Two Mr Ps In A Pod(cast)

In this heartfelt and hilarious episode, the other Mr P starts by congratulating Lee on receiving his MBE in the King’s Birthday Honours, a truly epic achievement that was hard to keep a secret. Hear about the emotional reactions, celebrations and a painful bike crash that nearly ruined the day. The Other Mr P then share stories from his recent school residential trip including giant swings, phobias and managing 39 kids in the heat. Next, the brothers discuss this week’s thread about the most childish things people say in professional environments. From tantrums and oversharing to autocorrect fails and workplace antics, they explore how adults can act immature even with grown-up jobs. You will also hear a collection of funny and cringe-worthy teacher and school stories from accidental innuendos to microwaved muddy shoes and other classroom mishaps.

Welcome to episode 217 of Two Mr Ps in a Podcast! As we settle into week two of Summer term, the Mr Ps dive into a range of hilarious and relatable topics. They kick off with the essential reminder to book your tickets for their massive live tour happening this October and February — spreading laughs far and wide across the UK. Plus, they’re gearing up for a summer of interviews and guest episodes, and they want to hear your dream guest suggestions! The brothers then get real about those harmless habits people do that become insufferable once you notice them. Later, they tackle a listener dilemma about who to invite to a massive school staff wedding — day or evening guests, whether to include SLT, and how to navigate those tricky work friendships when planning your big day. Finally, brace yourself for a collection of some of the funniest and most outrageous things kids have said in class — from blunt honesty to oversharing, plus stories of classroom mishaps, swimming pool alarms, and even mini counterfeite

Welcome back to Two Mr Ps in a Podcast! Recorded right after the half term break, the brothers  dive into teacher report writing, AI in schools, and the perennial debate about whether AI can or should help with writing those dreaded reports. Plus, they chat about the reality of half term weather (spoiler: it’s grim), and big thanks to everyone grabbing tickets for their biggest live tour yet — starting in Manchester and finishing in Salford with a packed schedule. Get your tickets at 2mrpspodcast.com Then, it’s nostalgia time. The Mr Ps reflect on bizarre house rules and family traditions they thought were normal growing up — from rolled-up socks and Christmas morning singalongs to who picks the music in the car, and weird food rules about ginger ale and Lucozade. But it doesn’t stop there! They share some of the funniest, most outrageous, and downright brilliant things kids have said in class, including the classic mix-ups, cheeky comebacks, and innocent-but-hilarious misunderstandings that only teachers c

In this episode, the lads are back for a jam-packed ride through Sats stress, royal garden parties, and some truly unforgettable residential trip stories. 

In this episode, the lads are joined by none other than George Lewis – stand-up comedian, writer and actor. They chat all things parenting, comedy and life on the road, with plenty of laughs and honest reflections along the way. George opens up about his son’s love of football and how the club’s support has meant the world to them

Welcome back to another jam-packed episode of Two Mr P’s in a Podcast!

It's a big one this week – Mr P is officially 40!

The book, Xtraordinary People, is aimed at young readers 7+ and has been crafted by Kate Griggs, an award-winning social entrepreneur and the founder of Made By Dyslexia, a global charity led by famous and successful dyslexics.  Kate is a leading voice in dyslexia advocacy, she has appeared on television, radio, and TEDx, working to reshape how the world understands and supports dyslexic thinking. Xtraordinary People is a positive and encouraging look at the strengths and challenges of dyslexia and offers valuable support to young readers and also for parents, caregivers, teachers and librarians who have dyslexic children in their lives. It explores the seven different types of Dyslexic Thinking (storytellers, makers, entertainers, movers, imaginers, questioners and ‘people’ people) and how these individual, and sometimes combined, skills can lend themselves to varying careers and life paths.

The Mr Ps are back with another packed episode full of school staff giggles, sibling chaos, and some wild stories you won’t believe actually happened. This week, Mr P shares an unexpected invite to 10 Downing Street (yep, really) and wonders what kind of breakfast awaits—a posh pastry or a policy chat? Meanwhile, Adam’s in full Easter play prep mode as his daughter takes on the lead role… and let’s just say they're big sandals to fill after Mr P played the same role back in the day. There’s also a deep dive into the UK’s most relatable minor inconveniences—from slow walkers and dodgy apps to the nightmare of reduced sticker barcodes and bacon packaging rage. And of course, it wouldn’t be a Two Mr Ps episode without a healthy dose of classroom chaos as the Mr Ps share some absolute belters from listeners, including the most savage pupil burns and the kind of eyebrow-raising comments that only happen in a classroom.

The Mr Ps are back for another packed episode talking you on a wild ride through awkward teacher moments, legendary high school drama, and the kind of classroom chaos only teachers will understand. Mr P shares the relatable tale of becoming that parent—the one who insists their child is fine, only for said child to spectacularly throw up the moment they return to school. Meanwhile, the other Mr P is podcasting from a hotel room, on a mission to find a hotel gym that actually works. But the real show-stealer is a Reddit thread about “The Incident” in high school—featuring one of the most cinematic, layered and laugh-out-loud stories ever told. Think: Ocean’s Eleven, but with vending machines, a dead fox, a head-torch called Matty, and a bunch of lads crawling under a school in full-blown heist mode. It's got everything: suspense, disaster, betrayal, and one very traumatised music teacher. The episode also features a bumper crop of awkward school moments, from dodgy medical encounters with parents to tooth disa

Welcome back to another episode of Two Mr P’s in a Podcast – Season 8, Episode 23! After a short break, the two Mr P’s are back and firing on all cylinders, bringing you another jam-packed episode full of hilarious teacher tales, cringe-worthy moments, and eyebrow-raising confessions. Whether you’re listening on your commute, hiding in the stock cupboard for a moment of peace, or winding down after a long day in the classroom, this episode is guaranteed to bring plenty of laughs. The lads get stuck into the latest Netflix must-watch, Adolescence, a show that’s equal parts gripping and terrifying for anyone working with young people. They break down the dangers of mobile phones and social media, why it’s more relevant than ever for teachers and parents, and the shocking reality of what students are exposed to online. Mr P shares his thoughts on why kids should probably never have phones in school, while Adam reflects on how the show left him wide-eyed and unable to sleep. Elsewhere, the brothers explore some o

In this episode, the brothers return exhausted and slightly delirious after surviving World Book Day—a day that somehow manages to be both magical and utterly draining in equal measure. Mr P records from a hotel room in London after a mammoth drive, while Adam is fresh off the back of a residential trip, where sleep was a distant dream, and the only winner was his son, who suddenly learned how to sleep perfectly the moment Dad left. Adam continues his World Book Day tradition of dressing up as a female book character, claiming it’s all for the kids (but Mr P isn’t convinced). This year’s choice? Gangsta Granny, complete with a skirt, full makeup, and an unexpected level of enthusiasm from parents and children alike.  The lads also dive into the ultimate nostalgia trip, reminiscing about the most iconic movie quotes from their youth. From Forrest Gump to Anchorman, Titanic to Borat, expect 90s and 2000s gold that proves just how quotable—and painfully cringey—our teenage years really were. As always, the epi

In this episode, the brothers return from half-term and realise, as always, that the break somehow managed to feel both endless and over in a flash. Mr P attempts to navigate a night out at Bongo’s Bingo while stone-cold sober—a truly eye-opening experience that leaves him questioning everything from health and safety risks to the stamina of students on a night out. Meanwhile, Adam reflects on a weekend of questionable decisions, including a stay in a boiling-hot Alton Towers hotel room that felt more like a sauna than a family getaway. As they settle back into school life, the lads share some of the most painfully relatable teacher-tired moments after hearing that some teachers came to the live podcast tour a year early. They also take a deep dive into the strangest, most brilliant things children have ever said, proving once again that kids have an uncanny ability to drop wisdom bombs when you least expect it. Elsewhere, a simple discussion about TV shows with a British twist spirals into a conversation abo

In the last episode before the February half-term break, Mr P and the other Mr P dive into the chaos of Ofsted visits as Adam finally emerges from the other side—did the inspectors bring up Lee’s latest rant? Mr P tries to resist the urge to further damn the latest reforms and the ludicrous nature of Ofsted judging schools on attendance.  Elsewhere, the lads discuss the most annoying sayings doing the rounds, from “hollybobs” to “fur baby”, and discover that the other Mr P might need to retire “it’s a vibe” from his vocabulary. The lads then pack the episode with more of your hilarious stories, with plenty of lessons to learn about what not to do to avoid the most embarrassing moments where you want the ground to swallow you up.

This week, it’s all happening! Adam gets the call—yes, that dreaded school phone call that sends shivers down every teacher’s spine. The brothers dive into the stress, absurdity, and high stakes of an Ofsted visit, while Mr P unleashes an almighty rant about Ofsted’s latest so-called “reforms” (spoiler: they’re just as pointless and ridiculous as ever). Elsewhere, they tackle the big debate—should kids call teachers by their first names? One listener argues the case, but let’s just say the lads aren’t convinced. Plus, they reminisce about that weird childhood obsession of finding out teachers’ first names—absolute gold dust back in the day. Also in this episode:

In this episode, the brothers dive headfirst into the hilarity and chaos of school life, with a good dose of relatable rants and cringe-worthy moments. They kick things off with Mr P telling a tale that’s every teacher’s nightmare—It’s a story of survival, wet wipes, and making a memorable first impression (shoe in hand). Next, they take on the January blues, swapping stories of windy playground duties, sleepless nights, and reminiscing about the energy (and questionable fashion choices) of their teenage years. Expect laughs as they relive their cringiest moments, from wearing suits to the pub to blasting BFG audiobooks in car parks. The episode also features a hilarious round-up of the weirdest parent complaints, including a child’s "stolen" eyebrows, demands for teachers to microwave Rustlers burgers, and the parent who wanted less Jesus in the school nativity. And as always, more listener stories don’t disappoint—teddies being “tossed off,” children channelling Taylor Swift in maths, and a surprising tw

In this episode, the brothers take a humorous detour into the world of all things weird, wonderful, and very British. First, they kick things off by chatting about the latest (and eyebrow-raising) news across the pond—no shortage of opinions on political happenings in the U.S. But fear not, the lads swiftly bring it back home with a fun tournament to find the most quintessentially British phrase ever. They then delve into more of your uproarious real-life classroom tales—teachers getting locked in buildings, bizarre ferret rescues in the school hall, and an unfortunate hamster situation that’s become the stuff of playground legend. From staff members mooning senior leaders to kids mixing up words in the most hilariously awkward ways, it’s another laugh-out-loud journey through the daily madness of school life. This episode is sponsored by The Week Junior—the magazine that answers all those quirky, weird, and downright bonkers questions curious kids throw at you. For just £1, you can try it for six weeks and

LO: To wish students would focus their creativity in their studies not brutal comebacks The Mr Ps are back, and they're braving the winter blues in this jam-packed episode! ❄️ In this week's catch-up, Lee and Adam discuss why January feels endless and share a hilarious news story about a student who's in hot water with his school after being caught on TV at an away football match. Plus, they explore outrageous co-worker tales—including how some ended up getting the sack—and offer advice to a listener dealing with a very lazy colleague. The lads then round things off with your best classroom comebacks and misunderstandings. From bizarre phonics bloopers to savage one-liners, these stories will have you howling (and possibly double-checking your own students’ remarks next lesson). Whether it’s a child confusing “spice tolerance” with skipping water breaks or a teacher being likened to Tinky Winky, you truly can’t make this stuff up! ​This episode is sponsored by The Week Junior—the magazine that answers all

LO: To Make Sure You Avoid Awkward Encounters With Parents The Mr Ps are back with their first episode of 2025! ✨ In this week’s catch-up, Lee and Adam share how their Christmas breaks really went—from emergency vet runs to emotional family moments, it was far from a silent night. They also kick off the new term with fresh goals, including (possibly) adopting new musical skills… yes, Mr P is learning a new instrument!