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The Dogs of Waugh open their flash new stadium. The budget Burners turn up to spoil it.Welcome to Simulated Online Cricket - a fake T20 league played on a cricket video game and called like it's the real thing. Regular Sporting Woods listeners: this is the cricket one.Season 4 kicks off at The Kennel, the Dogs of Waugh's brand new home ground (fan-voted, narrowly beating "The Water Bowl"). The defending champs have spared no expense. The Brisbane Burners have recycled their jerseys and sponsors from a primary school, picked a team that's mostly bowlers, and sent Ramen out to open the batting as a sacrificial "burner". What could possibly go wrong?In this episode:- Burners owner Michael, mimosa in hand, gets his own executive lounge courtesy of Commissioner Al Legedly. Totally unbiased.- Poetry Corner debuts at halftime with an original work, "ZZ Bottom" (that's Zed Zed)- Umpires Joel/Jolene and Willy Won't He, and Tim's ongoing battle to tell them apart- A

2023 in SPORT in review! Back in the booth to definitively decide the superlatives of the year just gone. Categories include: Game of the Year Limpest Dick Flog of the Year Welfare Check On the Take Sporting Moment of the Year Individual Performance of the Year

Big Rugby season needs a Big Awards Episode.

GOOD BAD UGLY SPONSORED BY SIMULATED ONLINE CRICKET – STILL ON TIK TOK! GOOD The Entertaining NRL Finals BAD North Queensland Cowboys UGLY Taane Milne high shot NOVAK DJOKOVIC FLOG OF THE WEEK Penrith Physio Pete Green sledging former Penrith player Jed Cartwright about his back injuries Altercation with Cody Walker LIMP DICK TEAM OF THE WEEK Sydney Swans lose AFL Grand Final DAVID KOCH PETTY MOMENT OF THE WEEK OR BENNY G ALPHA MOMENT OF THE WEEK? Geelong Mad Monday celebrations showed up in Retirement Village Vans ON THE TAKE Mathieu Raynal’s controversial “Time Out” Penalty costs Australia 1st Bledisloe Test Match MICHAEL VILKINS SPORTING OBSERVATION OF THE WEEK The Mankad rears its ugly head in Women’s T20 England v India AMERICAN CORRESPONDENT Welfare Check Update Old Mascots Edgar and Allan have come out of retirement to replace Poe for the rest of the 2022 season. On The Take Update Ca

DEBUT EPISODE OF C&H with H&C MAILBAG GOOD BAD UGLY SPONSORED BY SIMULATED ONLINE CRICKET – NOW ON TIK TOK! GOOD The Finals are here! Crucial Round 25 games lock in the finals placings BAD Australia team get beaten by Zimbabwe Finch fails again for Aus UGLY West Tigers/Broncos WEAK GUTTED OTT DOG OF THE WEAK Taylen May given two week suspension WELFARE CHECK Update on Ravens mascot Poe LIMP DICK TEAM OF THE WEEK New Zealand Black Caps AMERICAN CORRESPONDENT Cam Smith EUROPEAN CORRESPONDENT Dutch GP Monza preview SUPERCOACH SCORES & RECAP TIPPING SCORES & LADDER SWEEZYS A moment in BDE History. SPICY MATCHUP SPONSORED BY CHILIBOM

DEBUT EPISODE OF G&T’S WITH T&G’S GOOD BAD UGLY SPONSORED BY SIMULATED ONLINE CRICKET – NOW ON TIK TOK! GOOD Storm vs Roosters – Game of the Year Nomination Weak Gutted Dog of the Week- Nelson Asofa-Solomona BAD Wests Tigers still finding new ways to lose… and win their first wooden spoon UGLY Brisbane Broncos BATTLE FOR SECOND PLACE Cowboys and Sharks on a collision course – But where will they play next week? WELFARE CHECK Victor Radley seizure after head knock ON THE TAKE Anthony Albanese hints to Souths management that cabinet will change COVID isolation rues to 5 days. LIMP DICK TEAM OF THE WEEK New Zealand All Blacks AMERICAN CORRESPONDENT FOOTBALL SEASON IS HERE! Welfare Check- Raven’s Mascot “Poe” injures leg in exhibition half time match Welfare Check- Baseball fan uses hot dog as straw for his beer Rory wins 18 million at PGA Tour Championship Next LIV Tournament this weekend Cam Smith, Marc Lei

SPONSORED BY SIMULATED ONLINE CRICKET - NOW ON TIK TOK! GOOD Top 8 teams between bottom 8 teams Sporting Woods Mailbag BAD Game of the Year Nomination: Carlton v Collingwood Week off for AFL UGLY (BANDWAGON BANTER) Sporting Woods Mailbag RICKY STUART WEAK-GUTTED-DOG-OF-THE-WEEK Where is the line when it comes to sledging? LIMP DICK TEAM OF THE WEEK Wests Tigers James Tamou dissent and apology Brett Kimmorley fed to the wolves Where are Tim Sheens, Justin Pascoe and Lee Hagipentelis?? NOVAK DJOKOVIC FLOG OF THE WEEK Andrew Johns’ comments on Kalyn Ponga bathroom incident SUPERCOACH SCORES & GRAND FINAL TIPPING SCORES & LADDER SWEEZYS A Moment in B.D.E. History SPICY MATCHUP SPONSORED BY CHILLIBOM

SIMULATED ONLINE CRICKET IS NOW ON TIK TOK! VALE PAUL GREEN GOOD BAD UGLY SPONSORED BY SIMULATED ONLINE CRICKET GOOD Battle within the 8 heats up! Cowboys and Sharks battling for 2nd Logjam between 4th – 9th Just about anyone can finish anywhere (except 1st) BAD Canberra v St. George finish UGLY Kalyn Ponga in the bathroom and Father’s response Bradman Best dropped for not meeting team standards? LIMP DICK TEAM OF THE WEEK Manly Sea Eagles Once St. George lost, they were eliminated from finals contention… and it showed! NOVAK DJOKOVIC FLOG OF THE WEEK Josh Aloiai for supporting Manase Fainu NEW SEGMENT! THE DANE O “WORLD HAS GONE MAD” MOMENT OF THE WEEK Schoeyvasa-Scheck banned from Mt Smart Stadium NEW SEGMENT! RICKY STUART WEAK GUTTED DOG OF THE WEEK Ricky Stuart Suspended for comments about Jaemon Salmon in press conference Corey Norman chucks a Hopoate AMERICAN CORRESPONDENT On Th

COLD OPEN- SPORTING WOODS MAILBAG THE FARCICAL FINISH BETWEEN COWBOYS AND TIGERS (Cowboys v Tigers) MANLY PLAYERS REFUSE TO WEAR “EVERYONE IN LEAGUE” JERSEY KALYN PONGA CONCUSSED AGAIN (Knights v Roosters) LIMP DICK TEAM OF THE WEEK WELFARE CHECK (Ricky Stuart) WRESTLING CORRESPONDENT Vince McMahon “retires” Triple H steps in as Head of Creative EUROPEAN CORRESPONDENT French GP Review SUPERCOACH SCORES & LADDER – THE IMPLICATIONS TIPPING SCORES & LADDER SWEEZYS A moment in BDE History July 28, 2021. SPICY MATCHUP SPONSORED BY SIRACHA

GOOD BAD UGLY SPONSORED BY SPORTING WOODS SIMULATED ONLINE CRICKET GOOD (State of Origin Review) Queensland’s Origin Victory and the “NSW Don’t Get it” Narrative BAD THE ORIGIN BIFF/NIGGLE UGLY (Rugby Union) The All Blacks (Roosters v Dragons) Joey Manu fake injury play TIMS TIGERS RANT (Tigers v Panthers) Brett Kimmorley’s Press Conference RUN HOME TO THE FINALS Costly injuries to the Storm & Roosters Latrell has Rabbitohs fired up (TOUGH DRAW) Can Parramatta get it together? Will THE BIG CHAD steer the Cowboys to a fairytale finish? COACHING CAROUSEL Reports Brad Arthur has been “shopped” to other clubs Reports Anthony Griffin may be on thin ice at St. George Illawarra WRESTLING CORRESPONDENCY Ric Flair Final Match

(Broncos v Dragons) (Tigers v Eels) (Lions v Bombers) (Sharks v Storm) STATE OF ORIGIN PREVIEW (NFL) (Wimbledon Final) (Golf) SUPERCOACH SCORES & LADDER TIPPING SCORES & LADDER

HUGE episode for the big One Eighty - lots of mailbag entries and gear. (WARRIORS V TIGERS) (PANTHERS V ROOSTERS, DRAGONS V RAIDERS) (CRICKET) (RABBITOHS V EELS) (KNIGHTS V TITANS) (NBA, HOT DOG EATING, COLLEGE FOOTBALL, BASEBALL) (F1, TENNIS) (WRESTLING, UFC)

SPORTING WOODS MAILBAG – Whistle Blowers (State of Origin NSW v QLD Review) NRL “Scraps” International Round from 2023 WESTS TIGERS COACHING SAGA Club releases statement about Ciraldo rejecting job (Melbourne Demons v Brisbane Lions) NOVAK DJOKOVIC FLOG OF THE WEEK AMERICAN CORRESPONDENT (College Football, NBA) On The Take- “Ohio State University trademarks the word “THE”” Brooklyn Nets in capitulation Benny G Low Key Alpha Moment of the Week Stump the American Correspondent from Michael S EUROPEAN CORRESPONDENT (Artistic Swimming) SWEEZYS A Moment in BDE History SPICY MATCHUP SPONSORED BY SIRACHA

Cowboys steal one at Brooky! (Sea Eagles v Cowboys) Chad Townsend explains to ref how captains challenge works (Sharks v Titans) (Bulldogs v Tigers) (Dragons v Rabbitohs) STATE OF ORIGIN PREVIEW MICHAEL VILKINS SPORTING OPINION OF THE WEEK  (Swimming) AMERICAN CORRESPONDENT (Golf, NBA) LIV vs PGA Warriors win NBA title EUROPEAN CORRESPONDENT  (F1) Canadian GP Review WRESTLING CORRESPONDENT On The Take- Vince McMahon $3 million hush money SUPERCOACH SCORES & LADDER TIPPING SCORES & LADDER (SPORTING WOODS COURT) SWEEZYS SPICY MATCHUP SPONSORED BY SIRACHA

GOOD BAD UGLY SPONSORED BY SPORTING WOODS SIMULATED ONLINE CRICKET CUP LIMP DICK TEAM OF THE WEEK ON THE GIVE BANDWAGON BANTER (NSW v Queensland) (Tigers v Sea Eagles) (Bulldogs v Eels) (Titans v Rabbitohs) (Knights v Panthers) (Roosters v Storm) (Broncos v Raiders) (Lions v St. Kilda) (Cricket) (Golf) (Baseball) (Baku GP Review) (World Cup) SUPERCOACH SCORES & LADDER TIPPING SCORES & LADDER SWEEZYS SPICY MATCHUP SPONSORED BY SIRACHA… FOR NOW

(Raiders v Roosters) (Titans v Cowboys) (Manly v Warriors) COACHING CAROUSEL IN FULL SWING STATE OF ORIGIN PREVIEW- SPICY MATCHUP AMERICAN CORRESPONDENT (Phil Mickelson signs 280 million deal with Saudi-backed LIV golf tournament) (NBA Finals Recap) EUROPEAN CORRESPONDENT (Baku F1 Preview) WRESTLING CORRESPONDENCY AEW Pipebomb Hell in a Cell Cody Rhodes v Seth Rollins SUPERCOACH SCORES & LADDER TIPPING SCORES & LADDER SWEEZYS

SPORTING WOODS LISTENER PARTY INVITATION NRL RECAP ORIGIN PREVIEW MLB NBA FINALS PREVIEW FOOTBALL MONACO GP RECAP

(Sharks v Raiders) (Bulldogs v Knights) (Tigers v Cowboys) (Sea Eagles v Broncos) (Titans v Dragons) (Roosters v Parramatta) (NBA) (F1) (Spanish GP) (FOOTBALL)

NRL:  Panthers v Eels // Rabbitohs v Broncos // Roosters v Titans // Sharks v Warriors // NBA // MLB // F1 // SOCCER //

Bulldogs v Roosters Rabbitohs v Sea Eagles Knights v Storm Eels v Cowboys Warriors v Raiders NBA NFL CRICKET SUPERCOACH SCORES & LADDER TIPPING SCORES & LADDER Broncos v Sharks