Mark And Ben's Mid 20s Crisis

We talk about animals. I wanna be the very best Like no one ever was To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause I will travel across the land Searching far and wide Each Pokemon to understand The power that's inside Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) its you and me I know its my destiny Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend In a world we must defend Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) a heart so true Our courage will pull us through You teach me and I'll teach you (Po-ke-mon) Gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all Every challenge along the way With courage I will face I will battle every day To claim my rightful place Come with me, the time is right There's no better team Arm in arm we'll win the fight It's always been our dream Pokemon! (Gotta catch 'em all) It's you and me I know it's my destiny Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend In a world we must defend Pokemon! (Gotta catch 'em all) A heart so true Our courage will pull us through You teach me and I'll teach you Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all Gotta ca

Hey good lookin' what chat got cookin? Is it your eyebrows? Because they smell horrendous. We're covering the variations of the word Candy Floss across the worlde, Ben getting attacked by a half-naked man playing a mouth piano and Mark getting banned from eating Spicy prawn soup. Not only that but Mark hypocritically explains why you can't call things GAY having just done so 5 seconds before! Other topics we touch on are Dennis the Menace, Ben criticising Mark's Mum's syrup sponge and a blatantly plagiaristic retelling of Matt Morgan's Pin Pin story.

Left hook/right hook, ropeadope and buttslam. All of these topics aren't covered in this week's podcast. In anticipation of the big money fight between Martin Mayflower and Colon Gregg, we have a look at our history with all things combative and confrontational. There is absolutely no love in this podcast, only seething red hate. Enjoy!

Skrrrrra pa pa pa ka ka skibidi pa pa and a pu-pu-pdrrrrrrr-pom! Skya! Pa-pa-ca-ca poom poom. Poom poom. You dun-kno. That is an example of where music and humour come together. In the podcast you will find similar. Enjoy it or pay the consequences.

Adrian Booth drops in, swears and never stops talking about nobs. Thus ruining our family-friendly podcast vibes. This is possibly the most vile and graphic podcast to date, and seeing as this week's podcast is friends, that must mean we have disgusting friends! Either that or we go badly off topic as usual. Love x

Get stuffed (full of podcast) crunchy babies. We're all very sporting this week. We've got lots of fictional advice on how to succeed in sport and reveal all about Ben's badboy antics at primary school Country Dancing club and discus how lovely Mark is and always has been.

Hello there, don't forget to have already listened to this podcast. We were themeless this week, still slightly running on holiday time. So we review our previous "appraisal" style podcast and chat about Mark's holiday. We then go quite badly off-piste and frenzied. As usual packed full of fibs and madness x

This is real evidence that we will never make it alone. Mark and I have a try at recording in different countries on different days. This format was never going to go far but on the plus side... We didn't kill any bees during the production of the podcast? Sorry! (not about the bees but the overall quality)

Baffling isn't it? The modern frontier of technology. All those gizmos with their LEDs and their Paypals and electronic tagging devices. Well you're in luck, this week we're going to smash through those boundaries on a journey of technological discovery. Come with us, if you dare. But you probably won't because you're a wet blanket. NERD!

This is not a drill - we've done a 45 minute podcast straight out of our minds and brains. We've hit the topic hard this week - PRIDE - since it's been pride all over London this weekend. We talk about London pride and all the other things in life we're proud (or not) of. Think of this week's episode as an incredible maraca solo that's sort of irritating but you just can't resist the pure genius of. Nice to meet you, bye!

Hate. Dripping, oozing and pulsating with true and vicious loathing this week as we discuss our pet peeves. No we've not kidnapped much-maligned Harry Potter spectre Peeves and made him our pet - we've simply decide to chat about things that annoy us and who's at fault for all this. If you're reading this, it's probably you. Why not leave a comment on this stream telling us the things that really cheese you off. Please for the love of all that's holy. Bye.

Eff off and read another description. It's a lot of anecdotes about festivals and it's intensely humourous, that's all you need to know.

Alas alack and alay it's a ruddy podcast we've created again out of out mouths and brains and whatnot. This week's theme is being "on brand" and it covers loads of fun topics. We discuss the hot heat which is occurring in our sweltering recording sweatroom, weasel stationery, hacking into the CIA, snout polish, slag heaps and a dancing Pakistani. Thanks for reading this, love you. x

This is still not my job. I'm filing a case with my local rep. Mark is a capitalist pig profiting from my blood sweat and tears all of which have been very bad for my keyboard.

Hello, this bit is not normally my responsibility. I think this can just be a placeholder as I have no idea what this is even remotely about. I reckon Mark has been doing the silly Soundcloud tags wrong... at least I can feel a bit smug about that. love you. xox

We've decided to revolutionise our podcast yet again and reformatted the blighter. We're being far more erratic than last time and making a firm decision to discuss our favourite wees of all time. Plus loads about Mark's new sunglasses, Ben also discusses topics, plus much more! To donate to Mark's fundraiser, go here: https://www.gofundme.com/10kforthernli

Ahead of Ben's first ever Premier League appearance (although he can't remember who he's going to see) we discuss The Dubland and Money Box Live podcasts along with quite a lot of other nonsense thrown in too. With fascinating subjects such as Irish words, Dianne Abbot, JME and what is the largest small percentage?

We're just trying our hardest to work out what we want to do in our podcast. We discuss all the options we have and go off on tangential tangents about midnight petrol stations visits, cicada battles, Mark's B.O and loads of other stuff. Also don't judge us for our horribly executed production skills and jingles.