Killed To Death

At an auto repair shop/employment service centre, mechanic Clyde Jenkins (Vance Banzo) has found the remains of town jerk Marty Short spread throughout a vehicle. Shop owner Mikey drops in, as does Marty's widow, and the four discuss various affairs, girl scouts, and a potentially very real game of murder handshake. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Theatre usher Sal Ladd (Devon Hyland) finds a body in the cinema after a screening of Murder On the Orient Express. Who's movie rule did he break? Who there caused a religious war? What happens in Enter the Void? And how does Tyrone, the projectionist, feel about what Sal did to the corpse? Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

In the small fishing community of Alberwood, Nova Scotia, a man is found dead on the beach, tangled in net. With a fishhook in his clavicle, blood on his moustache, and a town full of sheds, Maggheeh Rhyyahn (Leanne Miller) and her husband Rhhhhhin - of hot air balloon fame - try to figure out what happened. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Greg Weatherbottom, star of youth hockey in the 'Sue, is found dead, centre ice. Dougie Weatherbottom (Mark Little), no relation, is a youth hockey enthusiast, trying to figure out what happened to the best kid on the ice, and the town's cancer sponge. Gordon, Zamboni driver, also has some insight into the events at the rink. And finally, films are discussed. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

While aboard the International Space Station, astronaut Deb Barinski (Cassie Barradas) discovers the corpse of another - Genghis "The Clop" Johnson, crush and seamster. With the help of fellow astronaut Skull Boy, they unravel the mystery that's been plaguing them ever since they followed a mysterious cup into space... Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Elephant Ben, world's wealthiest elephant, has found his assistant Stel dead in the lobby of the BMO building. Hanged, and note stabbed into forehead, a wide range of monsters are suspected. One of whom - an old slenderman, and Stel's former husband - stops by to tell his boring, boring stories. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

When the captain of the Maid of The Mist is found dead floating up to the beach, first mate Mr/Mrs Joan Crandall Wagnalls (Nicole Passmore) stops by to have a pleasant conversation with the boys, hoping to find some answers. Grandpa Funk, from the other side of the Funk & Wagnalls encyclopedia empire, visits to talk local theatre. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Todd Browning (Darren Springer) is the curator at the RGAG, an art gallery and grill. A body is discovered that morning - turning out to be his cousin, Josh. Urquhart Van Hammon, artist behind the current exhibit, and 5'9 years old, stops by to give his interpretation of the murder. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Darius Milton (Guled Abdi) is a sawmill employee/accountant, who finds sawmill hall monitor Harry Mac tied to a log and cut in half. The boys talk Pembroke, Ontario, and its Borat day, its Take Your Kids to Work Day, and all the jokes that lost Darius his fingers. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Parade inspector Tristian McElroy (Alex Kolanko) has found a body behind the driver's seat of a float in the Missouri Pumpkins & Christmas parade. What follows is a deeper delve of his parade inspection business, a pitch perfect movie recap, and nothing regretful. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

This week, Marjorie I.E. (Brennan Asbridge), host of cooking show The Great Cook-Off Fight-Down, drops by to discuss the death of one of the guest judges. Robert Durst, the famous real estate mogul, also drops by, fully mic'd up. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Closing out 2017 is the death of Horton Peters, tamborinist, and manager of The Beer Store. Found by fellow employee Jackie Starch (Emily Richardson), drained of blood and stuffed in a keg, Horton’s past is explored - from tall judges, to half lips, to handies with the blinds open. Jimmy stops in to TELL US HIS STORY. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Santa (John Richardson) is back for the annual Christmas episode, and Griffin and Steve's roommate Eric joins the festivities. When his present seems to contain body parts, the 4 must investigate chimps, statues and their favourite Christmas movies to get to the bottom of it. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Rosemary and Thyme Basil (Laura Del Maschio and Spencer Litzinger), sisters and fellow operatives for an unknown intelligence agency, have watched their triplet fall to her death from their hotel. Skilled in mail fraud, alien possessions, and hip hop music, the sisters turn their teeth and gills to the boys for help. And as always, an alien goes into Steve's butt. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Pete Dibly (Campbell Parsons), recent churchgoer, found a body in the double basement of his new church. After describing the trials it took him to reach the pipe room (some drums; a sink), details start to emerge that suggest a certain mythical "King of Serpents" was involved... A certain tiny smoke monster in a silk robe and a pope hat... Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

When a city worker is found dead in the sewers, fellow municipal employee Spruce Dasani (Cam Wyllie), an anteater man in his anteater vaccuum truck, describes his journey down below. Winks are twitched. Doors are chosen. Clowns are accused. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

A scientist by the name of Jason DeRosse is found dead at an antarctic base. Resident base detective Gerald Greene (Alastair Forbes) explains Jason's ill-conceived ideas, why he hates him so much, and why he himself is innocent. Gerald's suspicions turn to Freaky Tuesday (Horatio Friday), just a cool fun guy who pranked his way onto the base. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Ohhh nooo! Stars America (D.J. Mausner), resident of a Windsor trailer park and amateur comedian, finds lover Big Truck Goldstein dead in their trailer. With the trailer doors, and basement, locked, and a Code Red Mountain Dew screwed into his chest, a mystery of logistics and finances unravels. Ford Focus, Big's former business associate, drops in, as do Griffin and Steve's other roommates. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

The body of Felicity Rubbermaid, coolest girl on the ship, is found dead on the SS Madonna party cruise. Captain Water Mug (Sara Hennessey) tries their best to hold it together, even though they're just there for a good time. Skipper Phil - born from peg legs, and possibly dead - comes in to bum everybody out, and detail exactly what happened while he was DJing the rave. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

A scientist is found is his lab after a late night, dead and downsized. The boys recruit the help of renowned astrophysicist, and Stephen King consultant, Neil deGrasse Tyson (Chris Sandiford). He explains the properties of shrinking, as well as the various kinds of mists - the sneakiest of which being Sierra, who later wafts in Watchmen style (in the worst way). Featuring maybe a real life car crash! Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/