Killed To Death

When a man is found in a printing press at a "newspaper", the owner drops by to talk about it. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

The Great Pazzini (Joel Buxton), famed magician, returned to his trailer to find his assistant Angelo ACTUALLY cut in half. Pazzines, along with his trailer's landlord Clive, try to solve the tragic death of his friend, sweat mopper, and minesweeper coach. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

The body of Trent Burnwell may never have been found, if it wasn't for Sarah Shaughnessey (Mikaela Dyke), scuba diver and adventure bro. After discovering him in the middle of the bottomless Loch Ness, while searching for the Loch Ness monster's apartment, questions are raised about her diverse friend group. Bronson Burnwell also turns up, upset about his son's death, and a phone call with one of the suspects gets confusing! Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Well well well. When the body of "Grandpa" Chantel Devine is found in a well, its owner (and builder) Fred Pork is enlisted to solve the crime. But past disappearances, family beef, and pie conspiracies make this case especially hard to unravel, even as Sarah Koenig herself is snooping around town. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Ski instructor Chad Chadster (Anders Yates) finds the body of one of his students in a chairlift, and tries to clear his name (as some of his lip particles may or may not be stuck to the body). He's a cool guy (!), but insecurities are hiding underneath, and come to the surface quickly at the arrival of prime minister Justin Trudeau. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Nick the Construction Worker (Sara Hennessey) was rockin' the new CN tower project, when the body of Donnie Wilksboro was found in his cement truck. What unfolds is a conspiracy of Arby's contracts, wives, and Sven, the Sears model. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Isabelle Crumb (Nicole Passmore), stage actress, has found her costar Conrad dead on closing night of their Fiddler on the Roof tribute (music by Weird Al). She, along with fellow thespian Dark Darthness, discuss the murder, and Brie cheese, almost in equal amounts. Featuring the footsteps of Griffin and Steve’s roommates as “The Assistants”. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

When Shelly Clarke (or Sally, or Shandy, or Penelope) is found deceased in a photobooth in the mall, off and on again mall cop Roger Kegg (John Richardson) tries to help the boys solve the crime. And they don't really learn much more than that! I'm Lovin' It. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

The boys delve into the murder of boxer Muhammad Madonna. They were scheduled to fight Jerry McClintock (Matt McCready), and he and his terrible promoter Smarmy Marvin (Nick Nemeroff)both try to piece together the literal puzzle of body pieces. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

When a man is found in a hottub at a party, party host and coworker Gwendolyn Price (Laura Salvas) wanders into the boys' home for some answers. She talks about her party hosting skills, as well as her duties at the knitting factory - which is also run out of her house. Her boss Marvin Bookman drops by, as does a Gong. If you like strawberry puns, this one's for you! Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Truck driver Morty Torpps (Marty Topps) has a problem - there's a dead body in his truck. He's come to the boys hoping they can dispose of it. Instead, they oogle over his hot bod, and try to solve the murder of the man they can only guess to be named Dennis Cochrane. Until Dennis Cochrane himself shows up, with distressing news from the cab - he's alive, but the other body being stabbed in there isn't. Featuring the most uses of the word "pooing" of any episode yet! Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Rupert Malone (Colin Sharpe) runs the local Tunnel of Love - where the body of his former grade school sweetheart Saucy Jen was discovered. He confirms the year (2016), and talks about his father issues. Mainly, that he killed him. Then his father returns from the dead, and the boys spend a good 15 minutes spinning in circles to try to determine who could have done this. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Jasnine Cabernin Willowdean (Lisa Gilroy), former pageant queen turned farmer/pog collector, has found a body in one of her families' fields. Also her dad is Larry Bird, but they brush over that pretty quick.Then, creepy "reporter" Scarecrow the Garbageman shows up, and he's only got 2 questions. You're next! Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

1. Furnest B. Everly (Sharjil Rasool), who found a body in his cottage 2. Cineplex Timeplay 3. Red Flags 4. In N Out Burger 5. Nilorf Jim, a man recently awoken from a coma 6. Lists of 6. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

With Laura Del Maschio, Gavin Pounds and Chris Leveille. Frank and Matilda Wormwood (Gavin Pounds and Laura Del Maschio) are Goldilocks and the Three Butts (yup), famed folk singing duo. But when they find someone dead at their concert, they turn to the boys on the 1 year anniversary of their first episode to figure it out. And when Lucille (Chris Leveille), Matilda's mother shows up, a tale of talking frogs, tattoos, and a man "literally bursting with semen" unravels. Featuring: Flashbacks! Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

"You don't go to the police - you go to those two boys" Her dad is DEAD IN THE CAR. Her being Michelle Angela (Flick Penman), and her dad being Jon - a brainless, naked, wannabe softball player. Griffin and Steve reveal THEIR history with Jon, and act like real galahs. Then Uncle Barnaby shows up - mainly to reiterate how much her dad didn't care for Michelle. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Todd Vanderdorff (Alex Kolanko) has a problem at his oil company - 53 employees have been found dead in oil drums. And while he admits that 50 were his fault, the boys try to get to the bottom of the other 3 deaths. Company incompetence? Todd just miscounted the bodies he killed? They find the answer sooner than they'd like! Blanche (a man) also comes for a visit. He's fed up with Todd's reign of terror in his village, and so is his wife, Stu. Featuring an appearance by Todd's podcast, Oil Ya Glad to See Me? Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

"Someone did a murder on this grilled cheese man" It's the day of the Daytona 500, and that means there's a murder to solve. When Jessica and Sarah Broderick (Jessica Greco and Claire F.) find their triplet Parker dead, they try to get Griffin and Steve to talk about the murder. They are mostly disappointed. Then, neighbour Maurice 19 shows up, and is very, very flemish. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

It's 3 little boys and a horse on today's Killed to Death. When Dr. Palmera is found dead, his patient Marvin Martin (Nick Nemeroff) tries his best to recount the murder. We find out about his new life - impersonating the victim. Also, Secretariat - the horse - stops in to break some things. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

When a man is found crushed by a bookshelf in a library, librarian (and nerd) Ingrid Seacup (Amanda Brooke Perrin) is brought in to help. She talks about her rough childhood, love of eggs, and the other employees of the library (including the oldest man alive). Another one of the employees, Eric the bathroom attendant, drops by to offer her some toilet paper (his classic flirt). Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/