Heat-seeking Panther

an un-bee-lievable episode . . . featuring special guest Andy Sell

In which the facial hair verisimilitude is staggering

In which Dave reads an excerpt from the fanfic.net original story "Nothing Is Impossible"

In which our hero receives a demo CD-R from a Zimmer intern, featuring special guest Jesse Johnstone. (we had some technical difficulties with Dave's mic but luckily he talks loud!)

Guns...Grenades...Hooray! featuring special guest Max Bussman

In which our hero steals the Declaration of Independence

In which we see the movie our hero wishes to see.

In which our hero directs James Franco as himself and himself as a Cajun Eddie King

Starring Miles Lovecraft as Miles and Dave. Also featuring special guest Lionel Williams.

careeraftermilitary.com ranks Windtalkers as the fourth most inaccurate war film ever made

In which our hero, his co-stars, and NFL legend John Madden make a mockery of no less than 5 European dialects. Featuring our first international guest Giovanni Cervigni, all the way from Italy!

In which our hero reaches the tipping point and is moved to tears. Featuring special guest Kathryne Dameron-Johnstone

In which our hero blasts to Palm Springs, instantly feeling better about being me. Special guest Leah Harper reads Cage's chart and discovers how we're astrologically connected to him.

Just when you thought it was safe to bring the dead back in....

In which our hero dances with the devil. Featuring special guest St. James Adenoid

In which Rick Santoro & the planet hollywood globe get swept away by an enormous tsunami. Featuring the music of Aerosmith

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a Cage! featuring special guest Rob Sundermann

In which our hero stars in a heavenly rom-dram based on a Goo Goo Dolls music video featuring special guest Kristin Halladay

In which our hero takes his face.....OFF. Featuring special guest Max Winston

How do I live without you? I want to know, How do I breathe without you? If you ever go, How do I ever, ever survive? featuring special guest Lex Friedman