Here's Your Freakin' Podcast

We're about to save you potentially thousands of dollars on sex therapy with stuff every sex therapist desperately wants you to know, we meet a man who ends up paying for sex from his own wife and we check back in with Mr. Big

Recorded live at The Five Star Divebar in Elkhart! Our fifth live podcast includes hilarity (we hope) a special appearance from Dirty Old Fat Kid, "Are You Smarter Than A Pervert?" and our take on the SNL Weekend Update joke swap..

We learn the fine art of sneaking in sex when you're not home alone, how important girth actually is and how kinky are you really? We even have a scientific test to find out!

We learn a ton of things every man needs to know by the age of 30 (sex things), learn how we can train for marathon sex and meet a man who treats his body like a shopping cart. 

We did it, 8 years of podcasting! Our grandfathers would be so proud of us! Sincerely, thanks to every single on of you who have ever hit "play."

We learn about a new kink that frankly sounds like something we'd all be in to, why men will never rival women's pleasin' skills in the bedroom and we meet a couple of people having rough starts to their week!

We learn the many, many things you should never do with "it," how to behave yourself whether getting a lapdance or getting down on a movie set, meet some insatiable public perverts and a horrifying way one couple enjoys their margaritas!

We find out some super deep questions to pull out of the bag next time there is a lull in the conversation, meet an Aussie who makes a severe mistake with Nair and we....we meet Slave Dave. 

Today we learn the proper way to protest something you don't like, whether or not we have another Hot Girl Summer on tap, we also learn where we can go for a sex heavy vacation (spoiler alert: we cannot afford it)

We learn all about a woman who is disturbed by her boyfriend's bizarre fetish, hot to have sex in public "ethically," a horrid cancer and it's horrid treatment options and we learn all about the ins and out (and ins and outs) of "Hot Wifing."

We meet a young lady who lost something very important, find out why women are either colder than the Acrtic Circle or hotter than Hades and we find out just how many people wanted the F word in their business name lol

Holy cow, we're glad someone told us we would have totally missed out! It's the Summer of the Threesome....for some of us. We also catch up with a previous episode star and learn all aboput fecal transplants and it there is a connection between guns and your manhood!

We learn how to hide your gold, the history of the single most offensive language in the English language, a lady gets possibly ended by a Texas gator and we learn all about ghost poops!!!

Are you a kinky person? Are you REALLY though? We break down what it means and if you are. Real sex workers are peeved at the fake sex workers and the ins and the outs of shower sex!

We learn about a horrifying condition, an even more horrible condition, meet a man who's wife lets him have 35 girlfriends and an Italian fella misreads the directions at the gas pump

We learn all the ins and outs (mainly ins) of micropenis, we catch up with a couple who have made the podcast before, find out what your morning wood says about you and hear a story about a sex toy assault. 

We learn about a "revolutionary" new condom, find out that being hung like an elephant may not be as great as it sounds, learn all about how horrifying it it to be constantly aroused, sexsomnia and we meet Paul. Paul, has it all. 

We learn about a terrifying new rejuvenation technique, find out how you can get ore out of your next trip downtown, learn about iPhone Finger and meet a couple ladies who banked on Spring Break!

We learn everyday kitchen utensils you can use (and promptly wash VERY well) in bedroom horeplay, we meet a man who had 12 too many surgeries on his junk and we learn why she may be bored with you in the sack!

We learn how dudes rated their sexual fantasies after they got a crack at the plate, we find out where the big hawgs reside and the downsides of penis ownership. We also meet a young fella who just can't get enough of his town's public park system! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.