John Branyan's Comedy Sojourn Podcast

John calls in to his own podcast because he's STILL driving through this never-ending road trip.  Does he have a good reason for choosing NOT to fly from Indiana to Texas? He'll answer that. This is one of your regular reminders that being a traveling comedian has its pros AND its cons. Later: Garage fires and homemade bombs.  Sometimes unsupervised kids will do the darndest things! (And unsupervised uncles, too.) Chalk it up to life lessons and hands-on learning! Contact the Comedian's Family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com. 

In this conversation, the hosts delve into the frustrations surrounding modern appliances, the challenges of finding replacement parts, and the evolution of repair culture. They discuss the disposable nature of contemporary technology, the conspiracy of brands controlling the market, and the nostalgia for older technology. The conversation also touches on the implications of modern devices like the iPhone and the impact of software updates on legacy systems. In this conversation, the speakers explore the evolution of music formats, discussing the transition from cassettes to CDs and the impact of technology on navigation. They share humorous anecdotes about directions, GPS, and parenting, particularly focusing on fire safety and the adventures of raising children in a rural setting. In this engaging conversation, the hosts delve into various humorous anecdotes surrounding electrical mishaps, customer service experiences, and the peculiarities of candle scents. They share personal stories that highlight the im

Hey, Neighbor. Feel sorry for John because he is being left-behind... Luke gets us started with some hot tips from his $8 golf brochure. (Very, very life-altering stuff!)  Eventually, John explains how being able to make associations is the root of ALL comedy-writing, and that's when things get really interesting! How many sticks have you seen in your life or what you think of when you hear the word "bird."  Contact the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com  to tell us your associations.

In this episode of the Riff Session, the hosts engage in humorous banter about their high school experiences, particularly focusing on the contrast between marching band and football. They share funny anecdotes about their time in school, including the unique challenges of marching band uniforms and the quirks of their school mascots. The conversation shifts to the often-dreaded experience of doing taxes, exploring the emotional rollercoaster that comes with it. They brainstorm creative ideas for accountants to make the tax experience more enjoyable, culminating in a discussion about the implications of tax refunds and the feelings they evoke. In this engaging conversation, the hosts delve into various humorous and relatable topics, including the complexities of sales tax, the challenges of self-employment, and the quirks of family communication. They explore the absurdities of being a private investigator, the comedic aspects of income streams, and the power of memory in everyday life. The discussion also to

Neighbor, here's a PSA:  if you're going to take your kids out of public school, you should have to look every other kid in the eye and say: "My kid deserves more than you do."    LOL!!!!  A member of a school board in Alabama literally said that. (And then turned off the comments because it wasn't going well for her.)  Next: What's wrong with vouchers? And what happens to first-year teachers--fresh out of college--that imemediately turns them into crazy, union-loving, copying-and-pasting activists? Finally: If you try to change the church by-laws, you may have to step over the bodies you leave behind you. And also--you can't make kids eat good food. That's bad.   Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com 

In this episode of the Rep Session, the hosts discuss various topics ranging from their experiences with technology and computers to the integration of AI in podcasting. They share nostalgic memories of old computers, the evolution of computer classes, and the challenges of keeping up with tech upgrades. The conversation also delves into the future of AI in content creation and the humorous implications of outsourcing thoughts to AI. In this engaging conversation, the hosts explore various themes ranging from technical glitches in AI technology to the nostalgic genre of yacht rock. They delve into the humorous aspects of earworms and their impact on daily life, share experiences of shopping at Ollie's, and even discuss the concept of altruistic detectives in crime shows. The light-hearted banter and insightful commentary create a fluid and entertaining listening experience. In this conversation, the speakers explore themes of trust, humor, and the nature of hobbies. They discuss the concept of a trusting dete

Hey, Neighbor! If you're looking for a great place to eat that you will probably regret later, Kokomo has a few options. (Happy Birthday, Jeff!)  Around these parts, we have greasy coney dogs, dirty donuts, a racetrack that some people have heard of, and a strip bar that even MORE people have heard of...  ...PLUS Kokomo has several dozen churches that have been listening to crappy Hillsong music, so all of them are drifting toward Charmismatic progressivism. Why do you need scissors to open a package of scissors? And why do "guests" in church think they have the right to tell those churches how to operate? It's a lively discussion! And there's even some peek-a-boo. Make sure to email us at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com to tell us if getting a Chik fil-a is worth the traffic hassles.  

Welcome to MARCH, Neighbor!  We've put in so much work to pull off another Art in Bloom fundraiser, but it is a testimony to how PLODDING WORKS. There's no more hot chocolate, so pour yourself a mug of Poverty and tuck in for some good stories. We've got TWO examples of shocking/embarassing things that we managed to survive. And then we chat about how to eat an elephant... Contact the comedian's family at Nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

In this engaging podcast episode, the hosts explore various themes ranging from March celebrations and Shakespearean references to personal anecdotes from high school, the evolution of technology and AI, discussions about comic books and superheroes, and reflections on pop culture and movies. The conversation flows naturally, allowing for a rich exploration of each topic. In this engaging conversation, the hosts delve into various aspects of pop culture, from the significance of recent musicals like 'Wicked' to the latest trends in media consumption and communication. They explore how the Oscars reflect current cinematic trends, the evolution of how we consume media, and the impact of GIFs on modern communication. The discussion highlights the challenges of staying relevant in a fast-paced cultural landscape and the humorous nuances of digital interactions. In this engaging conversation, the hosts explore the evolution of communication, particularly in the context of texting and the impact of AI on social int

This family has hundreds of conversations every week, and here's one of them!  Poor Tabby regularly gets teased and criticized when she's not here... So how much should we let it bother us when someone doesn't like what we're wearing? How much should we listen when people criticize? Later: John got a list of "Conservative Causes" from the Heritage Foundation, but he noticed a couple important things missing.  What is the point of sending these lists to Washington anyway? Contact the Comedian's Family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

Summary In this lively conversation, the hosts delve into their personal experiences with cereal, particularly focusing on the nighttime ritual of eating cereal, the unique characteristics of Grape Nuts, and the various techniques for enjoying cereal. They also discuss the controversial topic of cereal milk and explore healthier alternatives like protein pancakes, all while maintaining a humorous and engaging tone. In this lively conversation, the hosts delve into various food topics, from the peculiarities of protein-packed pancakes to the nostalgic cereal choices of their childhood. They explore the science behind sugar and milk, share humorous anecdotes about cotton candy mishaps, and discuss the complexities of artificial flavoring in food. The discussion is filled with laughter and insights, making it a delightful exploration of food and memories. In this lively conversation, the hosts explore nostalgic memories of childhood medicines and their surprising flavors, the influence of parents on food prefere

It's powder. But it's called "cream" of tartar.  Why? We always ask the important questions around here... Then: Enjoy some sage marriage advice from a woman with almost 1 Million followers on Facebook... The  worst part about marriage is the fact that people think it needs to be permanent!  Later: The dude who tried to juggle FOUR wives is now down to only ONE.  What went wrong???  He always told them they were free to walk away if they wanted...and then they did! How could they all divorce a man who was practicing that sage marriage advice years ago??? Contact the Comedian's family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com 

In this conversation, the hosts explore the nuances of stand-up comedy, emphasizing the importance of authenticity, the spoken nature of comedy, and the journey of finding one's comedic voice. They discuss the challenges of writing jokes, the significance of performance, and the pitfalls of mimicking other comedians. The dialogue highlights personal experiences and insights into the craft of comedy, making it relatable for aspiring comedians and enthusiasts alike. In this conversation, the speakers delve into various themes surrounding comedy, stage presence, the nature of babies, societal norms, and the impact of technology on human behavior. They explore the challenges of developing a unique comedic character, the unfiltered behavior of infants, and the complexities of societal expectations. The discussion also touches on the implications of technological advancements, particularly self-driving cars, and how they relate to human nature and behavior. In this conversation, the speakers delve into the nuances

Hey, Neighbor! John has been driving a lot, and the baby has been sick a lot. And if you want Andrew to do something DON'T TELL HIM YOU WANT HIM TO DO IT.  But enough about us...Next: Did you know PhD's are just pieces of paper? And later:  What's the deal with people selecting "work wives" and "work husbands?" Contact the comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

Sound Bites "What did you... you hydroplane?""There will be blood.""It's like stepping on a mine.""You better be playing HORSE!""We would do BB gun fights.""We thought that we could make a boat.""It held for a little bit.""What if there's like foil Pokemon cards?""I still want to do stuff like that.""It's like geocaching.""The geocaching movie script is wide open." Summary In this engaging conversation, the hosts explore various themes ranging from driving in adverse weather conditions to reflections on classic films and childhood games. They discuss the misconceptions surrounding four-wheel drive vehicles in icy conditions, share their thoughts on iconic movies like Citizen Kane and Once Upon a Time in the West, and reminisce about the games they played as children. The dialogue is filled with humor and insights, making it a delightful listen for anyone interested in these topics. In this conversation, the speakers reminisce about their childhood experiences, focusing on the games they played, the injuries t

Welcome, Neighbor! All the cool people hold their headphones instead of wearing them... It's a busy day today because we're having TWO parties in ONE!   The annual Soup-er Bowl Party, in which we pretend to care about football but we are most interested in the food...   Luke (The Pod Ninja) is a Fair Weather Football Fan.  But he thinks there's something wrong with the men who care too much about sports... Next: The Peaches asked The Pod Ninja to make some boxes, and he nearly killed himself. But, speaking of boxes, there's a story in there about how to make your wife (and daughter) sing and dance in the kitchen... Later:  Silas turned seven, and his intricate birthday decorations have reminded us of the benefits of PLODDING.   Email the Comedian's Family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

Sound Bites "Crowd work is all pretty much the same.""Grammy award winning artists on the riff session.""We are in absolutely every part of your life.""I don't remember caring who was president.""I just don't respond.""It should be its own merit.""If it was free.""I swear, I won't pop a video out every day.""You'll never hear from me!""I was going to do a whole YouTube channel of drum covers.""I made sure he was okay. Because he biffed pretty good."  

Hello, Neighbor. We know that YOU are very theologically astute, so YOU know that it's important for Christians to order their loves.   God, then Family, then countrymen...   But, not every Christian agrees! JD Vance got himself in trouble for saying this is a Christian concept. Contact the Comedian's Family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

Sound Bites "That's our theme song.""Is that a... Is that a recorder?""Nobody cares.""It's a dilemma for me.""What about swim socks?""I think I've heard them.""Nobody calls them swim socks.""You can merge with confidence.""There could be a mouse in there!""This is a very simple fix.""Did you try wiggling stuff?" Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Theme Song Discussion03:00 Mail Reliability and Delivery Changes06:01 The Evolution of Mail and Its Importance08:58 The Role of Mail Carriers in Society12:00 Humor in Mail Delivery and Personal Experiences14:50 The Future of Mail and Delivery Services18:34 The Mystery of Swim Socks20:40 Crocs: The Slippery Truth24:41 The Life of an Old Car30:44 Mileage vs. Age: The Human Condition34:01 The Science of Maintenance36:58 The Challenge of Car Maintenance42:22 The Art of Reassembly44:15 Sparks and Safety in Car Repairs46:37 Engaging with the Audience: The Power of Negativity50:04 Insect Encounters: A Humorous Perspective

Welcome, Neighbor!  We're looking at old photos and solving old mysteries. Then, Phil Vischer is helping a non-profit spread the news that THEY NEED MONEY NOW MORE THAN EVER!  And that support letter would have gone to spam with all the other support letters, except they are capitalizing on the CRISIS of a new President.  Should non-profits take government money and then freak out when the government stops sending them money? Later:  Poltics are terrible and they're just a huge distraction--and also trans people are being victimized you cry-baby witch.  Thanks for listening to The Comedian Next Door on the Fight Laugh Feast Network!  Email us at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com