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Ralph Sutton (Owner of GaS Digital Podcast Network) & Lindsey Jennings (Comedian/Suicide Girl) join me to discuss masturbating in public, threesomes, doing stuff for the story, dating people who work in sex, and much more. CW: Gendered language, fatphobia, suicidal ideation Lots of stories got cut for time but are available on Patreon.com/HowCum  Follow us: @howcumpodcast @remykassimir @lindseyjenningz @iamralphsutton  

You've asked for it, and here it is! My boyfriend Ben DeMarco (Comedian & Creator of Fat Baby) joins me to talk about his side of the How Cum journey, first loves, first blowjobs & his late in life circumcision.  We interview two fans of the podcast about THEIR story- Toni & Chuck. Toni is a 50 year old woman who had never had an orgasm before listening to How Cum. Chuck is married to Toni and has WILD stories of his own.  We had the best time, I can't wait for you guys to hear this one.  Follow us @howcumpodcast @remykassimir @fatbabylive @bennydnyc  

Molly Brenner Is Not Coming! Is a show about how Molly Brenner-- is not coming. But she came on this show! Comedian Riley Lassin joins us as we dive deeper into Vaginismus.  We also talk about whether ghosts are watching you have sex, making barbies have sex, and how much we miss HBO's True Blood.  CW: Gendered language Follow us: @remykassimir @molly_brenner @rileylassin  Subscribe to our Patreon for extras! 

These three hilarious LA comedians chat with me about NY vs. LA dating, giving people yeast infections, banging people who look like you & “vaginismus;” a disorder that doesn’t sound so merry. CW: SA, transphobic slur, fatphobia, CNC, racial slur ** At the end one of our guests mentions OM- is has now been outed as a super problematic ponzi scheme/ cult Follow us! @howcumpodcast @remykassimir @nicoleaimee @missyannmodell @the_real_miss_piggy @ourfamousfriends Extras on Patreon.com/HowCum

We're still in LA for this one as Ester Steinberg (Comedian from the upcoming season of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel) and I coach 'Kill Tony' comedian Ali Macofsky on how to cum. That's right, there are still women out there who can't! WHO KNEW?! me. that's who.  Enjoy! (Follow up ep on Patreon )  CW: Gendered language, weight talk, surgery, SA Follow us: @remykassimir @howcumpodcast @notalimac @ester.steinberg

I'm in LA!! These next few eps I am out here having the BEST TIME and talking to a barrage of UNREAL west coast guests. My first is drag superstar Rhea Litre, one of the most requested Drag Queens for RuPaul's Drag Race; who has sky rocketed to fame seamlessly, without having to appear on the show. ::gasp:: Rhea comes from a line of famous Drag Race Queens, her mothers include Raja and Mayhem Miller. She and her sister Willem dropped "Let's Have a Kai Kai" which blew up on Youtube with over 3.1m views.   This description is not doing this ep/ Rhea justice but rest assured,  we talk about it ALL:  Banging in drag vs banging out of drag, the art of tucking, F to M porn, and losing your virginity to someone who doesn't know that they're taking it. We laughed, we loved, we Kai-Kai-ed. CW: Offensive language, gay/misogynistic slurs, gendered language, size shaming Assignment: Watch FTM porn (Specifically Victor Belmont) follow us/ send us ya thoughts! @remykassimir @howcumpodcast @rhealitre Extras on Patreon.com/

In This Part: In part 1 we left off at my orgasm after ep 6. In part 2 I re-cap episodes 7-14. Now that I can cum alone-- how do I do it with a person? What other stuff is interesting about sex? We delve into the different topics [below] and I play some highlights from those episodes, and let you know what the assignments were all in one spot.  Guests on these episodes: Melissa Vitale (NSFW), Betsy Carroll, Polly Rodriguez (CEO, Unbound), Dan Soder (Showtime's Billions), Mark Normand (Amy Schumer Presents Mark Normand), Lisa Raduszynski, Robby Hoffman (The Chris Gethard Show), David Yarus (Founder, J Swipe), Emily Lubin/ Andrea Allen (Hot Mess Comedy Hour Podcast), Melanie Cristol (CEO, Lorals) Ian Fidance (You Up, Sirius XM), Jes Tom (Pleasurechest), @yasmingomez.official & @deeguerra Sex Parties (Ep 7) SexTech (Ep 8) Laughter & Orgasms (Ep 9) Communication (Ep 10) Religion (Ep 11) Gender & Sexuality (Ep 12) Hygiene (Ep 13) Love (Ep 14)   Extras on Patreon.com/HowCum

A mid-season summary of my journey so far! This is Part 1: I go through episodes 1-6 with you and relive the journey from How Cum to How Came! Guests: Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson (Guys We Fucked Podcast), Alia Janine (Comedian/ Former Porn Star), Emily Wilson (Babe.Net), Napoleon Emill (Caroline's March Madness Winner), Lindsey Metselaar (We Met At Acme/ @dontexpectsalads), Alex Pischera (Sound Guy/ Comedian), Charlotte Kassimir (Sister/ Research/ Last Week Tonight),  An Anonymous Nurse Named Talya, Wendi Starling (Jammerz/ The Old Pro Pod), David Goldberg (Time Out New York), and  Lola Jean & Dominus Eros (3F Studios/ NSFW). Extras on Patreon.com/HowCum  

Instagram poets Yasmin Gomez (Words with Yaz/ Words with Queens) & Danae Guerra (DeeGuerra) join me in a discussion about how love and sex are intertwined! Do you know what oxytocin is? You need to. Listen to this ep because it's prob fuckin wit ya life! We also talk about arranged marriages, physical and emotional abuse, parents who are on drugs, jackhammer sex, being spiteful, & instagram stalking.  CW: fatphobia, abuse, childhood abuse/ SA Assignment for Men/Mascs: Give the person you are with BODY WORSHIP during sex Follow us @howcumpodcast @remykassimir @words_with_queens @deeguerra @yasmingomez.official      

God f*cking damnit this episode is so funny. Comedians/ my friends Andrea Allan & Emily Lubin from the Hot Mess Comedy Hour podcast stop by to talk HYGIENE and **spoiler alert**-- two of us are VERY gross. And one of us I might say, is TOO clean.  We had the pleasure of interviewing CEO Melanie Cristol via telephone (we're so high tech!!) about her company Lorals-- which make revolutionary latex panties, ideal for giving/receiving oral sex!! Their Indiegogo campaign came and went quicky (heh heh) but you can still order Lorals on their website.  ((Obv we talk about cumming, and some insanely hilarious stories involving poop and strap-ons. )) CW: Heteronormative language, "STDs" instead of STIs, SA Follow us @howcumpodast @hotmesscomedyhour @mylorals  

Unreal episode with some comedian pals:  Ian Fidance (You Up with Nikki Glaser, Sirius XM) and Jes Tom, "weird queer comedy babe."  Orgasms vs. cumming. The difference between sex & gender. What it's like to be non binary,  bisexual, or both. We talk about this stuff, growing up closeted, dating assholes, and assholes in general. Also, where is the line when it comes to writing jokes? Should comics be allowed to say anything they want if it's funny or do we need to be more careful?   File this one under very educational with a lot of heart.  CW: Gendered language, gay slur, r*pe culture Follow us @remykassimir @howcumpodcast @ianimal @jesthekid

Religion shapes a lot of how we how we think of relationships and sex. On this episode we delve into the religion I was born into, JUDAISM!(Le'Chaim!) Two formidable, accomplished, & brilliant Jewish humans join me: Robby Hoffman: Comedian & Emmy nominated writer for The Chris Gethard Show on TruTV David Yarus: Founder of the dating app Jswipe We talk jews vs non jews in the bedroom, being gay/ coming out, dating apps, leaving Hasidic Judaism,  and some stuff I learned on Birthright that I had questions about. (Specifically the Mikva. If you don't know what that is, don't worry-- neither did I!) David also asks me to explain my never published dating manifesto "Date Like You Have a Boyfriend."  and I give you all some dating tips! Mazel Tov! (Oy Vey.) CW: Heteronormative language  Follow us @remykassimir @howcumpodcast @davidyarus  @robbyhoffman Extras on Patreon.com/HowCum

Have you ever been uncomfy asking for what you want during sex? Have you ever tried it in another language?! This week we get a lesson on how to bang en Français (In French) from Paris comedian Lisa Raduszynski!  Fun, oui? Oui! CW: Binary/ gendered language  Follow us @howcumpodcast @remykassimir @lisa_raduszynski EXTRAS ON Patreon.com/HowCum

Dan Soder (From Showtimes's Billions/ The Bonfire on Sirius XM) and Mark Normand (Comedy Central Hour Special/ Tuesdays with Stories Podcast) are both hilarious, successful, objectively attractive comedians. On this episode we discover how similar laughing and cumming are, which they'd prefer to make a girl do, and which they'd prefer to do themselves. We discuss former relationships, banging fans, what a "chuckle fucker" is— and how to avoid one.  We discuss an article from The Atlantic called "Why Men Don't Like Funny Women" and the guys get a special treat-- they get to meet my grandmother!  CW: Binary/Gendered/Heteronormative lanugage Assignment: Use a buttplug Follow us at @howcumpodcast @remykassimir @dansoder @marknorm Extras on Patreon.com/HowCum

Polly Rodriguez, the hilarious CEO of Unbound chats with Remy about different sex toys BESIDES the Womanizer and the importance of lube. They get a *tiny* bit side tracked during a debate about interspecies banging (a la "The Shape of Water"), discuss a poop snafu that happened during sex, and talk about Polly's battle with cancer and how that shaped her work.  We also discussed my assignment- masturbating with a Chakrub. Enjoy!!  CW: Binary/ gendered language, bestiality, illness, SA  Assignment: Watch Erika Lust made porn and masturbate WITH LUBE -EPISODES ARE NOW WEEKLY. GET EXCITED!- & Follow us @howcumpodcast @remykassimir @unboundbabes @polly_claire

NSFW has been dubbed "the Soho House of Sex" by Vice.com Their 800 members range from busy New Yorkers, Fortune 500 executives to international models and entrepreneurs. The Brooklyn-based private club and digital agency connects like-minded millennials with vice-category brands in sexual wellness, cannabis and adventure.    NSFW (The New Society for Wellness) hosts monthly adventures ("SEX PARTIES"!!)  including Clubhouse, Dankquet and Playdate with curated experiences  at a 4 story townhome in Williamsburg.   Remy got to attend one of those events and brought her friend and fellow comedian Betsy Carroll. In this episode we tell you what went down as we interview Melissa Vitale, independent PR goddess for NSFW.   CW: Gendered language, SA, female circumcisison   Follow us on Instagram @HowCumPodcast @MelissaavitalePR @betsycarroll @remykassimir   Extras on Patreon.com/HowCum

Mission ACCUMPLISHED! Remy had her first orgasm and welcums her sister Charlotte (HBO's Last Week Tonight) back to talk about exactly how it happened and what toys she recummends. Then we talk tantric massages and female masturbation classes with comedians and co-hosts of Guys We F****d' Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson! CW: gendered language Follow us at @HowCumPodcast @RemyKassimir @KrystynaHutchinson @PhilanthropyGal Toys mentioned in this episode: The Womanizer, The Airpulse Arouser from PlusOne, The Satisfyer Traveller Pro AND-- The GBF from Sweet Vibrations Sign up for access to extras and FULL unedited episodes with VIDEO at patreon.com/howcum Get the full unedited episode here along with Remy and Rob's Post Coitus here! Check out our website for live forums & merch! RATE, REVIEW & SUBSCRIBE          

O.M.G. This episode is so chock full of goodness. David Goldberg (LGBT/Comedy/Things to Do Editor @ Timeout NY) co-hosts and introduces Remy to his favorite sexual healers, Lola Jean & Dominus Eros (3FStudios) and we learn about all of the sexual healing classes they offer, including but not limited to: BDSM, Wrestling, Tantric Massage, Masturbation Classes, Tantric Massage, Couples Classes etc.  We also chat about life as a gay person, life as a pan sexual, and what it means to be polyamorous/ polysexual. THIS EPISODE IS JUICY. Get excited.  CW: Eating issues, the Holocaust, size shaming, gendered language  Follow @Howcumpodcast & write in questions for us!  @remykassimir @goldberghawn @lolajean @dominuseros  

Seriously, try pronouncing dyspareunia. I still can't-- but now I know what it means! PAINFUL SEX. On this episode we sit down with Talya, a nurse in training who guides us through the ins and outs of the vagina. We also discuss 'The Female Price of Male Pleasure'-- an article by TheWeek.com that comes on the heels of another viral article-- The Aziz Ansari piece from Babe.net.  I invited Emily Wilson, Comedian and Babe.net producer to guest co-host and discuss all of this with us!  CW: Vulva shaming, gendered/heteronormative language, fatphobia Follow us @Howcumpodcast  @remykassimir @charkasstic @therealemilywilson Extras on patreon.com/howcum    

The Internet is for PORN! Watching it, talking about it, and for some of us - doing it! This episode features Alia Janine, porn star turned stand up comic. Remy and guest co-host Alex Pischera interview Alia about her life on porn sets, webcamming, and BDSM as Remy discusses her own journey down the rabbit hole that is PornHub.com including discovering that she is into trans porn, as well as finding Mia Malkova, a porn star making loving videos with her loving husband. What is Remy's assignment this week? She must look at The "Man in the Mirror." CW: Gendered language, age differences in relationships Follow @Howcumpodcast & write in questions for us!  @remykassimir @alia.janine @alex.pischera