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Everything you need to know, you will learn from this podcast. Who needs all that slop they teach you in school?

The episode today relates tales wherein tasks were not actually accomplished, but boy, was it ever close.

You know, I was going to make a Sound of Music reference in the title there, but I thought better of it. This episode is about objects we like.

Apparently, and I was not previously aware of this, if you record yourself talking about food for a half an hour, you can legally call it a podcast.

What skills do you have that would be useful if and when the apocalypse happens? When the black exhaust from the charred wreckage of civilization blocks out the sun and strangles the life-giving force of the earth, what qualifications do you have to make yourself useful to the roving bands of bloodthirsty maniacs who rule in this new hellscape? Typing? Data entry? Our hosts answer these questions on this week's episode.

Who among us hasn't bought something completely unnecessary? None of these four gentlemen, I'll tell you that much. They had very, very good reasons for buying these things, I'll have you know.

This week the brothers tease us with just a few of their vast trove of shittin' yarns. They also discuss opening acts for some reason.

This week's discussion is about irrational things other people believe, and the exact extent to which we are superior to said people.

Who needs respectable, legitimate competition when you can instead compete in lame, baffling contests of questionable value? This week the discussion is about the lamest competitions that the brothers have won.

This week we mourn the passing of our dearly departed friend and brother, Cory. He touched the hearts of so many blah blah blah, we will surely et cetera.

The brothers talk about what it is/might be like to leave your home and move to a new city.

The brothers share strange stories that for whatever reason don't seem real.

This episode is all about bullshit, and those who trade in it.

This episode features stories the brothers have heard about other countries.

Do you like ninjas? Great, because that's what this episode is about. Do you not like ninjas? Great, because we definitely don't spend the entire episode talking about ninjas.

Episode 19, or, How To Make Friends and Influence People.

This week marks the creation of a brand new marketing entity, the likes of which will surely take the entire world by storm.

NOTE: THE TERRIBLE AUDIO QUALITY ONLY LASTS FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES. This week, the first episode of M.A.S.K. is broken down in excruciating detail.

What are you talking about? This podcast has always been called Free Legal Advice. Anyway, this week's episode is about nicknames.

This week the discussion is about which fictional characters you most identify with.