Killed To Death

Ohhh nooo! Stars America (D.J. Mausner), resident of a Windsor trailer park and amateur comedian, finds lover Big Truck Goldstein dead in their trailer. With the trailer doors, and basement, locked, and a Code Red Mountain Dew screwed into his chest, a mystery of logistics and finances unravels. Ford Focus, Big's former business associate, drops in, as do Griffin and Steve's other roommates. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

The body of Felicity Rubbermaid, coolest girl on the ship, is found dead on the SS Madonna party cruise. Captain Water Mug (Sara Hennessey) tries their best to hold it together, even though they're just there for a good time. Skipper Phil - born from peg legs, and possibly dead - comes in to bum everybody out, and detail exactly what happened while he was DJing the rave. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

A scientist is found is his lab after a late night, dead and downsized. The boys recruit the help of renowned astrophysicist, and Stephen King consultant, Neil deGrasse Tyson (Chris Sandiford). He explains the properties of shrinking, as well as the various kinds of mists - the sneakiest of which being Sierra, who later wafts in Watchmen style (in the worst way). Featuring maybe a real life car crash! Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Nathaniel Greene (Matt McCready), former prisoner of the guardless, Mortal Kombat obsessed prison, recounts the tale of his former cellmate October Train. A heroic, almost undefeatable man of the people, they try to figure out what happened to him to make his spirit, lips, and chest toupee vanish. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

A body is found in the underground tank at a gas station. ...and also in the grass tank. There was a note in the glass tank. Baron Kensington Mackenzie (Chris Leveille) explains the tank/saws/lobby/hatch system, the NASA merch, and the quiz show that take place at his facility. Timothy the Lobby Boy stops by from another vacation, and his wife may be in dire circumstances. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Drug dealer Doug Dealer (Shannon Lahaie) discovers his client dead in their home, face down in a vat of marinara sauce, and home in ruins. He talks about his PowerPoint school in the rec centre, his teacup pig, and the hilarious wig-based antics of one of his students. Then Chomson, a real stickler for the rules, describes HIS experience that night - sitting in a car, eating his own vat of sauce. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Fred Bong, Body Gone. And found in Susan Flaps' storage locker (Clare McConnell), adding to a long line of awful birthdays. They talk moles, twins, and "Rinse" Priebus in the time allotted to them by Randy the prison guard. Sticky Ricky, running for Governor of the Galleria Mall, then steps in to campaign, with the help of Susan. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

This week, the boys frustrate Richard Garfield (Rob Norman), as they try to solve the death of Richard Garfield. As he fights through the fog of trying to remember what happened to him, the boys discuss topography, Mama the dog, and how much Richard despises Griffin and Steve kissing through his body. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

A murder mystery dinner is derailed by a murder, and Max Well (Josh Murray) is even more off-put about the whole thing. A simple guy, he'd rather be in the basement with the boys playing poker, selling guests his homemade beer. Boys like Ray, who drops in to touch some guns and talk some hockey. Together, they try to piece together what went so wrong - or perfectly to plan. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Gary (Patrick Ronan), not a robber, had merely mistaken another house for his own, when he discovered a corpse in the penthouse. Jeremy Cop, best friend, drops in, and they talk babies, former Sketchersons, and get way too tangled up in the logistics of a Looper scenario. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Catarina Raquel Johnson (Monica Garrido), one of the performers at a mouth based circus, finds her trainee and "special friend" dead, and buried in a forest. Then Aeeeelpoopemoji (pronounced Leonard) drops by, and the three discuss kissing circles, mouth powers, and the 7th season of Buffy. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Tammy Faye Baker (Erin Pim), now a woman, finds a man dead in a bathroom during her coming out ball. They discuss what exactly a coming out ball is, all her presents, and the corpses' white, scary head. Number 5 - Kurt Arse - drops in, and some pretty shocking revelations and texts are made. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Greg Fitzgerald and LeeRoy Hutchinson (Cody Crain and Colin Morey, of the Spooked Podcast), used car salesman from Winnipeg, discovered a body in one of their vehicles. They discuss how high up in the stack of cars it was, and various Winnipeg landmarks, like Santa Monica Boulevard. Markus doesn't show up, "the runs" are noted, and the show takes a one way trip to Bleachtown. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Camp Spanchel Friend - where the kids get old, and then stick around. Christopher Plumber, camp staff, was one of them - until he was discovered dead on the beach. Counsellor Old Daniel (Meg MacKay) wants to figure out what happened, and air some old grudges, including against Young Daniel, and the fish he assumes are in the lake, not kissing him. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

TTC Worker Doug Water (Nick Nemeroff) discovers a friggin' body in a subway tunnel - dressed up as either him or Doug Ford. Turns out it was Taylor Milky, the CEO of the TTC - and dream limo passenger of Doug's, along with Owen Wilson. Al, current limo driver of Taylor's, joins the fray to talk about Georgian Bay rocks, subway desks, and Canadian rock group Doug and the Slugs. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Chad Dickwood (Callum Wratten), host of Hammerin' Stuff, the home reno show on HGTV3, was doing exactly that when he discovered a corpse in the wall. The man was Kyle Wilmore, the house was his ex-wife Jenine's, and Tim the cameraman got none of it, Trump. Featuring a discussion of things you can eat. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Fransiphina Sauerkraut (Laura Del Maschio) runs several sense-deprivation tanks in her underground Central Park facility. It was there the body of her lover Beuford is found, eyes sucked out, and legs floating. Pool cleaning vaccuum F.R.A.N.K.Y (Known in the graffiti world as "spaz")tries to help her and Griffin solve the grusome death, and only one song about toe rings occurs. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Pompeii style corpses are uncovered in the changerooms at Toronto clothing store Jean Darlene, and employee Grovel Doncheadle (Matt Folliott) wasn't afraid to touch them. Owner Terry Cauve takes a break from his HOT TUB, where he was DRINKING A BREEZER, and the men discuss his criminal past and Cher the TD Chair. (It was probably just Dementors) Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Stef Beauregard (Leigh Cameron), 13 year old boy, and Tsar-in-waiting, discovers a body in the woods while out on his RipStik. They discuss the worn down, missing feet, the gunshot wound in its head, and the bodies' former ability to see Stef while most people can't. Tim Castle, owner of "Castle Loma", several convenience stores, and the TTC, joins them, and a greater mystery, centuries in the making, unfolds. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

The now abandoned Honest Ed's holds less than it used to - but has gained a body, hanging from the rafters. Trent Clench (Gavin Pounds), a former employee of Ed's, tries to offer insight into what could have caused this tragedy in his beloved store. Along with his friend and fellow snowbird Lil' Pete, fingers point from everyone to the Spooky Bunch in the rafters, to Braeden Mirvish and his band of skateboarders. Not all the hosts will make it to the end, and not just because of their food poisoning... Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/