Here's Your Freakin' Podcast

We learn how to better set up your bedroom to set the stage for shenanigans, learn about one representative's tongue-in-cheek bill making one of our last great joys a crime and meet a Florida woman who really grossed up her selfie game!

We learn all about how to train for marathon sex,  catch up with the World's Most Unsettling Billionaire, learn about the Bonnie Blue Burger and in a rare epsiode we BOTH learned a new gross term from the internet!

We find out which license plates got rejected by the great state of Indiana last year,  find out what we're doing with those “fatbergs” we learned about a couple years ago and meet a Falconer who has to update his resume on LinkedIn

We learn how woman can put on a better “show,” find out all the things that ended up in women in 2024, a young lady FAFO with an MRI machine and a sex crime we have never heard of. Ever. 

As we have for the last couple years, we end the year's podcasting season with a visit from nudity icon Mr. Skin! Skin runs down the top ten nude scenes of the year and teaches us a fabulaous new phrase!

What is screwing up your dating profile? Who is ruining your sex life? Why aren't you getting laid when you go back home over the holidays? Welp, turns out the problem could be reading this right now. 

Why do guys like being called "Daddy?" There are piles of reasons it turns out! We also meet a woman doing wild things with insects and a panty thief uses his panties....as you would expect him to...

We learn we're about to enter a terrifying season for men, find out the approval ratings for the threesome from people who have actually been there and we meet two gents whose careers in law enforcement have ended in the saddest pervy way possible.

A woman's OnlyFans is so spicy she gets booted from a continent, we learn about a fella who finds out the hard way you shouldn't bang the wives of an entire town and a woman has pain down there....for 18 years before they get to the "bottom" of it!

We learn that there is an insane sex act for every stae in the union! We sloe find out the hottest new apps to use if you're looking to hook up and what specific tastes each one are for!

A special bonus podcast! If you missed it, here are our annual scary stories......as a podcast!

Are you so freaky you need a non-disclosure agreement? We learn all about when you would need one., we meet a lady that "arrives" 50 times a day and learn the shocking sort of cool new way everyone is getting throat ailments!

We meet the episode's namesake, find out just how different sex was 100 years ago and we find out why all public toilets have that cutout at the front. And it is gross as Hell. 

We learn about the differences between physical and emotional cheating, how many of us haven't had "good sex" in a while and how to maybe change that, find out about a deadly new Florida bug and meet a man who just could not hold it any longer. 

We find out how to navigate your way into a threesome. And yes, it sounds nearly impossible. We find out how to really reach across the political aisle and a judge decides sex offenders CAN participate in Halloween festivities. 

We learn (yet again) why you shouldn't put drinkware inside yourself, how to navigate that first time with a new partner, who the foot people actually are and we find out that pumps for genltmen are still a very real thing!

We learn about all the garbage you put in your body that is crippling you in the bedroom (it's all the good stuff!) find out how to low-key introduce some kinks to your relationship, what to do if you're both cheating and the worst car giveaway we have ever heard of!

We learn the ins and outs of hook up culture in 2024, meet a guy who is turning to bone and we find out from a guy who lost his....what it's like living without it. 

We learn what the average woman considers to be a decent size for the fellas and we learn what the actual average size is. We hear from several woman what they prefer and then get sad. And a saga of why we all don't wear unisex clothes. 

We learn there actually is a proper way to "do your paperwork!" How do you approach things if one person in a relationship is vanilla and the other is not? And we meet a guy who really takes being off the clock seriously