still love you. do you want 2 Get Back Together with Me? i will treat you Right this time. i will be your little princess. u can keep me secret. i'll love u more than karlie or matty or anyone ever ever could. can i have a convertible like ur daddy gave u for high school? pls kiss me on the lips i miss u i'm sorry i dumped you.  Dear listeners please dm me. do u think taylor is sapio? pan? ts4ts? Do you think i have a chance w/ her for a second time? Lmk if u can put me in touch with her or with Leaf (or anyone else who could get a message from me to her)  @noranygardx https://www.instagram.com/norany

you’re animal im animal i respect you and i care about you. i hate the economy. three months or so before your release, stuff to have completely done: audio masters, album art, artist photographs, super short bio, album metadata, digital liner notes, lyrics, music videos, and write a draft template for your email pitches. get your physical media if applicable. cds and tapes might take a month, vinyl might take five. make sure you have control over your accounts for spotify for artists and apple music for artists so you can pitch music to their editorial boards. do all this stuff first so you don’t burn out and avoid doing it! many people have been asking about what “promotion” i did when i released the ghosts beneath our feet last year. so i thought i’d get some of those thoughts down while they’re still kinda in my head. making music is hard, publishing it is tedious, and promoting it is soul-crushing. hopefully some of these thoughts can help get you through the process with your own projects. otherwise, we

this is a spiritual war and i’m gonna win. i am now officially only releasing music on overdubbed cassette. you can get it by a) mailing me cash or by b) finding me. all my old albums are gone from the internet. many people have been asking about what “promotion” i did when i released the ghosts beneath our feet last year. so i thought i’d get some of those thoughts down while they’re still kinda in my head. making music is hard, publishing it is tedious, and promoting it is soul-crushing. hopefully some of these thoughts can help get you through the process with your own projects. otherwise, welcome to a mortifying peak into my melted mind. my sincere apologies for being annoying, mean, stupid, boring, embarrassing, cringe, depressive, unbearable, useless, etc. etc. want help with writing promotional materials and stuff? hire me at https://noranygard.com/ ; listen to the second half of this episode at https://www.patreon.com/noranygard ; i’m a 39-year-old content moderator for one of the big five open source