Mark And Ben's Mid 20s Crisis

This week we talk about Europe. We tried to avoid talking about Brexit and we did okay avoiding it. The Mid 20s Crisis is side gig project that earns no money produces brilliant podcast.

This week we talk about thermodynamics and breast milk. Silver tongue little dogs. The Mid 20s Crisis is side gig project that earns no money produces brilliant podcast.

Chuff chuff chuff! Warm up your bone marrow for more than half an hour's worth of content. Hands up who loves content? Well we do too. That's why we've done this content at you. We chat about some interesting news stories from the Evening Standard and waffle on for a bit. Then we get down and dirty on the fitness topic by going on about an Australian fitness instagram guru and whether she's right for the world and then take a look at the NHS's advice on how to stay fit. It's all superbly entertaining. The Mid 20s Crisis is side gig project that earns no money produces brilliant podcast.

*mumbles incoherently through a mouthful of biscuit crumbs* "welpome po lu podkajk, dis week iss awout GLED!" *swallows last of the biscuity remains* "sorry about that, what I meant to say was: welcome to the podcast, this week it's about greed" It's got a lot of very interesting points, like when Mark once accused someone of being a sex offender in his first week of a new job. We also discuss

HEY! I wrote a whole big description about this but it got deleted. So here's Wikipedia's intro page on "new year" for your reading joy: New Year is the time or day at which a new calendar year begins and the calendar's year count increments by one. Many cultures celebrate the event in some manner[1] and the 1st day of January is often marked as a national holiday. In the Gregorian calendar, the most widely used calendar system today, New Year occurs on January 1 (New Year's Day). This was also the case both in the Roman calendar (at least after about 713 BCE) and in the Julian calendar that succeeded it.

Christmas eh? Don't you love it eh? All the stress and horror of it. It feels like it's going to be a lovely holiday to unwind, but it ends up winding you up. Anyway, if you're stressed out this Christmas why not smash this podcast straight up your ears and tell your entire family to fuck off while you listen and enjoy a lovely glass of sherry.

This is like a fun run-up to Christmas present isn't it? It's not all about Christmas though, so even if you're about to listen to this in the middle of the Bahamas on a lovely beach - you will still heavily relate to this. It's exquisite content and side-splittingly humourous.

I forced mark into talking about something i don't know much about and anything i did know was well out of day. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. I hope you all have a brilliant one!

Don't think I don't normally write a description. Here it is. We solve the objective purpose and value of art. Here's something we said we'd link to: https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2017/nov/27/john-baldessari-emoji-exhibition-spruth-magers-gallery-los-angeles The Homer poem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePrZBmP_6cw

Comedy. Deal with. We chat about lots of comedy things (not including ourselves, since we're not commedians) including who'd make our all-time sitcome character 5-a-side teams! Let us know who'd be in yours. We're @TheMarkAndBen on all the social media you can think of.

Bonjour et beinvenue au podcast de Mark et Ben. C'est énormément drole quoi ! On a pas le droit de faire un podcast sur la france parce que on est un peu tres rosbif. Mais tu vas faire quoi ? Tu vas nous tuer ? Non, je pense pas. Faible crottin de chevre ! Bref, si tu veux l'écoute tu peux-en faire d'accord ? C'est ouf ! Sanglier c'est le mot le plus importante en francais.

As is turns out this is not Episode 26 as the brainless fool decree on this podcast. Have a lovely one on this one chaps.

Here in my car I feel safest of all I can lock all my doors It's the only way to live In cars dun-dah-dun-tsh! dun-dah-dun-tsh! Here in my car I can only receive I can listen to you It keeps me stable for days In cars dun-dah-dun-tsh! dun-dah-dun-tsh! Here in my car Where the image breaks down Will you visit me please If I open my door In cars dun-dah-dun-tsh! dun-dah-dun-tsh! Here in my car I know I've started to think About leaving tonight Although nothing seems right In cars dun-dah-dun-tsh! dun-dah-dun-tsh! Boop-de-doop-de-doo-de-doop-de-doop-DEH-doop

Get 10% off your Halloween goodies at Pantaloons, just say you came from this podcast! Go to Pantaloons.co.uk to find out where it is (hint: it's in Pimlico in south west London)

This time of year is very scary. Look after yourself and don't eat too many sweets. Give your favourite relative a call and spook the shit out of them*. They'll like it. *don't.

Roll up to the mo-foing party that is this podcast recorded live just near a party. Remember the smell of bouncy castles? Remember cheese and pineapple on a stick? Remember how weird it all was? And me. We're going to deep dive that ish for a fully pepped up podder where mark's hungover offf of previous parties and ben slightly less so. You C*NT!

Donate to Shelter here: https://england.shelter.org.uk/donate Maybe you think you're a charitable guy, but have you ever given money to someone who lives on the street? Why not? Because you reckon they're secretly earning 60k from their cushy piss-filled street corner? Well they ain't. We'll cover that and other subjects in this podcast all about all kinds of charity.

Zelda? Sonic the Hedgehog? Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge? All these sorts of games and more are totally overlooked in this week's podcast. We get down and dirty in the virtual world of video gaming and discuss whether having been brought up on the bastards has effed us up (it hasn't). Bye!

Listen to this if you aren't a bumbaclart and perhaps even if you are. Space has far more facets to it than just being a load of nothing above earth. Most of everything is made up of just space. Therefore the concept of space pretty much covers everything. Including the computer space bar. Come with us and boldly go where no podcast has ever gone before.

Help! I never wrote a description for this. It's about fashion but I can't remember the content. One thing's for sure - it's side-splittingly funny.