American Wannabes's Podcast

The guys are back at Day Care de Christian, to talk raising kids and cholo movies. Intern Fernie is back and his Dodgers are on a hot streak! Lola Zaragoza continues to rudely interrupt the Wannabes, and Christian is at his wit's end. And Jerry talks about the advantages of long-distance fatherhood. The Wannabes reveal their comprehensive guide to not raising assholes, and it transitions into talk of Christmas toys. Then, the greatest (and worst) gangster movies of all time! *** SPONSOR ALERT! Belly Of The Beast LA is a dope, Latino-centric clothing brand that is now offering 20% OFF! PROMO CODE: WANNABES --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

The guys talk going viral with All Def veteran (and Jesus' editing crush) Cris Sosa, who also tells the story of his ex-stepmom's failed plot to kill his dad. Cris (@cristinososa on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook) has been blowing up online, so the Wannabes go deep on their philosophies for the influencer economy. What's the best way to shoot your shot with the baddies - DMs, comments, stories, or let 'em come to you? Then, Jesus introduces the Jerry G IT'S NOT MY WEEKEND Drinking Game, and Jerry reflects on how little TV means in today’s entertainment world. That reminds Christian of the time Jesus bootlegged his own CD. And Cris tells the story of how he BDE'd himself right into a job with Kevin Hart. Finally, the epic story of how Cris' dad faked his own death to entrap his murderous wife. You must must must listen. Check out Cris' podcast KEEPIN IT TRILL. *** SPONSOR ALERT! Belly Of The Beast LA is a dope, Latino-centric clothing brand that is now offering 20% OFF! PROMO CODE: WANNABES --- TREAT YOURS

Jerry's HBO special officially premieres, Christian's on house arrest, and what does breast milk taste like? Anybody know? The Wannabes pour one out for Fernie, who's not dead or anything, he just couldn't make it all the way to Glendale, CA, where Christian is on 6 weeks of stay-at-home dad duty. Why? And will he survive? Listen to find out. Jerry's special IT'S NOT MY WEEKEND is now in the books, even if he didn't watch it. Hear behind-the-scenes stories from the promo tour! Plus, Jesus finally experienced first-hand Jerry's struggle with two baby mamas. Then, Big Papi got shot for messing with a drug pin's wife, and once again Jesus figures out a way to bring up barber shops. Don't worry, the story's funny. *** SPONSOR ALERT! Belly Of The Beast LA is a dope, Latino-centric clothing brand that is now offering 20% OFF! PROMO CODE: WANNABES --- TREAT YOURSELF TO AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click a link for tickets: June 23 @ Brea Improv in Brea, CA - GET $5 OFF WITH PROMO CODE: JERRY --- Subscribe on

The guys fight back tears watching Netflix, Fernie hijacks the podcast to praise the new Mexican champ, and Career Day continues... Hey, did you guys know that paisa memes exist? You will now. Then, Jesus needs you to get on Netflix right now and watch The Way They See Us and Life: The Kalief Browder Story. Jerry is still sweating the repercussions of his DUI. And Christian makes an impassioned case for Kim Kardashian being hella smart. Jerry flexes hard in his SPORTS MINUTE with pure Dodger pride. Fernie claims he saw the outcome of Ruiz vs Joshua coming a mile away, but Jerry's not buying it. Christian admits he’s always fantasized about being a great dancer. *** SPONSOR ALERT! Belly Of The Beast LA is a dope, Latino-centric clothing brand that is now offering 20% OFF! PROMO CODE: WANNABES --- TREAT YOURSELF TO AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click a link for tickets: June 23 @ Brea Improv in Brea, CA - GET $5 OFF WITH PROMO CODE: JERRY --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or

Jesus gets in the middle of another basket-brawl, Jerry G brings his talents to elementary school, and the guys debate the merits of dating each others' exes. Jesus is wearing a cowboy hat, and it might be the biggest controversy ever on the show. Jerry has discovered the horrifying world of children’s YouTube. “Baby Shark” is cool though. Jerry booked a 100% clean comedy set, and Jesus tears it apart. The guys remember a childhood friend who starred in the Shaq movie KAZAAM!, then had to go back to living a normal life. They remember if they wanted to be famous Netflix stars growing up. This leads Jesus to talk about ego, which leads Jerry to...reveal his credit score? Spoiler alert: It’s not great! *** SPONSOR ALERT! Belly Of The Beast LA is a dope, Latino-centric clothing brand that is now offering 20% OFF! PROMO CODE: WANNABES --- TREAT YOURSELF TO AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click a link for tickets: June 6-8 with Ch*ngo Bling @ The American Comedy Company in San Diego, CA --- Subscribe on Apple

The teaser for Jerry's HBO special dropped and he's got your backstage commentary. Then, Jesus felt old at a Nav concert and Schwarzenegger got drop-kicked! *** NEW SPONSOR ALERT! Belly Of The Beast LA is a dope, Latino-centric clothing brand that is now offering 20% OFF with the PROMO CODE: WANNABES! Jerry reveals the nerves, stress and regrets behind his first big solo special. Intern Fernie jumps in for the SPORTS MINUTE to explain the Julio Urias domestic violence arrest. Jesus finds satisfaction when a cocky young punk gets kicked out of the Nav concert. Christian needs the name of Nav's Asian opener who kept dropping n-bombs.   Then, a WANNABES SUMMER MOVIE PREVIEW featuring Jerry Garcia talking sh*t about Quentin Tarantino.   Finally, the PREGUNTAS SEGMENT is back in full force with a spicy pregunta sent in by an anonymous listener. The Wannabes give their worst advice yet! So write in with your own musings: @americanwannabespodcast on Instagram or americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com. --- TREAT YOURSEL

The guys go deep on pegging (pun intended) and reveal who likes what kind of butt stuff. Plus, Game of Thrones reaches a less than satisfying conclusion. The SPORTS MINUTE starts early with Jerry's thoughts on the NBA Draft! Meanwhile, Christian couldn’t get into the Canelo fight. The James Charles scandal leads to talk of which celebrities love pegging. We revisit Jerry’s infatuation with the gays, Jesus offers sensual descriptions of anal play, and Christian talks about the man who got arrested for loving to eat ass. Jesus remembers getting caught by his hook-up's gay paisa brother. Jerry broke the internet on Mother's Day, and he's got more thoughts to vent. Then, fun with the Snapchat gender-swap filter, and not-so-fun with the grand finale of GOT. --- Jerry's HBO special is coming out June 14! Don't make plans for that night. --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesu

The guys go live at NoHo Comedy Fest with demoted intern Raul Reyes, NorCal comic Carlos Rodriguez, Chilean superstar Fabrizio Copano, and more surprise guests. Carlos helps the Wannabes sort out the NorCal vs. SoCal beef, then reveals a bizarrely intimate relationship with Jerry. Jesus needs strip club recommendations in Phoenix. The guys are visited by their first black guest (and like the tenth black guy in New Mexico). And Christian recalls his bad decisions on the last live show. Fabrizio runs through "a small book"'s worth of content, including snorting coke with rock stars, outing Antonio Banderas as NOT LATINO, and cutting the sexual tension with a knife when he reveals he looks exactly like Lady Gaga in drag. All that, plus A LIVE PREGUNTAS SEGMENT! --- Jerry's HBO special is coming out June 14! Don't make plans for that night. --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia

Jesus pulls back the curtain on his freaky-deaky bedroom imagination as the Wannabes review Avengers: Endgame and Game of Thrones' latest shocking battle! Christian and Jerry did NOT get everything they wanted out of Avengers. Jesus describes how Game of Thrones made sweet love to his body. The guys then go an hour-long sex tangent, but don't worry, they come back around to dragons and superheroes. The Wannabes lament the tragedy of friend-zoning, the rules and mechanics of a first kiss, and how Christian played some lazy, lazy f*ckboy games when he was on the market. Then, the old men in the audience can get excited for an EXTENDED. BARBER. TALK. SEGMENT! Finally, Jerry just has to say it. Has to. HAS TO: We didn’t need to see the chick superheroes team up during the battle in Avengers. Plus, some other bullshit on Netflix. --- Jerry's HBO special STILL has a release date: June 14! --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Lati

The guys are HYPED on Avengers and Game of Thrones. Plus, the Lotto winner's got everybody twisted, and Jerry remembers saving the hood. When a Wisconsin Mexican wins $768 million, the Wannabes have opinions. Plus, Christian tries to figure out who's the richest: Beyoncé, Kylie or Jessica Simpson? Then, Jerry's kid got punked at school. Jerry went out for vengeance - but mostly had to contain his baby mama's fury. New Wannabe Fernie helps Jerry remember the cholos with a heart of gold who talked him out of joining a gang, but not before he either prevented or started a Huntington Park gang war. Finally, the guys talk COACHELLA! Cool, right? Also, Jerry's HBO special has a release date: June 14! --- TREAT YOURSELF TO AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click a link for tickets: AMERICAN WANNABES LIVE at the NoHo Comedy Fest! May 4 @ HaHa Comedy Club in North Hollywood, CA ¡CINCO DE MAYO! May 5 @ STANDUP LIVE in Phoenix, AZ --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast

The guys talk spoilers for Game of Thrones and Netflix's Our Planet, between discussion of good-for-nothing high schoolers, Dodger dogs, and Christian's funky arm. Jerry did NOT have a good tax season. Jesus is disgusted by life in the Middle Ages. And Christian reveals he's double-jointed thanks to a childhood accident involving his crush. Then, Jesus watched a YouTube video about grown men pretending to be babies, which brings the podcast BACK to the topic of Furries. Finally, Fernie reveals some food secrets buried deep in the bowels of Dodger Stadium, and Jerry busts out some seasonal jokes that he SWEARS are hilarious. For real, dawg. --- TREAT YOURSELF TO AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click a link for tickets: Jerry Garcia, April 27 @ The Brea Improv in Orange County, CA Jerry Garcia, April 28 @ Levity Live in Oxnard, CA AMERICAN WANNABES LIVE at the NoHo Comedy Fest! May 4 @ HaHa Comedy Club in North Hollywood, CA ¡CINCO DE MAYO! May 5 @ STANDUP LIVE in Phoenix, AZ --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts,

The Wannabes consider their dietary choices, their dream cars, sex in public, and how to rebuild the community with theoretical lottery money! The guys are pumped for the return of Game of Thrones. Jerry's SPORTS MINUTE covers Magic's exit from the Lakers. Jesus remembers being a peeping tom as a kid and an adult. Christian has all the hipster food facts. The guys want updates on the crime situation at his store. He sure as shit doesn't let doñas get away with snacking in his grocery aisles. Christian's crime stats lead to a game of NAME THAT RACE. The guys reflect on childhood van life, then move on to their ultimate dream cars...Which ends in: "If you win $10 million in the lottery, how much goes back to charity or the community?" --- TREAT YOURSELF TO AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the link for tickets: LIVE at the NoHo Comedy Fest! May 4 @ HaHa Comedy Club in North Hollywood, CA ¡CINCO DE MAYO! May 5 @ STANDUP LIVE in Phoenix, AZ --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or

The guys start on a serious note with the death of Nipsey Hussle, move on to sex scandals, and by the end Jerry's ready to try cocaine. Wholesome family fun!   Conspiracy theories swirl over Nipsey's death, but before anyone blames "big pharma," Jerry brings it back to his own life-changing experience at the LA morgue. The Wannabes weigh in on the ever-growing problem of needless deaths.   Then: Sex scandals! Knicks center Kristaps Porzingis is accused of rape, a Russian boxer is accused of sexual assault, and our very own Jesus Sepulveda was accused of some lowdown shit back in high school.   Finally, no one knows where to buy actual men's clothes anymore, which somehow turns into drug talk. --- TREAT YOURSELF TO AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the link for tickets: ¡CINCO DE MAYO! May 5 @ STANDUP LIVE in Phoenix, AZ --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus S

The guys welcome back friend-of-the-show Nestor who just got down at Mexican Mardi Gras, and Jesus reveals all his best fake voice scams. The Wannabes remember all the baddest bitches from Mexican TV news (plus Vida Guerra). Jesus debuts the best Arnold voice you’ve ever heard, and the Wannabes swap stories about the best retail scams they’ve ever pulled…allegedly. Christian remembers some of his worst f*ck-ups from behind the cash register. And the Dodgers just kicked off their season, so all Jerry cares about is his Sports Minute. Then, Jerry has breaking news about male birth control, and he recaps his red carpet experience at the PLOEY premiere. --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

  The Wannabes help Jerry through an existential crisis after visiting the morgue. Plus, Fernie officially replaces Raul Reyes...And yeah, it's an upgrade. The guys are shocked and aroused by Christian's threaded eyebrows. He decided to treat himself as a break from his baby duties. Jerry's new animated movie PLOEY just dropped its first trailer! The Wannabes play it live on-air, and strategize for the premiere. Jesus tries out some voices to get in on that sweet sweet cartoon work. Finally, a special guest appearance by Nicky Garcia raises a very important question: "How old were you when you realized what gay was?" We don't edit these things, so if you're outraged, y'know...Maybe smoke some weed or something? --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

It's an extra-illegal episode as the guys talk Leaving Neverland, R. Kelly, Christian foiling a robbery, and the guys getting away with thieving of their own! The Wannabes welcome back the homeboy Fernie, who kills the whole mood when he brings up a childhood death that Jerry had blocked from his memory. But Jerry DOES remember hooking up with a baddie at a car wash in his teenage years. Jesus hooked up at Lazer Tag, Fernie finger-banged in line at a record signing, and poor Christian was never that lucky. Finally, Christian relives the epic story of fighting crime at his day job, where he foiled the biggest heist of his grocery career! --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

The Wannabes set up shop in the green room at the Ice House Comedy Club and all your favorite people drop in! But first, the guys know the world has been waiting for their comprehensive thoughts on Jordyn Woods and "Leaving Neverland". Then, Hooter and Martin Moreno of the Yo Yo Yo Podcast stop by to tear apart the institution of marriage. The legend Frazer Smith stops by to talk about his days at LA institution KROQ, discovering the bands Motley Crue and Van Halen, and working on air with a young George Lopez. Rookie comic Adrian Camerena stops by to get dragged for his leather pants (seriously, bro). Finally, fan favorite Narcizo Gonzalez stops by to remember growing up gay! --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jerry and Jesus soldier on through a sickness so bad it killed Jerry's morning wood. But the Oscars aren't gonna talk about themselves, damn it. The guys disagree on a man's ability to masturbate while sick, leading Christian into an internet deep dive and way too much boner talk. None of the Wannabes are satisfied with this year's Oscar winners. They reminisce on badass movies of years past, like Babel, Y Tu Mamá Tambien, and some hotel movie Jerry loved but can't remember the name of. Then: Jussie Smollet. Jesus feels his pain, and produces not one but TWO of his own stories about being caught in terrible lies! Finally, how much do the guys love The Office? Muchísimo, guey. --- TREAT YOURSELF TO AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets: March 9, Jerry Garcia @ The Ice House in Pasadena, CA March 16, Jesus Sepulveda @ Bicycle Casino in Bell Gardens, CA --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comed

The Wannabes welcome Sebastian Cetina, the hardest working man in comedy, to talk about when audiences revolt and the insanity of Abducted In Plain Sight! Sebastian helped Jerry and Jesus rise up in comedy. They remember the early days at old Mexican hotspot 58 Bar and Grill and Iguana's. Sebastian and Jesus trade stories of going to war with audiences over little people, some vicious crowd work, and fingerblasting. Christian remembers fleeing the stage in a drug-induced panic the first time Sebastian ever booked him on a show. Then, the guys have a new Netflix obsession: ABDUCTED IN PLAIN SIGHT. It's about a devilish white man who mind-rapes and then literally rapes an entire family. Christian cannot deal with any of it, while Jesus ponders the limits of mutual masturbation among straight men. TONS OF SPOILERS. You were warned. Finally, the Khloe-Kylie Feud over Tristan Thompson, America's most DGAF basketball player and Jerry's new role model. --- TREAT YOURSELF TO AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click t

The guys talk special bedroom treats for Valentine's Day. Hide your kids, hide your wife, because Jesus and Christian's moaning is NSFW up in here. Jesus and Jerry have experienced the pleasure of a good ass-licking, and Christian needs details. Raul Reyes makes a phone-in appearance to either confirm or deny that Jesus saved Jerry's ass after a show. Place your bets on what really went down... Then, Jerry adds Denver to his Top Three Cities list, Christian knows a real gigolo, and Jesus thinks some ladies are getting WAY too hyped on female empowerment. He had an In-N-Out altercation to prove it. Finally, the Wannabes talk getting older, and Jerry resolves to live his most righteous life. --- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app! American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.