Killed To Death

Everyone's hungover on this week's Killed to Death! When a chess player is found dead, chess computer C.A.R.L (Clare Belford) is brought in to talk to the Yu-Gi-Bros Steve and Griffin. Most of the time is spent talking Big Bang Theory, but occasionally they talk beach chess and smashin' junk. S.A.M, another computer, drops in to read some Big Bang scripts and write some jokes. Most importantly, we find out how C.A.R.L can shoot a gun. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

It's 2017! After briefly going through past years' failed bits, the boys set out to make some more. A man has been found dead in a butterfly conservatory, and biologist Duncan MacNamara (James Hartnett) discusses his work, the mystical butterfly Ruby, and Griffin's childhood doctor. Gary, security baby, stops by, and the trio may just end up saving the life of a certain CHFI host... Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Stacey, British orphan (Spencer Litzinger), has had her crush - and fellow orphan - found dead. She talks about a mysterious drug, a strip club, and her lack of a certain asset. Later on, two British people yell at each other, a host gives some facts that aren't true, and an unexpected murderer is revealed. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

A man is found dead on a cruise ship, and the cruise-ship-Santa Sandy Claws (Winter Tekenos-Levy) tells the guys of her Barthelona cruise, and pickpocketing lapdance scheme. Joining them as cohost is the real Santa Claus (John Richardson), and he's as fed up with the boys antics as ever. Later, Sandy's weak, spindly boyfriend Darren Childs shows up, as does perennial favourite Krampus. Does this sound like too much stuff going on at once? Merry Christmas! Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Yoohoo Boys! This week, the guys talk over Spring Stepper (Devon Hyland), a city park designer who found a body in one of his competitor's parks. Cut in half, and painted like a tree, the suspects range from the Cutter, the Rope Man, Clove Dugger and firefighters. Clove Dugger stops in to defend himself, and an old rivalry involving goldfish and girlfriends is opened. If you wanted an episode featuring multiple landmarks on Dupont Street, this one's for you! Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Terrence V Meterologeist, a tv weatherman, is found crushed by a green screen (and then run through several plate glass windows). Documentarian Ken Salad (Cam Wyllie) was filming a doc on Terrence at the time, and shares his knowledge. Songs about snake oil are sung, interns are left on ceilings, and SD cards go rolling. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

A body is found in the confession booth at church, and Father Skipnully (Paul Aihoshi) is a little suspicious that there is more to this death than the normal mob assassinations that take place in cool church. In addition to the Grand Kingfather, Jojo the local janitor shows up, as does a Zoolander monster, and they all race against the clock to solve the crime as the church burns to the ground around them. Rock n Roll. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

When Lousie (JB) tries to deliver a pizza to the home of Connor Spatz, she instead finds him with a knife in his chest. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

A tenant of the 250 floor apartment building Tower is found surrounded by blood. Building landlord Ted Docker joins Griffin, Steve, and The Pirate for questioning, and moments of silence. Featuring a fellow tenant with excellent hearing, Fido the parrot, and Playdough's new slogan. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Heartson Aces (Raul Delgado), celebrated romance author, has tragedy strike at a book signing when a fan is found dead with a knife on/in her back. A mysterious man was seen falling down the stairs away from the scene, but a few hints can be gathered from his shoes, and smells. A fellow author with a penchant for making up names offers his expertise, and triangle eyes soon turn towards the forest... Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

When Bradd, a prominent member of the Delta Delta Delta fraternity is found dead and listing starboard, fellow fraternity member Tripp Vanderbilt (Caroline Benstead) looks for answers. Was it the sorority next door of literal sisters? Or the demon god Isalostus? Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Lady Crane McKinnon (Chris Leveille), an aristocrat turned cabooseman, works in the back caboose of a train, mostly shovelling coal and luggage. What a dream! When the two conductors are found ablaze, it's up to Cabooseman Crane and her two pushcart boys Frederich and Cederich to figure out the culprit. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

The classic Kawartha Lakes tale of someone being found in a car in a lake replays itself once again, this time with Charmagne Bracket as its victim. The boys talk to Elvis Costello (Todd Graham)- not the musician married to Diana Krall, but the man on a curling team with Diana Krall - about Charmagne's death. Could it have been the curling union Charmagne was starting? The valet who drove cars to the middle of the lake? All the hockey players in town? All we know is that it wasn't Steve. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

TSA Agents at Jameson Underwater Airport have found a man dead in line at the terminal, and are looking for answers. Opal (Shannon Lahaie) has been through 3 divorces, Geraldine (Ally Cabrera-Aragon)is endearing, and Mum Jameson is confused. Most of this episode is spent talking about scarecrows, and rightfully so. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Bada Boom, Bada Bing! A face in the sand. Discovered at a dig site by archaeologist Graham Masterson (Andrew Bushell), was Natalie Patterson a victim of sex bracelets, unspeakable acts of pottery, or merely a partygoer who wandered too far down the beach? Awful starfucker Rob McGee snapchatted the whole thing, which is perfect for an audio podcast. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

TBH, garbage collector Plug (Chris Locke) found a body in a trash can, and turned to the boys for help. He talks about his issues with his father (chickpea magnate Chog), his unrealized tennis career, and his cool housemate college kids. He’s also not a pervert! Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Dorothy Andrews (Bridget Cann), longtime employee of the Rothesay, New Brunswick grocery store, is shocked to find owner Mark Peters frozen in one of the freezers (NOT Carbonite. Wink). Both the history of Rothesay and Norse Mythology are legitimately gone into in great depth, before Odin himself shows up to grant some questions. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Gravedigger Jamison P. Gravedigger (Chris Wilson) had a corpse go missing from his plot of land/body pile, and the boys are brought in to investigate. While not technically solving a murder, as always, there's still plenty of talk of floating bodies, bonbonfires, and the rivalry between gravediggers and drunk 20-somethings. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Corduroy (Ashley Moffatt), a butler/friend/lover to the wealthy Wallace Brumpton, has discovered him dead in a bathtub. Naked. With his giant son, some fireball, and a suspicious hole in the skylight. Rihanna (not THAT Rihanna), ex-wife of Wallace, and forced out of her home by Corduroy, helps to untangle the mess. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Maury May (Geoff Cork), dog walker/dog enthusiast/part dog, finds a corpse in the local dog park. He drops by the show to discuss his instincts, dog flavours, limbo, and his problem son - who ends up stopping by for some bonding. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/