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Christian has a new baby daughter whose birth was foretold by hail and thunder, so, y’know, make peace with your God and prepare for the end, or something. The guys demand details on the surprise, painful, induced labor. Jesus remembers torturing his newborn baby brother. Jerry struggles with his kids whooping each others’ asses lately. Jerry gives updates on his DUI conviction and his birthday show. He tries to kick off Jerry's Sports Minute with Super Bowl talk, but nobody really cares. However, the guys got THOUGHTS on the halftime show. Then, Snoop coaches youth sports almost as well as Jerry, and Jesus reveals his secret way-too-intense past as a MALE CHEERLEADER. --- TREAT YOURSELF TO AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets: February 17 @ Standup Live in Phoenix, AZ --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

The milestone 100th episode! LIVE from Harvelle’s in Long Beach, the Wannabes open up more than ever before about baby mamas, jail time and freckled dick! Christian goes way too far discussing his daughter, his past loves, and his wife’s pregnancy! Jerry drops bombshells as he reveals for the first time when, why and how he ended up in jail in 2018! Jesus feels like he’s at the holiday table with a couple drunk uncles. Jerry opens up even more about all the things he learned about women this past year, and the Wannabes give a huge shout-out to their female listeners. At the same time, Jerry considers finding a third baby mama while Day-1-fan Juan Sevilla strongly recommends a vasectomy. The Wannabes round out the show with pop-ins from the hilarious Hooter Moreno, the smartest guy they’ve ever met Juan Sanabria, and much love all around for our fans and supporters. There’s big plans afoot for 2019…Now get ready for 100 more episodes! --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favo

Jerry remembers the most pathetic mugging ever. Jesus finds his dream manager. Christian reveals his outlaw past. But first: FYRE FESTIVAL! The homie Fernie El Chaton is in the house – just in time to help make fun of Jerry for losing his voice. The Wannabes' newest Netflix obsession is the Fyre Festival doc. Then, Jerry's Sports Minute returns! Jerry's HBO special is coming Father's Day weekend, and Jesus can't stand the title. Jesus tells a story about seeing a kid get beat by his parents, and it took him back to his childhood. Finally, the guys share stories of the first time they got hustled and jacked. Jerry's story wins. It may go down as the most pathetic American Wannabes story of all time. --- TREAT YOURSELF TO AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets: Jan. 31, American Wannabes @ Ha Ha Comedy Club in Studio City, CA Feb 1., The Jerry Garcia Birthday Show @ The Ice House in Pasadena, CA --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app

The guys drive back from Mexicali after their show. It's past midnight, Jerry's drunk, and they're about to encounter a Border Control checkpoint...   Jesus is behind the wheel and getting lost. Christian's baby is almost here, and Jerry's ready to be El Padrino. Jesus ain't down with uppity border agents demanding to see passports. We know the sound quality's not great, but that's just how shit goes on the road, cabrones. --- TREAT YOURSELF TO AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets: Jan. 30, American Wannabes @ Ha Ha Comedy Club in Studio City, CA Feb 1., The Jerry Garcia Birthday Show @ The Ice House in Pasadena, CA --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

The guys record from the road, literally. They’re in the car, running late for a show. A look behind the comedy curtain! The after-show drops later this week. Christian can't remember where they're going. For the record, it's a border town near Mexicali. Jesus remembers growing up American, but getting schooled like an immigrant. Jerry addresses an intriguing rumor from the BEST OF 2018 episode. Jerry turns the podcast X-rated quickly, with the story of hitting up a transgender strip club as a young'n in Rosarito, and the Wannabes can't let it go. Jerry clarifies his opinion on Caitlyn Jenner. --- TREAT YOURSELF TO AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets: Jan. 30, American Wannabes @ Ha Ha Comedy Club in Studio City, CA Feb 1., The Jerry Garcia Birthday Show @ The Ice House in Pasadena, CA --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Ch

The Wannabes are BACK! We’re popping off on R. Kelly, Louis CK, Trump’s wall, circumcision, and more! All the opinions you’d ever need to kick off 2019. Jesus spent Christmas living out a 90s-kid Richie Rich fantasy. Christian is gearing up for his baby’s birth like a Marine going to war. And Jerry gives all the best advice for how to handle a new baby. Then: “Surviving R. Kelly.” It’s time to cancel the Pied Piper. Christian has all the facts. Jesus understands how the power of fame can corrupt. And Jerry wants to talk about Kevin Spacey and Louis CK while we’re on the topic. Jesus has a bold prediction about CK’s comeback. Finally: The Wall. Jerry cuts through all the bullshit and right to the core of what’s really going on there. Stick around for real talk. --- TREAT YOURSELF TO AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets: Jan. 18, American Wannabes @ Ricochet in Imperial, CA Jan. 30, American Wannabes @ Ha Ha Comedy Club in Studio City, CA Feb 1., The Jerry Garcia Birthday Show @ The I

The Wannabes celebrate New Year's Eve with a compilation of this year's best stories, revelations and arguments! Jerry remembers looting during the L.A. Riots The Wannabes compare jail time Jerry claims to have slept with over 100 women Jerry revisits his 100-women claim in front of a live audience The fabulous Narciso Gonzalez takes over the podcast A Wannabe is having a baby! Jesus narcs out his friends Raul Reyes shares scary stories The infamous Big Dick Talk segment Thanks to all the fans who kept laughing with us through 2018. Bigger and better things to come in the New Year! Love to you all! --- GIVE YOURSELF THE GIFT OF AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets: Jan. 2-6, Jerry Garcia @ LOL Comedy Club in San Antonio, TX Jan. 18, American Wannabes @ Ricochet in Imperial, CA --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Z

The guys wish Feliz Navidad to all the fans, as they look back on the greatest moments, accomplishments, and soul-destroying breakups of 2018. Jerry remembers getting emotionally wrecked this year, Jesus remembers getting emotionally wrecked in seventh grade, and Christian remembers how he knew Krystle was "the one." The guys are all in relationships for 2019 and the future looks bright! So grab a holiday drink and settle in by the fire to for a very Wannabe Christmas. NEXT WEEK: The Best of 2018!! --- GIVE YOURSELF THE GIFT OF AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets: Dec. 28-30, Jerry Garcia @ Edgewater Casino in Laughlin, NV Jan. 2-6, Jerry Garcia @ LOL Comedy Club in San Antonio, TX Jan. 18, American Wannabes @ Ricochet in Imperial, CA --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jesus hands out manliness grades, Christian sweats his wife's upcoming labor, Jerry's son cops a feel, and Jonah Hill makes the guys regret existence. Jesus is fresh off the soccer field, where he was intimidated by two sexy hunks. Jerry's pumping iron to achieve a Nacho Libre physique, but he needs to overcome his irrational fear of sweat. Jesus teaches everyone how to negotiate, and it's uncomfortable as hell. Jerry admits to a federal offense live on air, but the statute of limitations has passed (probably). Then, Jerry took his son to a Lakers game, where they had a very close encounter with a big fake white butt. Finally, Christian and his wife have all the facts on placenta-eating. --- GIVE YOURSELF THE GIFT OF AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets: TOMORROW, Dec. 18, American Wannabes @ The Rec Room in Huntington Beach, CA Dec. 28-30, Jerry Garcia @ Edgewater Casino in Laughlin, NV Jan. 2-6, Jerry Garcia @ LOL Comedy Club in San Antonio, TX Jan. 18, American Wannabes @ Ricochet

Christian explains the podcast's wonky schedule, Jesus bonds with his dad, Jerry chills with the government, and the guys review Narcos: Mexico! Apologies to the fans for inconsistent releases! But don’t worry, the guys are still together, all is back to normal, and Jerry and Jesus are still very much in love. NARCOS is the best show on Netflix and the Wannabes tell you why. Jesus' dad just crashed with him for two weeks straight, and he's now ready to admit he has a video game addiction. Christian makes adulting look easy and the guys are jealous. And Jerry LOVES pregnant women. Plus, when Jerry tells the story of kicking it with the mayor of Cudahay and his homeboys...Might he reveal too much?? --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

The Wannabes are back from their pavo break! Jesus has a naughty video out in the world, Jerry's coaching basketball, and Christian had a White Thanksgiving. The guys may have a few regrets from their epic 100th EPISODE LIVE SHOW … But you’ll have to judge for yourself once we release it. Jesus lost a pee-pee tape after Christian got in a fight. Jerry encountered an ex-Nazi with some intense tattoos. And Jesus has got to talk about ranchers f**king goats. HE’S GOT TO. Then, Coach Jerry realizes he has no idea how to run basketball plays. And finally, Jesus thrills and chills with the story of his real-life encounter with…THE CAT-MAN. --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jerry is shocked at how much money 20-somethings spend at bars, Christian fact-checks dick sizes, and Jesus skipped Jerry's HBO taping – was he busy or hating? --- THE PREGUNTAS SEGMENT IS RETURNING! Send us your burning questions that only the guys can answer: americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com or DM @chriszpics, @comedianjerryg or @jesuscomic89 --- Jesus declares he's done drinking forever. Christian remembers rolling deep at the pool hall with The San Bernardino Westsiders. In JERRY'S SPORTS MINUTE, Jerry G quizzes Jesus and Christian on football and they fail miserably. After a confusing debate about Michael Jackson, Christian and Jesus have to teach Jerry the real meaning of the word 'autistic.' The guys try out some new jokes and remember old favorites, the best of which are of course about diarrhea. And finally, in true American Wannabes fashion, the guys tackle dick size. --- COME SEE THE AMERICAN WANNABES RECORD EPISODE 100 LIVE! A blowout celebration, Wednesday, November 21 @ Harvelle's Long Beach –

The guys get serious on a topic plaguing Latino communities and all of America: Drug addiction. (Don't worry, there's time for funny stories too.) Jerry's heading back to Vegas and he's not happy about it. Jesus isn't happy about Jerry's upcoming comedy special. And Christian remembers being VERY happy at his first rave. The Wannabes start talking about the effects of drugs like ecstasy and MDMA, and shit gets real, real fast. Also: The worst part about having sex in your teens is finding a good place to actually do it. --- SEE JERRY GARCIA TAPE HIS FIRST SOLO HBO SPECIAL! FREE!! November 9 @ The Alex Theatre, Glendale, CA COME SEE THE AMERICAN WANNABES RECORD EPISODE 100 LIVE! A blowout celebration, Wednesday, November 21 @ Harvelle's Long Beach – Special guests, stand-up sets, and games with the crowd. Help us sell out for our milestone show!! --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jer

The horrifying Raul Reyes joins the Wannabes for an extra-spooky Halloween episode! Come for the ghost stories, stay for a major announcement from Jerry G. Jerry's still grieving for his Dodgers. Raul almost made Jesus sh*t his pants. And Jesus feels used after Jerry drops the big news. Then, the guys help Jerry practice his voiceover work for a new role in a foreign cartoon. Jesus talks about his first big audition, and how he totally blew it. Finally, Raul comes clean that he sees ghosts, and the Wannabes tell some of the worst scary stories any of them have ever heard. Happy Halloween, fools. --- SEE JERRY GARCIA TAPE HIS FIRST SOLO HBO SPECIAL! FREE!! November 9 @ The Alex Theatre, Glendale, CA COME SEE THE AMERICAN WANNABES RECORD EPISODE 100 LIVE! A blowout celebration, Wednesday, November 21 @ Harvelle's Long Beach – Special guests, stand-up sets, and games with the crowd. Help us sell out for our milestone show!!   --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcas

Jerry uses statistics to clear up his thoughts on women, Christian lands on ABC News to talk about the Lotto, and Jesus is down to smash some doñas. The Wannabes encourage the Dodger faithful to stay faithful! Jerry recaps exactly how much money he lost during his week in Vegas (spoiler: A LOT). Then, Jesus and Christian suggest Jerry clear the air after last week’s upsetting discussion of his “perfect woman.” The explanation ends with Jesus expecting death threats. Then, Jesus shares a truly disturbing story about an infected nut sack, which somehow leads the guys to ponder exactly how old is too old to hit it. A female-friendly episode for all the chicas en su vida. --- COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets: TOMORROW: FRIDAY, 10/26 @ The Civic Arts Plaza in Thousand Oaks, CA! --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zara

Jerry gears up for a Vegas trip. Then, the Wannabes vs. THE CATHOLIC CHURCH! Finally, because no one demanded it, the guys talk foreplay. The Wannabes debate joining Jerry in Las Vegas, and break down the finer points of a long stint in Sin City. Then, Christian reveals he suffers night terrors. The opinions and "advice" of Catholic priests only made them scarier. This leads the guys into a discussion of The Catholic Church, and they do NOT hold back. Expect righteous anger followed by a huge Catholic Guilt Hangover. Jerry hands off the long-awaited Stamino pill to Christian, and the guys have lots of thoughts on the state of modern foreplay. Finally, in Jerry's Sports Minute, he rants about how he hates women who pretend to know sports, then describes his perfect woman, and the results are predictably confusing. --- COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets: Oct. 15-21, Jerry Garcia w/ Michael Somerville @ MGM Grand in Las Vegas, NV Oct. 16, Jesus Sepulveda feat. Christian Zaragoza @ The

From Phoenix, AZ, the Wannabes recap the longest road trip ever. Jerry and Jesus compliment each other for the first time, and Jesus' dad goes 'Whiplash.' The guys learn first-hand about AZ monsoons. Jerry reveals the shocking reason why all the homies from HP ended up in Avondale. Jesus goes on another Instagram rant, so Christian has to jump in and defend women YET AGAIN. Then, the Wannabes' talk Jesus' set on HBO's Entre Nos. He and Jerry run down the behind-the-scenes moves that landed them on the premium showcase. Jerry remembers the glory days of being married with a nanny to do everything he didn't want to do. Finally, Jesus tells the soul-crushing story of trying to win his father's love with a rooftop saxophone performance. It did not work out the way he planned. --- COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets: Oct. 15-21, Jerry Garcia w/ Michael Somerville @ MGM Grand in Las Vegas, NV Oct. 16, Jesus Sepulveda feat. Christian Zaragoza @ The Ontario Improv in Ontario, CA --- Subscrib

The guys' pad is the studio, but the audience is real! Sadly, it's a sausage fest. Jerry rides high with his Dodgers, while Christian confirms Jesus is a scumbag. FERNIE, NATE and JUAN are long-time fans who are chilling in cheap seats for today's show. One of them was way too cool to hang with Jerry in high school. BIG NEWS: The Dodgers clinched their division! Jerry was so excited, he forgot to pick his kids up from school. The guys begrudgingly allow the return of Jerry's Sports Minute. Then, the guys discuss bad parenting, and listener Nate defends his dad-skills. Listener Fernie works at Dodger Stadium, and Jerry can barely contain his erection. Jesus tells a story about stealing his friend's crush. Finally, how'd the Wannabes spend their Netflix money? --- SEE JESUS SEPULVEDA ON HBO LATINO! Standup showcase ENTRE NOS is back on October 5 @ 9pm and Jesus stars! COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets: Sunday, 10/7 @ House of Comedy, Phoenix, CA - Tickets TBA ADDITIONAL JERRY GARCIA

Jesus tells the epic tale of when he met George Lopez, Jerry reviews Mayans MC, and the Preguntas Segment is back, back again! Tell a friend! The guys are losing sleep over new jokes. Jesus' dad demands more credit for jumping the border. Jerry's version of dad life is very different from his father's. Then, Jesus and Jerry struggle with Bill Cosby's prison term, while Christian struggles not to punch them in the face. However, another recent legal verdict makes Christian confess to food-tampering at his first job...SO MAYBE HE'S NOT SO DIFFERENT. Plus, the epic story of how Jesus got away with stealing pizza from The Hut. Finally, the Wannabes have even MORE thoughts on Instagram, and last but not least, SUS PREGUNTAS! --- SEE JESUS SEPULVEDA ON HBO LATINO! Standup showcase ENTRE NOS is back on October 5 @ 9pm and Jesus stars! COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets: Thursday, 9/27 w/ Chingo Bling @ The Ontario Improv, Ontario, CA Sunday, 10/7 @ House of Comedy, Phoenix, CA - Tickets TB

"Roza Zaragoza" is ready for her debut, the Preguntas Segment returns, the Wannabes remember their first jobs, and Jesus goes viral! Christian's baby's sex is revealed! Jesus is afraid the twerk is here to stay. Jerry once worked at a women's clothing store, and both Jesus and Christian had physical altercations at their old jobs. Then, Jerry settles a HEATED debate between Jesus and Christian over who won the GGG vs Canelo fight! Do you agree with him? Write us at americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com, or slide into our DMs @americanwannabespodcast. In PREGUNTAS: What would you do if you made it big? What's the difference between you as a comedian, a dad, and a boyfriend? Finally, demonstrators bumping accordion music at Trump Tower brings out the deep, real, paisa Mexican in Jesus.   --- COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets: TOMORROW: AMIGOS TUESDAY @ The Comedy Store in Hollywood, CA! WEDNESDAY 9/19 @ Levity Live, Oxnard, CA - DM Jerry or Jesus to get on the guest list! Thursday, 9/